Mom Gets $2,500 Ticket After Son, 3, Urinates In Front Yard

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Knock off purse seller

Denver, CO

#1 Nov 8, 2012
Knock off purse seller

Portland, OR

#2 Nov 8, 2012
Glop? Where are you? You may be the new replacement for Gloop. Gloop are you lisning?

PLEASE come here and make my whine pay off.
It's like I can order you around!
Makes me feel alive instead of dead.
What? Sounds pathetic??
Well pathetic is all I got, so GET DOWN HERE AND ANSWER MY RING, scullery main! I command you!
PAY ATTENTION TO ME!
SOMEBODY SPLAT ON ME! NOW!
I GET OFF ON SPLAT! DO IT!
Knock off purse seller

Denver, CO

#3 Nov 8, 2012
Knock off purse seller wrote:
Glop? Where are you? You may be the new replacement for Gloop. Gloop are you lisning?
PLEASE come here and make my whine pay off.
It's like I can order you around!
Makes me feel alive instead of dead.
What? Sounds pathetic??
Well pathetic is all I got, so GET DOWN HERE AND ANSWER MY RING, scullery main! I command you!
PAY ATTENTION TO ME!
SOMEBODY SPLAT ON ME! NOW!
I GET OFF ON SPLAT! DO IT!
:-D
_Chartreuse_

Germany

#4 Nov 8, 2012
U alwaz chos such slimy topix
harmony

South Bend, IN

#5 Nov 9, 2012
what about the neighbor's dog running loose?
can i make the police give her a fine for the dog pooping on my lawn and/or my porch?
Knock off puss seller

Franklin Park, IL

#6 Nov 10, 2012
harmony wrote:
what about the neighbor's dog running loose?
can i make the police give her a fine for the dog pooping on my lawn and/or my porch?
Can I poop on your clothes?
_Chartreuse_

Germany

#7 Nov 10, 2012
You poop on your own clothes puss face
_Chartreuse_

Germany

#8 Nov 10, 2012
You poop on your own clothes pus face
not a ghost

Franklin Park, IL

#9 Nov 10, 2012
_Chartreuse_ wrote:
You poop on your own clothes pus face
Pus?
not a ghost

Franklin Park, IL

#10 Nov 10, 2012
Knock off purse seller

Portland, OR

#11 Nov 11, 2012
Glop? Where are you? You may be the new replacement for Gloop. Gloop are you lisning?

PLEASE come here and make my whine pay off.
It's like I can order you around!
Makes me feel alive instead of dead.
What? Sounds pathetic??
Well pathetic is all I got, so GET IT DOWN HERE AND ANSWER MY RING, scullery main! I command you!
PAY ATTENTION TO ME!
SOMEBODY SPLAT ON ME! NOW!
I GET OFF ON SPLAT! DO IT!
Knock off purse seller

Franklin Park, IL

#12 Nov 11, 2012
Knock off purse seller wrote:
Glop? Where are you? You may be the new replacement for Gloop. Gloop are you lisning?
PLEASE come here and make my whine pay off.
It's like I can order you around!
Makes me feel alive instead of dead.
What? Sounds pathetic??
Well pathetic is all I got, so GET IT DOWN HERE AND ANSWER MY RING, scullery main! I command you!
PAY ATTENTION TO ME!
SOMEBODY SPLAT ON ME! NOW!
I GET OFF ON SPLAT! DO IT!
Humbug. Glop was merely a pus filled zit. He's in the video, didn't you see him? He's dead now.

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