Why Canada sucks

Why Canada sucks

Created by John on Oct 18, 2010

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Last foreign colony on the American continent

Stupid, slow, corrupt and controlling governments

Greedy, unfriendly monopoly corporations, ICBC etc

Fractured societies full of conflicts and distrust

Cold winter climates all over this colony

Insane Anti-Americanism out of brainwash, jealousy

Immigration of 3rd world criminals, terrorists

Very high taxes, very expensive everything

Bad abusing police and border customs - RCMP, CBSA

God forsaken land, even the Queen doesn't want it

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“Winchester Model 1894”

Since: Apr 07

Roy, Washington

#597 Jul 13, 2012
I've been through Canada many time without any trouble, except once, a female border guard.

"Do you have any pets?" I pointed to my wife and said "She's my pet" BEEP! wrong answer! "Do you have any guns?" "no" "Do you own any guns?" WTF kind of question is that? They tore my rig apart. Some people have no sense of humor.

“Hippie Witch”

Since: May 08

Location hidden

#598 Jul 13, 2012
Invade Canada wrote:
the Canadian border is illegal. Canada shouldn't even be recognized as a 'country', a foreign colony on stolen American land shouldn't be treated as a 'country'.

therefore the border set up by the illegal regime of Canada is illegal.

the Canadian police guarding an illegal border is like Nazi police guarding a concentration camp. which is human right violation, theft of American land is a crime.
What an absolute load of crap, the fact that you actually think that shows you obviously stopped attending school at a very young age.

Moron

Since: Oct 10

United States

#599 Jul 14, 2012
Invade Canada wrote:
well, put aside the legitimacy of the Canadian border, even if suppose they do have authority to guard a piece of stolen land called 'Canada', they should treat people equally.
for example air-port security screening. everybody should be subject to security check which is fair.
but this kind of border crossing is unfair. the systme is not set up to check everybody. they let some through, but then pick out some others to search and humiliate. is this fair?
based on what standard for this decision as to who is to be searched and who is not?
random guessing? racial profiling? based on CBSA staff's personal liking? for example if they happen to not like your hair style, your clothing, your general appearance, the kind of car you drive etc. they will sent you to be searched and intimidated, ask you a thousand private intruding irrelevant questions and your answers MUST satisfy them. even threaten to jail you etc.
i mean, if they need to search, everybody must go through a scanning or searching procedure. otherwise any random picking is really unfair.
after all, the legitimacy of that border is questionable, even the legitimacy of the Canadian regime, the CBSA, is dubious.
if USA don't invade and take them over, at least United Nations should intervene to make sure people, human beings of the United Nations, are treated fairly with human rights dignity by this illegal Canadian colonial regime on stolen American land.
Stolen land? Good thing our history here in the United States doesn't involve forcibly stealing from the Native Americans as they did in Canada. I am going to hope you are merely being a Poe because no one can possibly be this stupid.....or so blatantly ignorant of history, right? Manifest Destiny. Look it up.
Annex illegitimate Canada

Torrance, CA

#601 Jul 14, 2012
real Horror Stories at the border, told by over 70 persons -

http://gocanada.about.com/u/ua/faqscrossingth...

Border-Crossing-Horror-Stories -Share-Your-Border-Crossing-Ho rror-Stories
christianity is EVIL

Edmonton, Canada

#602 Jul 14, 2012
Invade Canada wrote:
well, put aside the legitimacy of the Canadian border, even if suppose they do have authority to guard a piece of stolen land called 'Canada', they should treat people equally.
for example air-port security screening. everybody should be subject to security check which is fair.
but this kind of border crossing is unfair. the systme is not set up to check everybody. they let some through, but then pick out some others to search and humiliate. is this fair?
based on what standard for this decision as to who is to be searched and who is not?
random guessing? racial profiling? based on CBSA staff's personal liking? for example if they happen to not like your hair style, your clothing, your general appearance, the kind of car you drive etc. they will sent you to be searched and intimidated, ask you a thousand private intruding irrelevant questions and your answers MUST satisfy them. even threaten to jail you etc.
i mean, if they need to search, everybody must go through a scanning or searching procedure. otherwise any random picking is really unfair.
after all, the legitimacy of that border is questionable, even the legitimacy of the Canadian regime, the CBSA, is dubious.
if USA don't invade and take them over, at least United Nations should intervene to make sure people, human beings of the United Nations, are treated fairly with human rights dignity by this illegal Canadian colonial regime on stolen American land.
ROFL
some of you americans are real IDIOTs

get some education,morron!

Since: Oct 10

United States

#603 Jul 16, 2012
christianity is EVIL wrote:
<quoted text>
ROFL
some of you americans are real IDIOTs
get some education,morron!
When you are going to accuse someone of being a moron, you should spell it correctly. "Some" should be capitalized as it's the first word of the sentence. "Americans" is also capitalized as it's a proper noun. Thanks a lot for destroying my irony meter.

“Hippie Witch”

Since: May 08

Location hidden

#604 Jul 16, 2012
-Purple Haze- wrote:
<quoted text>When you are going to accuse someone of being a moron, you should spell it correctly. "Some" should be capitalized as it's the first word of the sentence. "Americans" is also capitalized as it's a proper noun. Thanks a lot for destroying my irony meter.
It amazes me my friend that we have such complete idiots posting from both sides of the border...our education systems are failing somewhere.

Since: Oct 10

United States

#605 Jul 18, 2012
Phaerae wrote:
<quoted text>
It amazes me my friend that we have such complete idiots posting from both sides of the border...our education systems are failing somewhere.
Their school districts may owe them a tax refund.
poovaloop

Tyngsboro, MA

#606 Aug 4, 2012
a canadian turned america wrote:
and the culture has a white working class mentality...
What do you mean by this? Do you mean redneck? Thanks.
Why Suck

Victoria, Canada

#607 Feb 23, 2013
All of Canada, but some places suck more than others because of the insane, dumbed down culture and the resulting policies. Go to web sites like ratemyemployer and the Topix forums "On Victoria", and "Is Victoria a nice place to live?" and you will read some really nuts insider comments about the daily low quality of their lives. You could say Victoria BC Canada is a microcosym representative of all of Canada in general.

1. our economy needs all kinds of workers all over
2. oh no, we don't want to hire any of our citizems we currently have
3. keep sending them back to school for retraining and take their money, don't tell them they will never find jobs
4. whine about the constant need to import more high skilled immigrants to do the jobs
5. don't tell the immigrants that their credentials won't be recognized & they will be put to work as pizza cooks, janitors, security guards, retail workers, hospitality staff, etc
6. keep sending new immigrants back to school like the locals
7. since nobody is hiring the locals and immigrants, keep advertising for more applicants we have no intentions of every hiring
8. conduct fake job hiring fairs to scare the current staff into thinking they are really replaceable
9. whine at companies & governments to do more education to produce more workers we have no intentions of hiring
10. repeat steps 1 to 10 endlessly, don't say we tricked the people

These are the 10 reasons why Canada sucks and BC, Victoria sucks the most. There are plenty of other reasons other people can add.
christianity is EVIL

West Pubnico, Canada

#608 Feb 23, 2013
Why Suck wrote:
All of Canada, but some places suck more than others because of the insane, dumbed down culture and the resulting policies. Go to web sites like ratemyemployer and the Topix forums "On Victoria", and "Is Victoria a nice place to live?" and you will read some really nuts insider comments about the daily low quality of their lives. You could say Victoria BC Canada is a microcosym representative of all of Canada in general.
1. our economy needs all kinds of workers all over
2. oh no, we don't want to hire any of our citizems we currently have
3. keep sending them back to school for retraining and take their money, don't tell them they will never find jobs
4. whine about the constant need to import more high skilled immigrants to do the jobs
5. don't tell the immigrants that their credentials won't be recognized & they will be put to work as pizza cooks, janitors, security guards, retail workers, hospitality staff, etc
6. keep sending new immigrants back to school like the locals
7. since nobody is hiring the locals and immigrants, keep advertising for more applicants we have no intentions of every hiring
8. conduct fake job hiring fairs to scare the current staff into thinking they are really replaceable
9. whine at companies & governments to do more education to produce more workers we have no intentions of hiring
10. repeat steps 1 to 10 endlessly, don't say we tricked the people
These are the 10 reasons why Canada sucks and BC, Victoria sucks the most. There are plenty of other reasons other people can add.
if you hate it so much why dont you MOVE!

Ill take Canada over any other place..

“ON TRAIL W / DONKEY!”

Since: Oct 08

Location hidden

#609 May 17, 2016
uWORLD IDIOTS RACE WAKEUP wrote:
<quoted text>They got tired of Canada socialism lite and moved back to the US for some serious Obama socialism...bwhahahahahhaha!!
Huh?

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