101 ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart
rusty

Hallsville, TX

#475 Sep 27, 2012
you could pee on everyone with your peepee
Hackeduser

Omaha, NE

#476 Oct 14, 2012
I really like pie.
Caitlin

Chandler, AZ

#477 Oct 25, 2012
Go to a check out counter, get on it, and pretend to go to sleep.
ILIKETOEAT

Gilbert, AZ

#478 Nov 6, 2012
no comment!!!!!!!!!!
I GET KICKED OUT OF WAL-MART EVER TIME I GO! LOL LO HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
peace
ILIKETOEAT

Gilbert, AZ

#479 Nov 6, 2012
I AGREE WITH HACKEDUSER; i love pie lol
Blah

Maple Grove, MN

#480 Nov 9, 2012
Find the duct tape section, open all the rolls and duct tape the floor :) my friend and i did that and were asked to leave the store :) lol it was super fun
jermichael webb

Conyers, GA

#481 Nov 29, 2012
run around the store at full speed screaming "i like cheese"

Since: Nov 12

Location hidden

#482 Nov 29, 2012
northwind wrote:
what an irresponsible thread
Smile a while.

Since: Nov 12

Location hidden

#483 Nov 29, 2012
jermichael webb wrote:
run around the store at full speed screaming "i like cheese"
:/
jackson

Simpsonville, SC

#485 Nov 30, 2012
take a elmo and a water gun and give it to elmo and run screaming everybody get down elmo has a gun!
Rachael

Hazleton, PA

#487 Dec 21, 2012
i was at walmart last week and me and my friend got the hadi-cap carts and road them around and had races and ran into things... also we hid inside the clothes wrack and made strange noises and jumped out to scare people!!! "bitch"
Rosie and Ali

Richmond, Australia

#488 Feb 16, 2013
Stay in the gun department, handling different guns, wait until an assisstant walks over, when they ask if they can help you, look all emo and ask if they know where the anti-depressants are.
coffeetime

Raleigh, NC

#489 Feb 21, 2013
when an anouncment comes over the loud speaker fall to the floor and strat screeming about the voices being back. then snap and growl at anybody who trys to calm you down. after a few min. get up and act like nothing happened.
coffeetime

Raleigh, NC

#490 Feb 21, 2013
go up to somebody and grab for the same thing they are tring to pick up.when they wont give it to you pretend to be a vampire and threten to suck their blood.
sunshine

Mcdonough, GA

#491 May 27, 2013
run round screaming-quick! Robin! to the batmobile! then like 20 secs later have a kid in a swimsiut come running out!
FYI

Marion, IL

#492 May 27, 2013
Go into the changing room, and yell for a worker. When they come to the door say There isn't any toilet paper in here.
TheAmazingRedHoo d

Littleton, CO

#493 Jul 2, 2013
I actually am in the process of making a story based on this list, so thanks!
H_th

United States

#494 Nov 6, 2013
Hi
dad of 3

Portland, OR

#495 Nov 6, 2013
I got kicked out of a Walmart, they do have a sign on the door that said "shirt and shoes required" but when security came up and nabbed me, and started escorting me out the door I was yelling loudly "but the sign doesn't say anything about pants!"
Anna the guinea pig lover

Pekin, IN

#498 Apr 14, 2014
Open wAter guns and fill them in the bathrooms the have a water gun fight with your friends then when the workers tell you to stop spray all of them and run out of the store

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