I got a massage with a "happy ending"...

I got a massage with a "happy ending"- am I a bad person??

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elary

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#1 Sep 23, 2007
So I went to an "Oriental massage" place not far from my house yesterday. Though I went in realizing it might not have been a legitimate operation, I did it anyway. I mean, I wanted a massage, but if something else happened, then cool.

So this Asian woman massages me for 45 min or so. She took my towel completely off at one point and totally massaged my ass. It was great. Once on my back, she eventually started massaging my stomach and chest and face. Then she asked how old I am and if I'm single- then she got close to my erection, taking the towel off again. She then put my hand on her ass and put some more oil on her hand and went to town while lightly fingering my ass. I came in about 2 minutes and it was great!!

Am I some kind of creep?? I mean, I didn't ask for it- she just went ahead and did it. But I didn't stop her, either. I just feel a little guilty after reading about these massage places where illegal immigrants are forced to do this.

I promise I'm not a creep!

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#2 Sep 24, 2007
elary wrote:
So I went to an "Oriental massage" place not far from my house yesterday. Though I went in realizing it might not have been a legitimate operation, I did it anyway. I mean, I wanted a massage, but if something else happened, then cool.
So this Asian woman massages me for 45 min or so. She took my towel completely off at one point and totally massaged my ass. It was great. Once on my back, she eventually started massaging my stomach and chest and face. Then she asked how old I am and if I'm single- then she got close to my erection, taking the towel off again. She then put my hand on her ass and put some more oil on her hand and went to town while lightly fingering my ass. I came in about 2 minutes and it was great!!
Am I some kind of creep?? I mean, I didn't ask for it- she just went ahead and did it. But I didn't stop her, either. I just feel a little guilty after reading about these massage places where illegal immigrants are forced to do this.
I promise I'm not a creep!
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En Fuego

Greenville, SC

#3 Sep 24, 2007
Ass massage is the best...thats where all one's tension is really stored...

Happy endings for massage are ALWAYS a supreme bonus and a way to earn a NICE tip! Women like it too!

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John

Pittsfield, MA

#4 Jul 21, 2008
No you're not a bad person and you should do it again and enjoy it.

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Buccaneer

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#5 Jul 22, 2008
I think more Americans are going to want illegal immigration after reading your post.

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i liked it to

Saint Albans, VT

#6 Dec 25, 2008
i been to a Asian massage place got a happy ending and i been there a few times its a good way of getting all the tightness out

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#7 Dec 25, 2008
elary wrote:
So I went to an "Oriental massage" place not far from my house yesterday....
I dont see anything wrong with it as long as you are single. You cant catch or spread a STD via hand so whatever. LOL

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andet1987

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#8 Dec 25, 2008
yes, you are a bad person !! it should be done by your wife !! you are cheating !!

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#9 Dec 30, 2008
just remember that a chinese or asian Happy Ending Place is often a place of illegal activities like oral etc... police regularly have stings at such places. be sure that it is a "reputable" place if there is such a thing. Often there are massage therapists that will offer you the same "service" for a cheaper price than a Asian Spa, but are much less likely to be raided. establish a relationship with a masseuse and she may do you that "favor" as well. In my town there are three such places that have never had a raid. Some advertise in the paper, some on craigslist.com

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andet1987

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#10 Dec 30, 2008
DanielDennison4u wrote:
just remember that a chinese or asian Happy Ending Place is often a place of illegal activities like oral etc... police regularly have stings at such places. be sure that it is a "reputable" place if there is such a thing. Often there are massage therapists that will offer you the same "service" for a cheaper price than a Asian Spa, but are much less likely to be raided. establish a relationship with a masseuse and she may do you that "favor" as well. In my town there are three such places that have never had a raid. Some advertise in the paper, some on craigslist.com
oh God, Asians are prostitutes, because you horny American bastards are good customers !! you even do a s*x tour in Asian you horny bastards !!!

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Since: Dec 08

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#11 Dec 30, 2008
elary wrote:
So I went to an "Oriental massage" place not far from my house yesterday. Though I went in realizing it might not have been a legitimate operation, I did it anyway. I mean, I wanted a massage, but if something else happened, then cool.
So this Asian woman massages me for 45 min or so. She took my towel completely off at one point and totally massaged my ass. It was great. Once on my back, she eventually started massaging my stomach and chest and face. Then she asked how old I am and if I'm single- then she got close to my erection, taking the towel off again. She then put my hand on her ass and put some more oil on her hand and went to town while lightly fingering my ass. I came in about 2 minutes and it was great!!
Am I some kind of creep?? I mean, I didn't ask for it- she just went ahead and did it. But I didn't stop her, either. I just feel a little guilty after reading about these massage places where illegal immigrants are forced to do this.
I promise I'm not a creep!
Sounds like you had a good time, hey if I were a guy I'd do it too!!! So there is no shame in that.

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whatever

Evanston, IL

#12 Mar 27, 2009
So, uh... where did you go???:)
shangrilaexpress at yah00.com

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shocked

La Mirada, CA

#13 May 4, 2009
you know what, it just now happened to me too.
like less than an hour ago.
went in for a regular old massage and i had been there before.
funny how i didn't ask for it at all.
$40 tip negotiated after the fact.

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sexydanielle

Montclair, CA

#15 Jun 16, 2009
ok so im a female went in for a thai massage been there before and the guy paid alot of attention to my ass it seemed been then i thought maybe i'm triping well it went there to full throttle no tip or extra fees did'nt ask and was wondering if thats normal for thai massages for women by men

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#16 Jun 17, 2009
sexydanielle wrote:
ok so im a female went in for a thai massage been there before and the guy paid alot of attention to my ass it seemed been then i thought maybe i'm triping well it went there to full throttle no tip or extra fees did'nt ask and was wondering if thats normal for thai massages for women by men
certainly not "normal" or "usual" or legal, but hope you enjoyed it, because I am sure he enjoyed having your RPM in the red LOL!!
And who doesn't love to have their ass massaged for a long time... I know I do!

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Boone, NC

#17 Jun 26, 2009
No problem...enjoy it...part of the service.

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Bob

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#18 Jun 26, 2009
You're okay man, don't feel bad. My girfriend's neighbor is a masseuse and I get regular massages from her every month. Several weeks ago she took it to another level and I love it. At least once a week she works me with her oiled hand until I pop my chowder into the air. You go man!

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happy final

East Greenbush, NY

#19 Jul 13, 2009
there is any place like this in albany, ny
flyer0770

Kissimmee, FL

#20 Jul 13, 2009
Oh thank god I am not alone!!!
I love me some happy endings but I prefer the latinas.Not the best massage artists.They more a less give you a tickle and then get down to business.

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whatever

Glendale Heights, IL

#21 Jul 14, 2009
Albany? Pickin's are slim but I'm sure if you looked and were careful you'd find it. Try CL, BP or TER.
...and yeah, Florida is a full MPs with Latinas. Love it ;)

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