I got a massage with a "happy ending"...
CandleJack

United States

#404 Jun 29, 2011
Do the massage parlors offer sex or just handjobs?

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ccrunch171

United States

#405 Jun 30, 2011
100% of the Asian Massage Parlors do offer actual sex, at least to me. AND, amazingly, they do NOT ask for $$$! I suppose I know how they operate (I put it under the tissue box).
Jimdean

Hialeah, FL

#406 Jul 3, 2011
I have visisted a few... Never ask for it.. Just say your a good tipper.. If they give u a god rub onthe inside of your thighs then you guide their handover the area u really wanted to be massaged:o) just remind them GOOD TIP!..Life is short and if thats all ur doing then I dont think its bad.. Theres lots of guys banging married women or have girlfriends on the side.. Thats nuts! and causes more drama.. If all your after is a happyending with a true legit massage -GOOD FOR YOU!
pace car

Floral Park, NY

#407 Jul 5, 2011
CandleJack wrote:
Do the massage parlors offer sex or just handjobs?
It's come down to this,i see a girl once w week and after about 10-15 minutes of massaging ,she starts kissing me on my cheeks and works her way onto my nipples.Than she turns and has me undo her bra.As i kissing her breast,i can see she love it as she has her eyes closed and a very sexy look on her face as she playing with my cock.Got to say,it's a great time.This time she let me put my hands inside her pants.At the end she asked me when i was comming back and gave me a big hug.One of the other girls i had been with went back to China,she was to alot of fun an believe it or not i miss her.If i'de of known i would of said goodbye,she had a great sense of humor.
pace car

Floral Park, NY

#408 Jul 5, 2011
pace car wrote:
<quoted text>It's come down to this,i see a girl once w week and after about 10-15 minutes of massaging ,she starts kissing me on my cheeks and works her way onto my nipples.Than she turns and has me undo her bra.As i kissing her breast,i can see she love it as she has her eyes closed and a very sexy look on her face as she playing with my cock.Got to say,it's a great time.This time she let me put my hands inside her pants.At the end she asked me when i was comming back and gave me a big hug.One of the other girls i had been with went back to China,she was to alot of fun an believe it or not i miss her.If i'de of known i would of said goodbye,she had a great sense of humor.
To the question,I've had 2 girls put there lips around the sides of my you know when it was hard.The sorta went up and down on it if you can picture that LOL.However,i had seen each of them 4 times or so.
ccrunch171

United States

#409 Jul 5, 2011
One at a time for me....unless the wife is involved! Lucky me!
stormin nrormand

Dubuque, IA

#410 Jul 5, 2011
I've been utilizing these services for years.
First in Korea $4.50 I think including table shower, sauna, massage and the "Happy Ending" or the Jergans Jerk" as we used to call it.
With one exception only all my experiences were the same as far as getting the Happy Ending.
Only one time did I come up without.
(almost said short but realized to many would have to much fun with that"
As I said they all (-1) provoded the happy ending or more. The biggest difference has been how long they took to get to it.
I prefer the full regular massage to start, followed by the light sensual feather touch type, with a little teasing scratching (light) taking her time to fully arouse me thengetting down for business. I usually dont go any further than the happy ending the first time I see a particular attendant. If her attitude is good, she is fiun to be wuth, and talk to and does a good job Ill go further for a better tip.
Basic rates have been 70 or 80 with up to a $50.00 tip. full service 180-200 including anything kinky.
I will leave and come back if the only girl available is one whom didn't provide adequate service the first time I saw her, This pisses of the Mamasan (Agima)and usualy works better if you are a regular and a "good guy" they know it"s not you and will try to make it right not wanting to lose you as a customer.

“WTF?”

Since: May 08

Leftists ruined my oatmeal!

#411 Jul 5, 2011
elary wrote:
So I went to an "Oriental massage" place not far from my house yesterday. Though I went in realizing it might not have been a legitimate operation, I did it anyway. I mean, I wanted a massage, but if something else happened, then cool.
So this Asian woman massages me for 45 min or so. She took my towel completely off at one point and totally massaged my ass. It was great. Once on my back, she eventually started massaging my stomach and chest and face. Then she asked how old I am and if I'm single- then she got close to my erection, taking the towel off again. She then put my hand on her ass and put some more oil on her hand and went to town while lightly fingering my ass. I came in about 2 minutes and it was great!!
Am I some kind of creep?? I mean, I didn't ask for it- she just went ahead and did it. But I didn't stop her, either. I just feel a little guilty after reading about these massage places where illegal immigrants are forced to do this.
I promise I'm not a creep!
Absolutely Not!

You are providing a service to those girls if anything, as you help her pay back her debt to the smugglers whom brought her here - so if anything she should have given you one more as a token of her gratitude of you helping here stay in the greatest country god ever invented.

Furthermore, her pimps, bodyguards, crooked cops to watch them, etc. etc. you are also helping to provide employment and cash for those folks to go out and spend more, thus stimulating the economy!!

NO CITIZEN!! You are not a bad person! Furthermore I would consider you a fine upstanding citizen and patriot! Way to keep the economy flowing!!
God

Lansdale, PA

#412 Jul 5, 2011
I would go to one of those places but I would feel like a jerk.

Seriously, if no one gets hurts who cares?
dr Shrink

Baltimore, MD

#414 Jul 6, 2011
God wrote:
I would go to one of those places but I would feel like a jerk.
Seriously, if no one gets hurts who cares?
you get last message but not"happy ending" for fake gods-idols are ugly newss death at 10/21/2011 uhuuuuuuuuuuuuu bad bad bad
Chris Duffield

Toronto, Canada

#417 Jul 8, 2011
Happy ending! Happy ending!
ccrunch171

United States

#418 Jul 8, 2011
Please explain in REGULAR English, Docotor Shrink!
Lee

United States

#419 Jul 11, 2011
Wheres these places at ?
pace car

Floral Park, NY

#420 Jul 12, 2011
My massage girl went from massaging me to now she calls me her boy friend.We had a great time with each other last visit.honestly,these women know how to please a man.
bep503

Los Angeles, CA

#421 Jul 14, 2011
flyer0770 wrote:
Oh thank god I am not alone!!!
I love me some happy endings but I prefer the latinas.Not the best massage artists.They more a less give you a tickle and then get down to business.
dam dude i would like to knoe where this place is this at [email protected]
Pool Shark

Carson, CA

#422 Jul 14, 2011
bep503 wrote:
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dam dude i would like to knoe where this place is this at [email protected]
You live in L.A. There's one on every corner.
pace car

Floral Park, NY

#423 Jul 14, 2011
The american princess really knows nothing in how to please a man.They think because of certain body parts they rule.It amazes me just how lousy they are in bed compared to asian and latino women.Now they know how to please!For those guys who's wives are over forty you know exactly what i mean that's what brought you to a massage parlor.
Pool Shark

Carson, CA

#424 Jul 14, 2011
pace car wrote:
The american princess really knows nothing in how to please a man.They think because of certain body parts they rule.It amazes me just how lousy they are in bed compared to asian and latino women.Now they know how to please!For those guys who's wives are over forty you know exactly what i mean that's what brought you to a massage parlor.
Or the wives of any age that have been married for over 5 years. Things sure change in a hurry, don't they.
Fingastache

Dallas, TX

#425 Jul 16, 2011
sexydanielle wrote:
ok so im a female went in for a thai massage been there before and the guy paid alot of attention to my ass it seemed been then i thought maybe i'm triping well it went there to full throttle no tip or extra fees did'nt ask and was wondering if thats normal for thai massages for women by men
Are you saying he didn't use his hands and massaged you inside? That's hot!!!!!!!!
pace car

Floral Park, NY

#426 Jul 16, 2011
Fingastache wrote:
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Are you saying he didn't use his hands and massaged you inside? That's hot!!!!!!!!
That place gets a thumbs upLOL.There's a place around here that the women massuce also does women the same as they do a guy,sorta

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