Can ANYONE Help ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can ANYONE Help ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Since: Nov 12

Stoke-on-trent, UK

#1 Nov 18, 2012
Hi, Im an 18 year old male. i have never had a sexual relationship with a girl (Sad i know) and as a result i am always horny. The smallest thing can give me a hard one. from a girls nice ass to a hot girl running at the gym. Its Really annoying! Is there any advice from anyone on how to find a girls or even talk to them. Maybe you have some new material i could wank over lol! Any help would be appreciated. Thanks in advance. x
andet1987

Chicago, IL

#2 Nov 18, 2012
copied and pasted:

chick with a dick

A trannie that lives as a woman, is very passable but does not want to get rid of her penis with sex reassignment surgery or hormones, but rather enjoys being "the best of both worlds" and all the sex that comes with it.
"Being a chick with a dick gets me twice as many sex partners and doubles my chances of getting laid "

Since: Nov 12

Stoke-on-trent, UK

#3 Nov 19, 2012
not into trannnies, im all about the pu*sy me!

“goodbye topix”

Since: Jun 12

Im not here

#4 Nov 19, 2012
LOL.
I'm 18M 2, similar sit. I pray.
{Failing that u could try the Human Sexuality forum. Look for it in the "FORUMS" link near the top of the page}
andet1987

Chicago, IL

#6 Nov 19, 2012
Dietpepsi999 wrote:
not into trannnies, im all about the pu*sy me!
don't worry. every one has a sexual problem. you are not alone.

my problem is: many women are touching and flirting with me. i look good, i know this. the problem is, i am not attracted to women, i am gay. so this is somewhat annoying to me. how i wish there are more men who would flirt with me instead of women.

i wish i was a real man. i would have had a lot of women and lots of satisfaction in life. but i am not. i have to accept my fate.

Since: Nov 12

Milton Keynes, UK

#7 Nov 22, 2012
thanks guys, yer defo check out the H S Forum.
Solai

Lake Worth, FL

#9 Nov 22, 2012
No it's not sad!it makes you more loyal!( I'm a girl) And honestly it's cute!...nothing to feel bad about..And to feel that way is common among guys,(pretty much all you guys think about,right?) at least you know you are a guy,lol!!...I don't know know how you would suppress it though?,sorry~

Since: Nov 12

Newmarket, UK

#10 Nov 24, 2012
thanks solai.good to hear that some girls find it cute lol any advice on how 2 approch a girl say at a bar or something. how do u like guys to approch u?
Yoko will help you

Wilmington, DE

#11 Nov 25, 2012
Re: Can ANYONE Help ME!!!!!!!!!!

You do not need this many explanation marks.
One would suffice.
You can get your point across just as well with one. More than one, makes it look like you are screaming like an idiot.

Since: Nov 12

Newmarket, UK

#12 Nov 25, 2012
Yoko will help you wrote:
Re: Can ANYONE Help ME!!!!!!!!!!
You do not need this many explanation marks.
One would suffice.
You can get your point across just as well with one. More than one, makes it look like you are screaming like an idiot.
Maybe I am ;P
Solai

Lake Worth, FL

#13 Nov 30, 2012
O' sorry about the late post..first you dn't want to seem desperate so do not come on too strong!..do not come at a girl with a lot of alcohol in your system also...It's OK 2 be a bit aggressive cause you have2 compete with the rest of the guys and I don't know about other girls but most girls like a guy who can be dominate not Controlling!...just come up to her ask her, better yet tell her your buying her drink!,you do not want 2 be all shy and stuff,talk to her,n don't talk to talk about weird stuff(O' those peanuts r pretty good,eh?)invite her to diner, give her your number because you guys can't really have a good conversation in a bar..I think you have a good shot...but BTW your not going2 meet a nice girl for you at a bar(less likely),if you are looking for a one night stand then fine..but don't be so quick to give in for that one night,feel me?remember be respectable, she's lady, open doors for her, & watch Your drinking!& don't talk so much about yourself ,you'll seem conceded,but don't let her do all the talkin either....BTW u r 18 how ur aloud 2 get into bars? I've tried lol:)
WHY DO WE DO THESE THINGS

New Haven, CT

#14 Dec 1, 2012
Dietpepsi999 wrote:
Hi, Im an 18 year old male. i have never had a sexual relationship with a girl (Sad i know) and as a result i am always horny. The smallest thing can give me a hard one. from a girls nice ass to a hot girl running at the gym. Its Really annoying! Is there any advice from anyone on how to find a girls or even talk to them. Maybe you have some new material i could wank over lol! Any help would be appreciated. Thanks in advance. x
Here u r again talking to urself what r u gonna do now lie more liar
Ordhu

Columbia, CA

#15 Dec 1, 2012
Dietpepsi999 wrote:
thanks solai.good to hear that some girls find it cute lol any advice on how 2 approch a girl say at a bar or something. how do u like guys to approch u?
Bars are easy pick up places, dude.
Just make sure you don't pick up some kind of weird scabs.lol

First off: Don't drink too much and just scan the scene for awhile. Scope your target and don't aim low.

Then make sure your breath don't stink and be confident.
Walk up to your prospective target and ask her,"Were you looking for me?"
She will either play along and things go good or she will say no.
IF she does the former, roll with it.
If she does the latter, he tell her she should be looking for you and then proceed to tell her why,.....unless she says her boyfriend an his futbol budies are coming back from the car or something like that.
Then make like smoke and float away.

I's kind of like playing poker, sometimes you gotta take a chance and throw down big and sometimes you gotta pick up and leave.
Good luck.

Since: Nov 12

Richmond, UK

#16 Dec 2, 2012
This is why forums are Great for advice, I asked a Question hoping for maybe one reply and i got all These. THANK YOU so much Solai and Ordhu for your really good advice. It Sounds stupid but i really didnt know all that. Its my 19th birthday this month so i will be in a few bars very soon. i will defo try the advice. ill let u now how i get on.xx

FYI: Solai in England u are legal to drink at 18 Years old. xx
Solai

Lake Worth, FL

#17 Dec 2, 2012
O' ur welcome...And you will do great, don't be all shy cause you got this!show confidence!...Happy early Birthday:)! N lucky u on the drinkin' thing,I wish!~
WHY DO WE DO THESE THINGS

New Haven, CT

#18 Dec 2, 2012
yes so what I am crazy but I bet I get My MONEY BACK U STOLE

Since: Nov 12

Stoke-on-trent, UK

#19 Dec 4, 2012
WHY DO WE DO THESE THINGS wrote:
yes so what I am crazy but I bet I get My MONEY BACK U STOLE
i love it when there is a nutter in the room, brightens up the convo lol x

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