I got a massage with a "happy ending"...
sickwitit

Skokie, IL

#114 Apr 22, 2010
where'd you go man? [email protected]
Pandagurl

Johnstown, PA

#116 Apr 26, 2010
Bob you should be ashamed....if you have a gf why would you let the neighbor do that...there are some rules ya know...does your gf know??
John Trickin

Grand Blanc, MI

#118 Apr 30, 2010
That's funny I go to Asian massage parlors, get a nice nude massage, than they ask "what you want" and for a hundred dollar tip (on top of 60 the regular price) they give me a blo job and than a full on riding sex. ANd these girls are HOOTTT

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larry tenec

Brooklyn, NY

#119 May 2, 2010
You're the idiot.
You Idiot wrote:
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A police sting operation has your info - when you're in jail a buddy will give you another massage. You might enjoy that as well.
Fool...
Do you believe that you can be arrested for stating that yuu did something like doing drugs or using a prostitute?
ccrunch171

United States

#120 May 6, 2010
I really like vanilla ice cream (wife) but I like a different taste once in a while......but I will always like vanilla ice cream the best !
unknown

Essex Junction, VT

#121 May 10, 2010
a hsppy ending massage is great i love them
stevenn

United States

#122 May 16, 2010
andet1987 wrote:
yes, you are a bad person !! it should be done by your wife !! you are cheating !!
Are u retarded? its been brought up like 5 times that hes single learn to read.
VoF

Dumfries, VA

#123 May 18, 2010
Most of those places are part of organized crime. It is very likely the women who work there are in debt-bondage or are otherwise coerced. By taking the towel completely off you she was giving you a chance to object, but instead of standing up for victims of Human trafficking, you chose your own pleasures. I'm sure your mother is sooo proud of you!
Be a MAN and fight this soul-destroying blight on the earth. Have you thought about where that money goes to? I doubt the girls get to keep *any* of it. Most of it goes to some crime-boss with even less morals than you. And therefore goes back into trafficking. Think about it and do the RIGHT thing.
elary wrote:
So I went to an "Oriental massage" place not far from my house yesterday. Though I went in realizing it might not have been a legitimate operation, I did it anyway. I mean, I wanted a massage, but if something else happened, then cool.
So this Asian woman massages me for 45 min or so. She took my towel completely off at one point and totally massaged my ass. It was great. Once on my back, she eventually started massaging my stomach and chest and face. Then she asked how old I am and if I'm single- then she got close to my erection, taking the towel off again. She then put my hand on her ass and put some more oil on her hand and went to town while lightly fingering my ass. I came in about 2 minutes and it was great!!
Am I some kind of creep?? I mean, I didn't ask for it- she just went ahead and did it. But I didn't stop her, either. I just feel a little guilty after reading about these massage places where illegal immigrants are forced to do this.
I promise I'm not a creep!
Massager

Newark, DE

#124 May 19, 2010
I like to give massages for a very reasonable fee.I provide service in PA,MD ,NJ and DE contact me on my email
[email protected] m

“Talk Nerdy 2 me (>-<)”

Since: Dec 08

Reno

#125 May 19, 2010
AllAlpha wrote:
The reason prostitution is illegal: If it were legal, men wouldn't have to spend hundreds of dollars courting women just to get the third base and thousands to get sex just once a month (if they're lucky) after the babies are born. Men could become financially independent before they were 30 if they spent money on Asian masseuses whenever they got the urge instead of on "entitled" American wanna-be bride-zillas. Guys are idiots.(I was one of them.) Wake up doods.
I live in Reno, Nevada. Prostitution is legal right outside the city limits. And yes, men still date and treat women to niceties here.
Rich

AOL

#126 May 20, 2010
elary wrote:
So I went to an "Oriental massage" place not far from my house yesterday. Though I went in realizing it might not have been a legitimate operation, I did it anyway. I mean, I wanted a massage, but if something else happened, then cool.
So this Asian woman massages me for 45 min or so. She took my towel completely off at one point and totally massaged my ass. It was great. Once on my back, she eventually started massaging my stomach and chest and face. Then she asked how old I am and if I'm single- then she got close to my erection, taking the towel off again. She then put my hand on her ass and put some more oil on her hand and went to town while lightly fingering my ass. I came in about 2 minutes and it was great!!
Am I some kind of creep?? I mean, I didn't ask for it- she just went ahead and did it. But I didn't stop her, either. I just feel a little guilty after reading about these massage places where illegal immigrants are forced to do this.
I promise I'm not a creep!
where is this place at?
Rich

AOL

#127 May 20, 2010
Where is this place at for oriental massage.
jesus christ

Rantoul, IL

#128 Jun 4, 2010
massage therapist wrote:
As a massage therpist myself I say this is so not ok. People who go to school for massage usually spend alot of money going to school and getting educated in our field. I hate it when I get asked for a happy ending from a guy. If i wanted to be a hooker I would not have spent $10,000 going to school for it. Massage therapy has many uses, and I have been able to help alot of people with it. But I have not and will never give anyone a sexual release with a massage.
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You stupid biotch
Johnny

Philadelphia, PA

#129 Jun 11, 2010
John Trickin wrote:
That's funny I go to Asian massage parlors, get a nice nude massage, than they ask "what you want" and for a hundred dollar tip (on top of 60 the regular price) they give me a blo job and than a full on riding sex. ANd these girls are HOOTTT
where do you go?

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Since: Aug 09

Pinetops, NC

#130 Jun 11, 2010
Johnny wrote:
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where do you go?
[email protected]
Ugh - If you two guys are going to be sharing the same finger , you might as well be doing each other !
Mitchell

Grapevine, TX

#131 Jun 14, 2010
I am a massage therapist and I do hate when someone ask me for happy endings.. it seems like this asians are spoiling the massage business very bad leaving us the good therapists on trouble.. I do like my job and my massages are great but there are alot of customers who dont come back because they are expecting happy endings.. this is a bad thing, its illegal its prostitution.. and its affecting us the good massage therapist.. because of that i am thinking to work in something else..i dont want to suffer from sexual harrasment all the time im working doing massage.. thats is freaking disgusting...
www mrparlor dot com

Moreno Valley, CA

#132 Jun 21, 2010
Always a happy ending at www.mrparlor.com
srebrina

Indianapolis, IN

#133 Jun 22, 2010
OK, first of all- I realize that places like that will always exist....but it is illegal, and if you are caught giving or receiving such thing, you most definitely are going to jail. I just went through hell to get a massage certificate in Maryland, and because of fucking places like that and people like you, we - the real massage therapists have to pay shit ton of money and study our asses just as hard as being a doctor, to prove that we are not going to use it in a sexual way. There is a whole bunch of law about it, and if I personally learn about such place - the board of massage will be contacted and people working there will be put where they belong - jail. Oh another thing - if you really want a happy ending - get a girlfriend - do you think that person really enjoyed doing that?.....
srebrina

Indianapolis, IN

#134 Jun 22, 2010
www mrparlor dot com wrote:
Always a happy ending at www.mrparlor.com


I am a massage therapist as well - certified one, so if anyone ever ask you or suggest sexual contact - you can call the police, or the board that controls massage in your state. You shouldn't let such thing pass by.....and sexual contact is illegal during massage probably anywhere in the world.....in the states - for sure.
Jason

AOL

#135 Jun 22, 2010
Mitchell wrote:
I am a massage therapist and I do hate when someone ask me for happy endings.. it seems like this asians are spoiling the massage business very bad leaving us the good therapists on trouble.. I do like my job and my massages are great but there are alot of customers who dont come back because they are expecting happy endings.. this is a bad thing, its illegal its prostitution.. and its affecting us the good massage therapist.. because of that i am thinking to work in something else..i dont want to suffer from sexual harrasment all the time im working doing massage.. thats is freaking disgusting...
Maybe go for different types of clients, like work for a chiropractor or a reputable high end spa. What I find interesting is how Asian women go after white men and sell it they are so innocent and they often times talk badly about white women. Not only are there over a billion people in China, the human and animal rights violations that go on in China, they come here and work as hookers and then sell it to wealthy white men they are god's gift. Very interesting.

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