Topix Keeper Jokes
Ginny Olive-Hog

Montgomery, AL

#1 Dec 14, 2010
How did the Topix Keeper burn her face?

She answered the iron.

How did she burn the other side of her face?

They called back.
Ginny Olive-Hog

Montgomery, AL

#2 Dec 14, 2010
How many Topix Keepers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three. One to change the lightbulb and two to bitch that he's doing it all wrong.
Ginny Olive-Hog

Montgomery, AL

#3 Dec 14, 2010
Did you hear about the Topix Keeper that bought a pair of odor eaters? All that was left was a a picture of Karl Marx and Nazi Flag.
Ginny Olive-Hog

Montgomery, AL

#4 Dec 14, 2010
Topix Keepers are getting involved in auto racing. They now have the fascist car on the track.
Ginny Olive-Hog

Montgomery, AL

#5 Dec 14, 2010
A Topix Keeper died and went to heaven. Saint Peter looked at him and said, "What have you done to earn a place in heaven?" The Topix Keeper thought a moment and said, "I have trampled free speech, used my power to push a liberal agenda, and did it all for the good of humanity." Saint Peter looked down at his book, looked up at the Topix Keeper, looked down at the book again, looked up at the Topix Keeper and asked, "Were you born in Kenya?"
Ginny Olive-Hog

Montgomery, AL

#6 Dec 14, 2010
Did you hear the lastest idea from the Topix Keepers to "improve" Topix? They are going to have us all sign a loyalty oath and "touch your junk" waiver.

“ON TRAIL W / DONKEY!”

Since: Oct 08

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#9 Apr 11, 2013
Haha

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