I got a massage with a "happy ending"...

Since: Jun 10

Santa Rosa

#891 May 6, 2012
Hey Poolman! Have you been practicing spelling?
janee

Ticonderoga, NY

#892 May 6, 2012
looking for chinese massege in albany with happy ending plz let me know if anyone know

“First it steals your mind..”

Since: Jun 11

..and then it steals your soul

#893 May 7, 2012
janee wrote:
looking for chinese massege in albany with happy ending plz let me know if anyone know
Are there Asian massage parlours nearby?

Yes?

That's the one

“First it steals your mind..”

Since: Jun 11

..and then it steals your soul

#894 May 7, 2012
Princess Sue wrote:
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I know, shocking isn't it. lol
Hey handsome!
Hey there!

<3

Up for a happy ending?

Since: Jun 10

Santa Rosa

#895 May 7, 2012
Double Fine wrote:
<quoted text>
Hey there!
<3
Up for a happy ending?
You mean "And they lived happily ever after"? Those are my favorite fairy tales. lol

Morning handsome!

“First it steals your mind..”

Since: Jun 11

..and then it steals your soul

#896 May 7, 2012
Princess Sue wrote:
<quoted text>
You mean "And they lived happily ever after"? Those are my favorite fairy tales. lol
Morning handsome!
Double FIne is up for ANY happy ending...

Since: Jun 10

Santa Rosa

#897 May 7, 2012
Heh, heh

“First it steals your mind..”

Since: Jun 11

..and then it steals your soul

#898 May 8, 2012
Princess Sue wrote:
Heh, heh
A song for you :)

Since: Jun 10

Santa Rosa

#899 May 8, 2012
Thanks. Are you feeling down?
The One

Auburn, CA

#900 May 8, 2012
andet1987 wrote:
yes, you are a bad person !! it should be done by your wife !! you are cheating !!
R U his wife??? If he doesn't have one then maybe you should un-indoctrinate yourself. Holey un-holey F. i just realized that u must be his wife as i doubt that you are a super crazy holey roller that thinks someone is cheating on God if they don't follow te rules of indoctrination.... Sorry about ur luck... People do do that. Like 85% of marriages fail.

“First it steals your mind..”

Since: Jun 11

..and then it steals your soul

#901 May 9, 2012
Princess Sue wrote:
Thanks. Are you feeling down?
Nah, just love the song.

Since: Jun 10

Santa Rosa

#902 May 10, 2012
My bad. DF is not one to feel depressed!
angry MT

Los Angeles, CA

#903 May 10, 2012
Umm Im a Massage Therapist and I dont appreciate these comments because I hate that people think that every MT is going to give happy ending and its not true and to be honest I feel violated when a client ask for one and I feel disrespected because I do take my profession seriously and I work most for medical reasons or just to help people that really need the benefits of getting a massage and you know what you dot need an Happy ending to have a great massage.... Just saying but go ahead and do whatever but you know what I'm tired of people judging MTs as prostitutes!

Since: Sep 10

Redondo Beach, CA

#904 May 10, 2012
angry MT wrote:
Umm Im a Massage Therapist and I dont appreciate these comments because I hate that people think that every MT is going to give happy ending and its not true and to be honest I feel violated when a client ask for one and I feel disrespected because I do take my profession seriously and I work most for medical reasons or just to help people that really need the benefits of getting a massage and you know what you dot need an Happy ending to have a great massage.... Just saying but go ahead and do whatever but you know what I'm tired of people judging MTs as prostitutes!
Double Fine?

Princess Sue?

Your comments?

(Catcher)

“First it steals your mind..”

Since: Jun 11

..and then it steals your soul

#905 May 10, 2012
Princess Sue wrote:
My bad. DF is not one to feel depressed!
Whenever Double Fine gets depressed, he becomes awesome instead

“First it steals your mind..”

Since: Jun 11

..and then it steals your soul

#906 May 10, 2012
angry MT wrote:
Umm Im a Massage Therapist and I dont appreciate these comments because I hate that people think that every MT is going to give happy ending and its not true and to be honest I feel violated when a client ask for one and I feel disrespected because I do take my profession seriously and I work most for medical reasons or just to help people that really need the benefits of getting a massage and you know what you dot need an Happy ending to have a great massage.... Just saying but go ahead and do whatever but you know what I'm tired of people judging MTs as prostitutes!
Technically speaking, happy endings releases dopamine and endorphins.

Very medicinal. Very healthy.

'A good massage makes one yearn for a happy ending, a great one makes one achieve it'- Double Fine

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#907 May 11, 2012
elary wrote:
So I went to an "Oriental massage" place not far from my house yesterday. Though I went in realizing it might not have been a legitimate operation, I did it anyway. I mean, I wanted a massage, but if something else happened, then cool.
So this Asian woman massages me for 45 min or so. She took my towel completely off at one point and totally massaged my ass. It was great. Once on my back, she eventually started massaging my stomach and chest and face. Then she asked how old I am and if I'm single- then she got close to my erection, taking the towel off again. She then put my hand on her ass and put some more oil on her hand and went to town while lightly fingering my ass. I came in about 2 minutes and it was great!!
Am I some kind of creep?? I mean, I didn't ask for it- she just went ahead and did it. But I didn't stop her, either. I just feel a little guilty after reading about these massage places where illegal immigrants are forced to do this.
I promise I'm not a creep!
U need a woman babe... so u can just take that shit whenever u want..Lol.. thats how my dude feels.

Since: Jun 10

Santa Rosa

#908 May 11, 2012
angry MT wrote:
Umm Im a Massage Therapist and I dont appreciate these comments because I hate that people think that every MT is going to give happy ending and its not true and to be honest I feel violated when a client ask for one and I feel disrespected because I do take my profession seriously and I work most for medical reasons or just to help people that really need the benefits of getting a massage and you know what you dot need an Happy ending to have a great massage.... Just saying but go ahead and do whatever but you know what I'm tired of people judging MTs as prostitutes!
Good for you. I've never had any doubts as to the benefits that a bona fide massage therapist provides. Ignore the silly trolls on here who obviously are too ignorant to differentiate between a prostitute and a medically effective massage.

:)

Since: Jun 10

Santa Rosa

#909 May 11, 2012
Catcher1 wrote:
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Double Fine?
Princess Sue?
Your comments?
(Catcher)
Hey handsome! Nice to see you.

:)

Since: Jun 10

Santa Rosa

#910 May 11, 2012
Double Fine wrote:
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Whenever Double Fine gets depressed, he becomes awesome instead
I knew that. lol

Hey baby!

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