Is China Planning to Invade America?

Is China Planning to Invade America?

Created by Spawn of Shawn on May 11, 2008

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Yes, if Obama is elected

No, they are our friends

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WizeOne

Seattle, WA

#1 May 11, 2008
They already have! It's called WalMart!
Katy did

Indianapolis, IN

#2 May 11, 2008
WizeOne wrote:
They already have! It's called WalMart!
Couln't be put any plainer than that, folks!
andet1987

United States

#3 May 11, 2008
wrong, muslims will rule america if Obama becomes president !!

here is what happen if America becomes a Muslim nation:

1. no more Victoria's secret
2. no more Hooters
3. no more swinging in the neighborhood
4. you will shave your pubic hair regularly
5. you will bend over and pray several times a day
6. all video stores will only sell/rent non porno movies
7. all Miss USA, Miss America, Miss Teen USA contestants will not be allowed to wear skimpy bikini during the contest.
8. it is possible that beauty pageants will be banned
9. all Casinos and Las Vegas will be closed
10. gambling, drinking, prostitutions are not allowed
11. gay bars and all bars will be closed

so pray hard that Obama will not be the next President !!!
Rhett

Boulder, CO

#4 May 26, 2008
Are we going to speak Spanish or Chinese?
No Spanglish Here

El Paso, TX

#5 May 26, 2008
The Chinese need not invade America they will and are destroying us financially. Right now they are the largest holder of US debt and with the earthquakes and what not over there what are we going to do when they start cashing in that debt on food, building materials and other essentials? We should never have opened trade with China in the first place. The super powers will not invade until the mushroom clouds are gone.

Rhett, we wont be speaking Spanish, they couldnt even kick our butts when they had a ten to 1 advantage. Remember the Alamo.
Peril from China

United States

#6 May 26, 2008
No Spanglish Here wrote:
The Chinese need not invade America they will and are destroying us financially. Right now they are the largest holder of US debt and with the earthquakes and what not over there what are we going to do when they start cashing in that debt on food, building materials and other essentials? We should never have opened trade with China in the first place. The super powers will not invade until the mushroom clouds are gone.
jimmy carter opened trade with China back in the 1970s. Economists warned then that the trade imbalance with Japan would be minor compared to the eventual trade imbalance with China. jimmy carter is gone but the trade disadvantage with China is here to stay. carter also gave away our Panama Canal that China now runs and is spending one billion dollars to widen so that China can get oil supertankers from Venezuela to Asia.

Let's don't elect that carter clone obama. Things will go from bad to worse.
No Spanglish Here

El Paso, TX

#7 May 26, 2008
Peril from China wrote:
<quoted text>jimmy carter opened trade with China back in the 1970s. Economists warned then that the trade imbalance with Japan would be minor compared to the eventual trade imbalance with China. jimmy carter is gone but the trade disadvantage with China is here to stay. carter also gave away our Panama Canal that China now runs and is spending one billion dollars to widen so that China can get oil supertankers from Venezuela to Asia.
Let's don't elect that carter clone obama. Things will go from bad to worse.
Clinton didnt help either...
seraph az

Phoenix, AZ

#9 Jul 5, 2008
were are gunna get fucked no matter who becomes president

Since: Apr 08

Tyler, TX

#10 Jul 6, 2008
Rhett wrote:
Are we going to speak Spanish or Chinese?
Probably neither.

My guess is that a lot of Spanish words will make it into Everyday American conversations, or Spanish derived words, more so than is now, mind you.

Just like how: French, German, Latin, Italian, Greek words influence it now.

I think you will see a lot more Middle-eastern, and Hindi/Urdu having more influence in it too, as well as Chinese, and Japanese.

English is a composite language.
American English will undoubtedly change.

English isn't going to die. Don't worry.
It'll just change, but over time.

Since: Apr 08

Tyler, TX

#12 Jul 6, 2008
The Constitutionalist wrote:
<quoted text>
Probably neither.
My guess is that a lot of Spanish words will make it into Everyday American conversations, or Spanish derived words, more so than is now, mind you.
Just like how: French, German, Latin, Italian, Greek words influence it now.
I think you will see a lot more Middle-eastern, and Hindi/Urdu having more influence in it too, as well as Chinese, and Japanese.
English is a composite language.
American English will undoubtedly change.
English isn't going to die. Don't worry.
It'll just change, but over time.
I know that was a bit off topic.

Since: Apr 08

Tyler, TX

#13 Jul 6, 2008
Probably neither.
My guess is that a lot of Spanish words will make it into Everyday American conversations, or Spanish derived words, more so than are* now, mind you.
Just like how: French, German, Latin, Italian, Greek words influence it now.
I think you will see a lot more Middle-eastern, and Hindi/Urdu having more influence in it too, as well as Chinese, and Japanese.
English is a composite language.
American English will undoubtedly change.
English isn't going to die. Don't worry.
It'll just change, but over time.

Since: Apr 08

Tyler, TX

#14 Jul 6, 2008
dave wrote:
oh yeah baby chinese girls so creamy sweet little goth bitch ram your ass oh yeah!!!!!
Hum.
That was an imbecilic statement.
frankie b goes to detroit

Bowling Green, OH

#15 Oct 29, 2008
Chinese chicks their bras are too small, like Chinese mens balls, and johnson. China, could never invade America, because women are all D Cups and greater, in other words, America's broads boobs, are larger, than a Chinese skull and brain. Chinese dudes have 2 to three inchers, they would be laughed to death, as soon as they reached the U.S. soil. China can't even rape Americen women, they will kick you in your tiny Johnsons. Chinese broads need to get massive knockersm or else,,,,Chimps.
makindipdipd

Indianapolis, IN

#16 Jul 30, 2009
you all realize they got a billion people they can send in a million men and they can die every single one and they will come still were screwed if they attack us. 500 million mn charging at our 180,000. and 500,000,000 wifes and kids either giving birth or training, and the kids go to fight when they are 5
500 million men charging at us and india probaly sides with them make that a billion people at our 150,000 lokk at it we gonna lose against china and india
Nunayer Bidness

Phoenix, AZ

#17 Nov 4, 2010
{QUOTE who="makindipdipd"]y ou all realize they got a billion people they can send in a million men and they can die every single one and they will come still were screwed

How will they even get to the US? China doesn't have the transport capability to move several million soldiers, their equipment and weapons, and food and fuel for them. Even if they did, they would have to move them 6000 miles across an ocean controlled by our Navy. Any such attempt would result in a lot of very well-fed fish.
Vivek Golikeri

Fort Lauderdale, FL

#18 Jan 9, 2011
Rhett wrote:
Are we going to speak Spanish or Chinese?
Actually, the new language of the United States will be Bullshit. It is already widely spoken, especially in positions of power. It just needs to be adopted officially.
andet1987

Browntown, WI

#19 Jan 9, 2011
when was Chinese Fried Rice introduced to America ? well, that was the time when China invaded America. you did not notice that China forced their Chinese culture into your throats by eating their Chinese Fried Rice.

Since: Dec 08

Location hidden

#20 Jan 9, 2011
Abraham Lincoln was right when he said and I quote: the entire armies of Europe and Asia couldn't take a drink from the Ohio river, if destruction is our lot we ourselves will be it's author and finisher....You don't have to conquer America, wall street will sell it.
kibbles-N- Bits

Hughes, AR

#21 Jun 5, 2011
Vivek Golikeri wrote:
<quoted text>
Actually, the new language of the United States will be Bullshit. It is already widely spoken, especially in positions of power. It just needs to be adopted officially.
So True

“Winchester Model 1894”

Since: Apr 07

Roy, Washington

#22 Jun 5, 2011
Nunayer Bidness wrote:
{QUOTE who="makindipdipd"]y ou all realize they got a billion people they can send in a million men and they can die every single one and they will come still were screwed
How will they even get to the US? China doesn't have the transport capability to move several million soldiers, their equipment and weapons, and food and fuel for them. Even if they did, they would have to move them 6000 miles across an ocean controlled by our Navy. Any such attempt would result in a lot of very well-fed fish.
Not to mention the fact that the United States has the greatest and most heavily armed force in the world. Every other household has a weapon of some sort, and they know how to use it. Has anyone seen the movie Red Dawn? I know it's just a movie, but it serves to show that an armed, unorganized civilian population is all but impossible to defeat.

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