I got a massage with a "happy ending"...
JJC

Jacksonville, NC

#493 Aug 28, 2011
I would've punched her in the head when she put her finger in my ass. If you didn't, then you're a queer.

“The sheep need protection.”

Since: Dec 08

Location hidden

#494 Aug 28, 2011
Interesting story. Yes I am sorry but you are a bad person. Find her and appologize.
elary wrote:
So I went to an "Oriental massage" place not far from my house yesterday. Though I went in realizing it might not have been a legitimate operation, I did it anyway. I mean, I wanted a massage, but if something else happened, then cool.
So this Asian woman massages me for 45 min or so. She took my towel completely off at one point and totally massaged my ass. It was great. Once on my back, she eventually started massaging my stomach and chest and face. Then she asked how old I am and if I'm single- then she got close to my erection, taking the towel off again. She then put my hand on her ass and put some more oil on her hand and went to town while lightly fingering my ass. I came in about 2 minutes and it was great!!
Am I some kind of creep?? I mean, I didn't ask for it- she just went ahead and did it. But I didn't stop her, either. I just feel a little guilty after reading about these massage places where illegal immigrants are forced to do this.
I promise I'm not a creep!

“The sheep need protection.”

Since: Dec 08

Location hidden

#495 Aug 28, 2011
Sounds like you have no issue with that place. You need to appologize to him too.
Sara wrote:
I went to a place for a "regular" massage and had a man. I didn't say a thing, but he spent an extra amount of time on my ass, and kept "accidentally" rubbing extra high between my legs and extra low (onto my breasts) while doing my shoulders. The next time I went, there was nothing accidental about it and about half the time was spent fingering me and massaging my breasts. Each time I return, there is less time spent on the actual massage.
andet1987

United States

#496 Aug 28, 2011
i have a regular male Chinese masseuse who is very good at deep tissue foot massage.$20 for 20 minutes. it's very painful. no pain, no gain.

this is a real massage. not a massage on the ars***.

Since: Apr 11

Location hidden

#497 Aug 28, 2011
andet1987 wrote:
i have a regular male Chinese masseuse who is very good at deep tissue foot massage.$20 for 20 minutes. it's very painful. no pain, no gain.
this is a real massage. not a massage on the ars***.
thats funny!
andet1987

United States

#498 Aug 28, 2011
Goober Hull wrote:
<quoted text>thats funny!
hi Goober :) thank you.

Since: May 11

Lansing, MI

#499 Aug 28, 2011
Sara wrote:
I went to a place for a "regular" massage and had a man. I didn't say a thing, but he spent an extra amount of time on my ass, and kept "accidentally" rubbing extra high between my legs and extra low (onto my breasts) while doing my shoulders. The next time I went, there was nothing accidental about it and about half the time was spent fingering me and massaging my breasts. Each time I return, there is less time spent on the actual massage.
sarah,if you reach me ill give you a message for free
borletti

South Africa

#501 Aug 31, 2011
Ive been there and it is great stress relief
luca

Milan, Italy

#502 Sep 1, 2011
you are going to burn in hell!
first timer shocked

Vacaville, CA

#503 Sep 1, 2011
What is funny with my story is I was not even thinking I would get one. I literally went in just for a full body massage. It was from a parlor that opened about a year ago. Nice area, nice layout, nice complex, nice looking place. I went in and I saw females and males there. There was a foot massage area and regular massage closed-door area. I saw females waiting to be massaged. I am a server so once in awhile I get a massage, this place is closer to me so I figured I would check it out. Long story short, when I laid on my back and lady started to massage my stomach area and slide her hands down to where my pubic mound started. I immediately got an erection just because; again I wasn't even going for one. Well...right when it happened the lady smiled and raised her hand up and did the number 4. Right away I thought to myself: "oh wow...uhh oh...it had been awhile anyway" and I nodded my head yes. Within 30 seconds I was done. The lady smiled and I am sure she was happy because she didn't have to take much time. Never had a HJ with massage oil, etc..or the technique that was given. HJs don't even do much for me and are never good but wow...after I smiled and she laughed. I had to keep it down because the next stall by me was a lady receiving a massage. Before leaving the lady asked "see you again?" and i said sure! lol...decent price and I really did get a good full body massage. Very funny story...I have a good relationship with my father and I told him about it and he just laughed. I mean....I literally just went in for a regular massage. The place is very nice, also...ha ha...I might go back in a couple weeks. Depends on my funds and if I am down again. I don't feel dirty, actually still laughing about it. Kinds something you would see in a movie. "So..how was your massage honey? uhh...it was great!" I mean seriously....I just wanted a massage!
wrong city

Vacaville, CA

#504 Sep 1, 2011
sorry for the double post and why is the city the wrong one? It is supposed to be sacramento. lame =)
The Everyman

Canberra, Australia

#505 Sep 2, 2011
Why feel guilty?
Did you grow up in a Catholic household?
pace car

Floral Park, NY

#506 Sep 2, 2011
first timer shocked wrote:
What is funny with my story is I was not even thinking I would get one. I literally went in just for a full body massage. It was from a parlor that opened about a year ago. Nice area, nice layout, nice complex, nice looking place. I went in and I saw females and males there. There was a foot massage area and regular massage closed-door area. I saw females waiting to be massaged. I am a server so once in awhile I get a massage, this place is closer to me so I figured I would check it out. Long story short, when I laid on my back and lady started to massage my stomach area and slide her hands down to where my pubic mound started. I immediately got an erection just because; again I wasn't even going for one. Well...right when it happened the lady smiled and raised her hand up and did the number 4. Right away I thought to myself: "oh wow...uhh oh...it had been awhile anyway" and I nodded my head yes. Within 30 seconds I was done. The lady smiled and I am sure she was happy because she didn't have to take much time. Never had a HJ with massage oil, etc..or the technique that was given. HJs don't even do much for me and are never good but wow...after I smiled and she laughed. I had to keep it down because the next stall by me was a lady receiving a massage. Before leaving the lady asked "see you again?" and i said sure! lol...decent price and I really did get a good full body massage. Very funny story...I have a good relationship with my father and I told him about it and he just laughed. I mean....I literally just went in for a regular massage. The place is very nice, also...ha ha...I might go back in a couple weeks. Depends on my funds and if I am down again. I don't feel dirty, actually still laughing about it. Kinds something you would see in a movie. "So..how was your massage honey? uhh...it was great!" I mean seriously....I just wanted a massage!
The massage oil is johnsons baby oil.I know this because my masuice girl showed me.They just put it into a container so you don't see the brand.
BROWNWIDOW

Tustin, CA

#507 Sep 4, 2011
sexydanielle wrote:
ok so im a female went in for a thai massage been there before and the guy paid alot of attention to my ass it seemed been then i thought maybe i'm triping well it went there to full throttle no tip or extra fees did'nt ask and was wondering if thats normal for thai massages for women by men
Where is this place??? I want to go????
ppdd

Dandenong, Australia

#509 Sep 19, 2011
these places have become very popular in ausralia now. the city where i live, there were 2 asian masssage places in a sleazier but busy part of the CBD 18 months ago, but now there are 6, pretty much 3 do the happy ending and 3 just do the massage. for me the giveaway is if the place has dark curtains they slide across, or closing doors. curtains can be bumped or little gaps can appear so people in the waiting room gawking at glimpses of nudity behind the curtain aint gonna happen. but if the lady leads you into a room and closes the door, hey ho let's go!(ramones expression, i'm not implying the asian girl/woman is a ho, they are lovely).
i do like a happy ending but dont always see the point of paying an extra $20-$30 for a rather unsexy 'tug' for 3-5 mins, i often have to force myself to come to be done with it, as, like someone said before, i have a rather skilled right hand that likes taking advantage of myself rather well! although the massage oil does feel nice and slippery.
i feel rather satisfied with the 'accidental' brushing of your private areas, the tickling and teasing. the hands working up to the top of your inner thigh, then brushing your balls, you raise your butt a little to give her the signal to tickle your balls and rub her hands slightly over your erection, all from behind while youre lying on your stomach, such a turn on, 1 cute girl i had did the ball tickle and butt massage for ages, amazing!

then things changed..........

these places cottoned on to this, that guys were only going for this,(they probably thought why waste our time touching the balls and private areas of some, lets face it, unattratvice men, when we could just do a straight massage) so a couple of changes were made. they would get a young pretty girl to do the first part of the massage, just a straight massage, then they would ask if you want 'extra', and if you said yes, they would exit and send in an older, less attractive asian woman to give you the rather unsexy final tug, not even building it up by starting with a sexy accidental brush or tickle.
Or, if you did get an older asian woman to start with, to save themselves the effort, they would ask straight away, even before starting 'you want extra?' if you said no, they would give you a straight massage, not even bothering with the tickles (i guess kinda pissed off that they werent gonna pocket an extra, on the side $30 for themselves), if you said yes, you'd get the massage, tickles and handjob (this kinda cuts out the excitement and anticipation of the massage though, as i like that 'will they or wont they?' thrill at the start. i couldnt come just watching them most times, so id polielty put my hand close to their chest and ask 'touch?' they are happy with this, massaging their breasts over their shirt but the last time i went got charged $10 extra for that. so what started out as fun, can now cost $60 for a 1hr oil massage,$20-$30 for handjob, and $10 for breast massage.

so be warned, prices, quality, girls, satisfaction, turn-ons varies greatly from place to place.
kink

Oswego, IL

#510 Sep 19, 2011
happy final wrote:
there is any place like this in albany, ny
Yea your house after you go to work. Your wife is GREATTTT!!!!!!!!!!
leo

United States

#511 Sep 19, 2011
Keep it up and you will end up in jail, you will have a criminal record and you will destroy any relationship you may have, you are risking disease and possibly get aids. Try going to church or spend your money on your family instead.
mark

United States

#512 Sep 20, 2011
I love it. where is it ?

poolman67

“poolman_is_36: skype m 4 f”

Since: Mar 11

Bedford, UK...07919837720

#513 Sep 23, 2011
Sara wrote:
I went to a place for a "regular" massage and had a man. I didn't say a thing, but he spent an extra amount of time on my ass, and kept "accidentally" rubbing extra high between my legs and extra low (onto my breasts) while doing my shoulders. The next time I went, there was nothing accidental about it and about half the time was spent fingering me and massaging my breasts. Each time I return, there is less time spent on the actual massage.
I'd like 2 hookup with place like that, as I'm definitely like that
chicagodog

Chicago, IL

#514 Sep 23, 2011
Scottish Girl wrote:
<quoted text>Once a week would be great! Would you tell that to my husband who I give it to at least 5-6 times a week.
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ill trade you for my wife......

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