how to piss americans off

how to piss americans off

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lovemenot

Noranda, Australia

#1 Jun 28, 2012
just tell them anything and they will
every troll here but you

Blacklick, OH

#3 Jun 29, 2012
How to piss australians off - be an American and ask them to say something in australian for a whole US dollar. Or call them English.
Poovahloop

Tyngsboro, MA

#4 Jun 29, 2012
every troll here but you wrote:
How to piss australians off - be an American and ask them to say something in australian for a whole US dollar. Or call them English.
ha ha ha ha ha !!!!!!!!

I love cool Australians. They're great.

I hate dick head Australians. There are a few out there and they embarrass the rest of their country.
Annie Muk

Sweden

#5 Jun 29, 2012
lovemenot wrote:
how to piss americans off
That's easy:

1). Tell them the truth about the United Snakes.
2). Ask them where the WMD's are in Irak.
3). Ask them about the Tuskegee Experiment.
4). Ask them about Operation TP Ajax.
5). Tell them how the Cuba Crisis was REALLY resolved.
6). Ask them about Operation MK ULTRA.
7). Ask them about Operation North Woods.
8). Tell them how far down on the list of world-wide democracies the U.S. stands.
9). Ask them how many homeless they have.
10). Ask them how many murders they have every year.
11). Ask them about medical insurance.
12). Tell them who got to Berlin first and the TRUE date of the Nazi surrender.
13). Actually, just about any subject about the United Snakes' history or present day will "Piss them Off"!
Scandis are fools

Norway

#6 Jun 29, 2012
Annie Muk wrote:
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That's easy:
12). Tell them who got to Berlin first and the TRUE date of the Nazi surrender.
And what was Swedens contribution to the war effort? Ah yes, stay neutral leaning towards the Nazi's. You have as much right to use WW2 in humour as the Jew gassing surrender monkey's in this toilet of a country
Annie Muk

Sweden

#7 Jun 29, 2012
Scandis are fools wrote:
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And what was Swedens contribution to the war effort? Ah yes, stay neutral leaning towards the Nazi's.
Post this in the "how to piss swedes off" or just copy it onto the Swedish threads under the title of "Norwegian jokes".

By the way, there are many monuments donated to Sweden from Norway commemorating us on the good deeds we did for the Norwegians during WW II. But if you were Norwegian you'd already know that, you silly American idiot.
Scandis are fools

Norway

#8 Jun 29, 2012
I'm English you daft bint, the place that recieves a christmas tree from the mountain monkeys in Norge every year as thanks for the war efforts, and fuck all from neutral Sweden! There's an element of reality in Norges jokes towards you lot. What did Norway thank you for with your good deeds? Because your lot let the Jews from Norway travel to the gas chambers on your rail road network! You must be so proud!!! You silly Swedish idiot.
Poovahloop

Tyngsboro, MA

#9 Jun 29, 2012
Scandis are fools wrote:
I'm English you daft bint, the place that recieves a christmas tree from the mountain monkeys in Norge every year as thanks for the war efforts, and fuck all from neutral Sweden! There's an element of reality in Norges jokes towards you lot. What did Norway thank you for with your good deeds? Because your lot let the Jews from Norway travel to the gas chambers on your rail road network! You must be so proud!!! You silly Swedish idiot.
DITTO!

Just ignore that stupid Swedish jerk.

“Winchester Model 1894”

Since: Apr 07

Roy, Washington

#10 Jun 29, 2012
Perhaps you should ask the Japanese, I'm sure they could tell you.
Annie Muk

Sweden

#11 Jun 29, 2012
Annie Muk wrote:
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Post this in the "how to piss swedes off" or just copy it onto the Swedish threads under the title of "Norwegian jokes".
By the way, there are many monuments donated to Sweden from Norway commemorating us on the good deeds we did for the Norwegians during WW II. But if you were Norwegian you'd already know that, you silly American idiot.
Scandis are fools wrote:
I'm English you daft bint
Oh! Sorry! Let me rephrase that:

"... you silly ENGLISH idiot."
Scandis are fools wrote:
<quoted text>Because your lot let the Jews from Norway travel to the gas chambers on your rail road network!
Aparently silly English idiots are just as ignorant as the silly American idiots. Would you care to state your source of info on that point of yours - other than beneath the table of the drunken pub where you and your equally misinfomed mates slither and make up historical "facts".

BTW: Take note that this thread is about "how to piss off americans." You have neither succeeded sticking to the subject of "americans" nor have you pissed anyone "off" .... though clearly you are "pissed" yourself.
Annie Muk

Sweden

#12 Jun 29, 2012
MPMARTIN wrote:
Perhaps you should ask the Japanese, I'm sure they could tell you.
Are the Japanese good at pissing off Americans are they?
USA USA USA USA USA USA

Blacklick, OH

#13 Jun 30, 2012
Annie Muk wrote:
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Are the Japanese good at pissing off Americans are they?
We had the last effing laugh on those bucktooth, hairy-carry commiting, SOB japanese August 6 and 9, 1945.

“To contract new debts...”

Since: Apr 08

is not the way to pay old ones

#14 Jun 30, 2012
Poovahloop wrote:
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DITTO!
Just ignore that stupid Swedish jerk.
I thought that was the general rule when dealing with the swedes.
Poovahloop

Tyngsboro, MA

#15 Jun 30, 2012
MPMARTIN wrote:
Perhaps you should ask the Japanese, I'm sure they could tell you.
Ask them what? The Japanese are the most racist people on Earth.
Poovahloop

Tyngsboro, MA

#16 Jun 30, 2012
Hunglo wrote:
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I thought that was the general rule when dealing with the swedes.
Well, yes, that's the general rule when you deal with stupid swedes.

OTOH, let's remember that there are good Swedes who are really cool people. I've know a few here in New England, USA. They aren't the skanks that this 8itch posting here is. They'd hate her.

Since: Jun 12

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#18 Jun 30, 2012
Annie Muk wrote:
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Are the Japanese good at pissing off Americans are they?
As a half Swede American who spent a year and a half in Japan can tell you i never want to go back.

Since: Jun 12

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#19 Jun 30, 2012
A swift size 10 boot should do the trick... right in the bollocks :)
Annie Muk

Sweden

#20 Jun 30, 2012
lightbeamrider wrote:
<quoted text> As a half Swede American who spent a year and a half in Japan can tell you i never want to go back.
FIRST: That doesn't explain why the Japanese might be adept at "pissing off Americans".

SECOND: There is no such thing as a "half Swede" and I'm sure it doesn't say that in your passport either.

In any case, I've been to Japan 3 times (short visits) and I'm not eager to return either, so perhaps I can understand your opinion. I don't like them very much. Jerk Wad is right about them being racists.

Since: Jun 12

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#21 Jun 30, 2012
Annie Muk wrote:
FIRST: That doesn't explain why the Japanese might be adept at "pissing off Americans".
I don't know that they do. Have nothing against the Japanese.
There is no such thing as a "half Swede" and I'm sure it doesn't say that in your passport either.
Did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed? Too many Muslems is Sweden these days? Want some more? How about homosexuals? We got a boat load here. Your homeless in America comment. Most cannot get jobs because they cannot pass a drug test or are to lazy or undiscplined to hold down a full time job in my part of America. There is plenty of work here. You know what i meant by half Swede. I have relatives over there, some where?
In any case, I've been to Japan 3 times (short visits) and I'm not eager to return either, so perhaps I can understand your opinion. I don't like them very much. Jerk Wad is right about them being racists.
There is a racial component there. No doubt about that.
Poovahloop

Tyngsboro, MA

#22 Jun 30, 2012
Annie Muk wrote:
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FIRST: That doesn't explain why the Japanese might be adept at "pissing off Americans".
SECOND: There is no such thing as a "half Swede" and I'm sure it doesn't say that in your passport either.
In any case, I've been to Japan 3 times (short visits) and I'm not eager to return either, so perhaps I can understand your opinion. I don't like them very much. Jerk Wad is right about them being racists.
dou che b ag Annie shows just how racist she is. Swedes, dearie, are NOT the Aryan race that you seem to think you are.

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