Liberals are the Stupid, Insane Idiots!

Liberals are the Stupid, Insane Idiots!

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Curtis Lowe

Montgomery, AL

#1 Nov 15, 2009
Liberals point to Bush, Cheney, Palin, Teabaggers, Birthers, Homophobes, etc, and say they are insane and stupid. But let's take a look at what liberals want. Then you decide who is insane:

1. Liberals want abortion on demand with no waiting period or parental notification.

2. Liberals want to relax sex-crime laws so grown women and men can rape children without going to jail.

3. Liberals want to investigate how building 7 was destroyed on 9/11.

4. Liberals want to heavily tax the people who pay us until the people who pay us can no longer pay us and then the liberals will use that tax money to pay us.

5. Liberals don't want any children, but want to tell your children how to think and act.

6. Liberals don't want to take your guns away. They just don't want you to have the ammo.

7. Liberals have white beards like Santa Claus, but children should be wary of sitting on their laps.

8. Liberals think compassion is throwing money at a problem rather than solving a problem.

9. Liberal blacks were emancipated by Republicans but vote Demoncrat so they can remain enslaved to their social programs.

10. Liberals force bankers to lend money to deadbeats and then blame the bankers when the deadbeats are deadbeats.

This is fun! Please hop in at any time.

“NM Desert Rat”

Since: Mar 08

Elephant Butte, N.M.

#2 Nov 15, 2009
You're in rare form today. The sad part about it is I agree with most of what you wrote.
Birdzilla

United States

#3 Nov 15, 2009
Liberals support abortion and want to save the redwoods Liberals want all guns banned but want everyone to take LSD trips Liberals oppose capital punishment but support euthinasia Liberals dont celebrate the 4TH OF JULY but celebrate CINO DEMAYO or KWANZA Liberals want your kid to exchange their G.I. JOE action figure for little pink monkeys.Liberals see chimps and say LOOK ITS OUR COUSINS
Rollin

Colorado Springs, CO

#4 Nov 15, 2009
Liberals are easy to spot because they are always wearing rose-colored glasses.

Liberals are opposed to executing murderers but want to kill babies on demand.

Liberals think that guns are criminals.

Liberals think that homosexuality is normal and natural.

Since: Sep 09

Burlington, KY

#5 Nov 15, 2009
birdzilla kwanza is part of a religion thats just rude.well I hate to push buttons but I am a liberal and I am not for numbers 2-10. so what does that make me. im not trying to make fun of. I just feel in between like I am for am sex marrige and for abortion (but needs stricter laws on it). I am for euthnasia but I am for capital punishment and i say sex offenders should fry. more laws on guns but ammo should not go up in price. Sorry i just and emphany what bloody am i? I am not consertave but apparently not a liberal.
Curtis Lowe

Montgomery, AL

#6 Nov 16, 2009
smurfz wrote:
birdzilla kwanza is part of a religion thats just rude.well I hate to push buttons but I am a liberal and I am not for numbers 2-10. so what does that make me. im not trying to make fun of. I just feel in between like I am for am sex marrige and for abortion (but needs stricter laws on it). I am for euthnasia but I am for capital punishment and i say sex offenders should fry. more laws on guns but ammo should not go up in price. Sorry i just and emphany what bloody am i? I am not consertave but apparently not a liberal.
You are conservative. Deal with it.
Xavier

United States

#7 Nov 17, 2009
Libberals should be sent to a remote island.I wonder how long they would last befor dying of chronic stupidity

Since: Apr 07

Brentwood, TN

#8 Nov 17, 2009
Liberals increase taxes on companies then blame the company for raising their prices.

Liberals want everyone to have the exact same health coverage slim to none.

Liberals want everybody to have the exact same things. Very little and that that we do have never seems to work properly.

Liberals believe in sharing the wealth. They don't want to earn what they get so they pass laws forcing hard working people to give part of their earnings to the liberals for their support.

Liberals get mad when people tell the truth about them and start calling people racists, homophobes, unAmericans, morons, idiots, etc.

Liberals want everyone to have Freedom of speech as long as what you say they agree with.

Since: Sep 09

Burlington, KY

#9 Nov 23, 2009
Curtis Lowe wrote:
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You are conservative. Deal with it.
actually I am pretty split down even so I guess I am both

“Do You Have a Reservation?”

Since: Nov 08

Norfolk, VA

#10 Nov 24, 2009
smurfz wrote:
<quoted text> actually I am pretty split down even so I guess I am both
Switch parties.

Go Libertarian!

Or you could always Vote Green!
Curtis Lowe

Montgomery, AL

#11 Nov 24, 2009
The Innkeeper wrote:
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Switch parties.
Go Libertarian!
Or you could always Vote Green!
I voted Green once but Kermit lost.

“Do You Have a Reservation?”

Since: Nov 08

Norfolk, VA

#12 Nov 24, 2009
Curtis Lowe wrote:
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I voted Green once but Kermit lost.
That's OK. I thought "Vote Green" was a referendum on marijuana legalization.

Hope springs eternal.
Curtis Lowe

Montgomery, AL

#13 Nov 24, 2009
The Innkeeper wrote:
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That's OK. I thought "Vote Green" was a referendum on marijuana legalization.
Hope springs eternal.
I hope they never legalize it. Scoring a dime bag is one of the few thrills I have left. That and cat juggling.

“Do You Have a Reservation?”

Since: Nov 08

Norfolk, VA

#14 Nov 24, 2009
Curtis Lowe wrote:
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I hope they never legalize it. Scoring a dime bag is one of the few thrills I have left. That and cat juggling.
You can keep the cat juggling.

The only game I play with the cats is "Hogan's Alley", with the garden hose & nozzle.
Curtis Lowe

Montgomery, AL

#15 Nov 24, 2009
The Innkeeper wrote:
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You can keep the cat juggling.
The only game I play with the cats is "Hogan's Alley", with the garden hose & nozzle.
I saw Michelle Obama in her garden. That was one dirty hoe. She knows her stuff.

“Do You Have a Reservation?”

Since: Nov 08

Norfolk, VA

#16 Nov 24, 2009
Curtis Lowe wrote:
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I saw Michelle Obama in her garden. That was one dirty hoe. She knows her stuff.
Nice pun. Good continuity with the garden theme.

Would say something about you calling a "spade a spade", but that would be racist.

There would be many who would "pick" me apart.

But I won't "shed" any tears over it.

Three to one for the Innkeeper!
Curtis Lowe

Montgomery, AL

#17 Nov 24, 2009
The Innkeeper wrote:
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Nice pun. Good continuity with the garden theme.
Would say something about you calling a "spade a spade", but that would be racist.
There would be many who would "pick" me apart.
But I won't "shed" any tears over it.
Three to one for the Innkeeper!
Accusing you of planting the seeds of racism could soil your good name.

“Do You Have a Reservation?”

Since: Nov 08

Norfolk, VA

#18 Nov 24, 2009
Curtis Lowe wrote:
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Accusing you of planting the seeds of racism could soil your good name.
Good one, not at all "corny".

Gets right to the "root" of the matter.

Oh my, we need a "Good Pun, Bad Pun" thread.

“ Impulsive, bone in her teeth”

Since: Mar 08

Location hidden

#19 Nov 24, 2009
Curtis Lowe wrote:
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I voted Green once but Kermit lost.
I know... that was so sad.

“ Impulsive, bone in her teeth”

Since: Mar 08

Location hidden

#20 Nov 24, 2009
and I wonder at the difference between a 'liberal' and a 'libertarian'??

but then I realy hate corporatism.

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