101 ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart

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1. Jump into someones cart and scream push me push me!

2. Jump onto someone's back and yell"Giddy Up Horesy!"

3. Go get a Dora toy and skip around saying "We"re going on an adventure" If a worker comes and try to take away the Dora toy you yell " Swipper No SWIPPING!!"

4. Go get a spoon then go to the frozen foods section, then get a tub of ice cream and eat it from the tub.

5. Just get caught stealing

6. Play tag in the store

7. Play hide and seek in the store and hide in a dressing room that is occuped, that will get the person angry which will tell a worker

8. Call a worker "Mother Load" and punch him/her really really hard and then say "I've hit the Mother Load!"

9.Get a blanket, tie it around your neck and run around the store like your flying and say "I am Super Man/Woman"

10. Go get a skateboard and ride it around the store. If you don't know how to skateboard then ride a bike or a scooter.

11. Bring your dog over and play fetch in Wal-Mart

12. start rapping Kayne West songs on the loud speaker

13. Open up candy bags and then throw the candy at people.

14. Get your book and go into a worker room. When the workers try to throw you out you say "Shhhh!!! I am reading!"

15. Yell in the loud speaker " All the produce, dairy items, and any edible snacks and food have rat poop in it. Go to Target instead!

16. Annoy everyone who comes through the door.

17.Take off your clothes and run around

18. Steal some worker's clothes and act like you work there

19. Get a tennis racket and tennis balls and hit the tennis balls around the store

20. Pretend that you are robbing the place

21. Hide in the clothes rack and jump out and scare people

Now you write the rest! I will post some more ideas on this forum soon as well.

P.A.T.Y.(Please And Thank You): D

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you do the rest! please.

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lmao now this is a prime example of someone with nothing better to do ;p

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22. My daughter & her friends got kicked out of wal-mart in D.C on her senior trip for having cart races.

“Hello people ”

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Lol!
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For years I would talk up k-mart while on a walmart check out line for fun,Martha Stewart this,Martha Stewart that-I didn't get kicked out but was quietly told by an associate 'we don't use the k word here but i do think Martha is kinda sexy' she said. you know,I have to admire walmarts don't ask don't tell policy.

“"Lo Amo La Liberta"”

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Stick your hand on a shelf in the toy isle and walk knocking everything on to the floor, my husbands ex wife use to work there.She started an argument with my husband when she worked in the toy section, so to get her back he knocked everything off the shelves on to the floor.Needless to say he got banned from walmart.
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Why even go into Walmart?

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Katrina S wrote:
Stick your hand on a shelf in the toy isle and walk knocking everything on to the floor, my husbands ex wife use to work there.She started an argument with my husband when she worked in the toy section, so to get her back he knocked everything off the shelves on to the floor.Needless to say he got banned from walmart.
lol Hi Katrina that was woth getting kicked out for. I myself hate going to Wally World. People act like they own the place. Women going wide open down the isles and around the curves with their carts.

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<quoted text>lol Hi Katrina that was woth getting kicked out for. I myself hate going to Wally World. People act like they own the place. Women going wide open down the isles and around the curves with their carts.
Hey Crop Duster!! My husband was banned but he went back a few days later and they didn't even remember.

I hate the carts I always try to be curtious and move mine to the side, but their is always some jackass that blocks the isle. I toss their carts out of the way, I get the looks like wtf, I need to get what I need and get out, I don't feel like saying excuse me every 10 seconds!!

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Put Porn in the VCR's and DVD players that also happend at a Walmart up my way.

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Hey Crop Duster!! My husband was banned but he went back a few days later and they didn't even remember.
I hate the carts I always try to be curtious and move mine to the side, but their is always some jackass that blocks the isle. I toss their carts out of the way, I get the looks like wtf, I need to get what I need and get out, I don't feel like saying excuse me every 10 seconds!!
Ha!,Ha! Exactly the way my wife does it. She too is courteous though but, when she comes up to someone who knows she's trying to get through she just pushes their cart on out of the way. It's like you said every 10 seconds. Wal-Mart needs to post up some courtesy rules like move your cart to the side, don't block the isles, slow down pushing the carts. I see women pushing carts so fast I could swear they were power-walking while doing so. Hilarious!!!

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<quoted text>Ha!,Ha! Exactly the way my wife does it. She too is courteous though but, when she comes up to someone who knows she's trying to get through she just pushes their cart on out of the way. It's like you said every 10 seconds. Wal-Mart needs to post up some courtesy rules like move your cart to the side, don't block the isles, slow down pushing the carts. I see women pushing carts so fast I could swear they were power-walking while doing so. Hilarious!!!
I was at Walmart a few days ago waiting for my mother inlaw to run in and get something, I saw this huge lazy woman slam her cart into another persons truck, it was no where near the cart docks.I waited, I wanted so bad to tell this person but they never came out.The woman was supposedly "Handicapped" but she waddled fine to me, she didn't even stop or run after the cart.She threw it completely acrossed the street into their truck after she was done with it, I wanted to smack her.

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I see the power walkers I walk at my own pace, but its that damn people who block the isle that drive me nuts, and the ones who don't stop at the intersection of isles.People who drive should apply those skills to pushing a cart.Drive on the right side,don't block traffic, stopping at an inersection, the right of way ect.

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what an irresponsible thread

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I was at Walmart a few days ago waiting for my mother inlaw to run in and get something, I saw this huge lazy woman slam her cart into another persons truck, it was no where near the cart docks.I waited, I wanted so bad to tell this person but they never came out.The woman was supposedly "Handicapped" but she waddled fine to me, she didn't even stop or run after the cart.She threw it completely acrossed the street into their truck after she was done with it, I wanted to smack her.
I see that alot myself. Alot of people hitting other peoples cars on purpose (I think) and by accident. What makes me so mad is wal-mart, work, lowes, anywhere I park, when I come back to my pick-up seeing trash in the back the bed. Not that it's hurting anything but,out of no respect. I'd feel the same way about that huge, lazy woman.

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Katrina S wrote:
I see the power walkers I walk at my own pace, but its that damn people who block the isle that drive me nuts, and the ones who don't stop at the intersection of isles.People who drive should apply those skills to pushing a cart.Drive on the right side,don't block traffic, stopping at an inersection, the right of way ect.
Exactly, just like when your'e in a boat yield to the right. Well, I don't think that really applies anymore.
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Throw things in other people's carts when they aren't looking: condoms, lube, Cruex, tampons....

Juvenille, but a great way to get back at people that irritate you.:)

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Go around with union info trying to sign up employees.
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Go around with union info trying to sign up employees.
LOL!!

Give them a free shirt...and watch them try to leave with it.

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