dog humping

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Since: Jun 07

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#1 Dec 24, 2007
my dog trys to mount or hump me or my leg what sholud i do?
Vlad

Prairie Village, KS

#2 Dec 24, 2007
Well since dogs dont have opposible thumbs the least you can do is take off your own clothes.I'm certain he will appriciate the help.

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Since: Dec 07

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#3 Dec 24, 2007
Vlad wrote:
Well since dogs dont have opposible thumbs the least you can do is take off your own clothes.I'm certain he will appriciate the help.
eww... Vlad that's gross.
Better advice

Palm Coast, FL

#4 Dec 24, 2007
Take the poor dog to the dog park in Sanford on 17-92 just north of Pebble Junction on 5th street.

Let the beast loose and he can hump all he wants amoung freinds.
Sam

Burnaby, Canada

#5 Dec 24, 2007
Well, you can get him a companion. Just be prepared for pups.
Ghost Rider

Albuquerque, NM

#6 Dec 24, 2007
ashkley johnson wrote:
my dog trys to mount or hump me or my leg what sholud i do?
Kick him in the balls. A few times of getting a foot in his balls, he will figure that this isn't the thing to do. It may seem cruel, but it keeps the dog from doing this in front of kids and keeps you from coming up with dog jis on your pants leg.
Someone

Miami, FL

#7 Jun 25, 2009
i heard just walk the other direction. My family dog just recently started to do it to me and as well my dog. And they are both boys!!!!! EWWWWWWWW
turdface

Park Ridge, IL

#8 Jul 14, 2009
Someone wrote:
i heard just walk the other direction. My family dog just recently started to do it to me and as well my dog. And they are both boys!!!!! EWWWWWWWW
Whoa there, sounds like your dog is totally friggin' gay, dude!!! Well, unless it is a female dog, then you should buy her a strap-on and have some fun with her that way!!
blue_bear

Pretoria, South Africa

#9 Jul 15, 2009
ashkley johnson wrote:
my dog trys to mount or hump me or my leg what sholud i do?
Have him neutered - it may or may not stop him from doing this in future. Worth a try.

Vlad - that's sick!
turdface

Park Ridge, IL

#10 Jul 16, 2009
Then after you have him neutered, buy him a strap-on. Vlad's comment about taking off your clothes is not particularly useful because it goes without saying.
blue_bear

Pretoria, South Africa

#12 Jul 17, 2009
What's your people's obsession with strap-ons?
Really now, that's just sick and wrong to even CONSIDER using an animal for human pleasure!!!
blue_bear

Pretoria, South Africa

#14 Jul 17, 2009
Wattamoozie wrote:
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When humping is inevitable, just lie back & enjoy it ...
:o)
You're sick too

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