Dead Animals are Frigging Delicious!

[Steve]

Man I love steak. I can also stomach gator, possum, blue whale, baby white seal, and chickens that have been smacked against a wall. Mmmmm Mmmmm Good!

[Steve]

Oh, Pig too. You can't go wrong with pig. One of the smartest animals, but delicious too. Guess if they were really smart, they would have evolved into a less tasty creature. Either way, bacon, ham, pigs feet, snout...it's all good.

[Steve]

Is it true that Turkeys can drown in the rain because they are so dumb, they open their mouths and look up to see what is going on until they fill with water? I know some liberals who have to carry clear umbrellas to keep from doing the same.

[Steve]

SPAM is pretty good, but I heard it has toenails in it. Best not to have too much info when eating SPAM or hotdogs.

[IDIOT ONES]

Go back to your "Pray the Rosary" Thread, you are making fools of yourself here, Pray to your virgin Mary for forgiveness!

[Steve]

IDIOT ONES wrote:

Go back to your "Pray the Rosary" Thread, you are making fools of yourself here, Pray to your virgin Mary for forgiveness!

Dude, relax and have a corned beef sandwich. Don't know where corned beef comes from, but it's pretty good.

[Steve]

Do they still make Jello out of cow hooves?

[Marky-Mark]

Hey!!!! I belong to PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals) and I have to agree.

[Steve]

Can't stomach lobster though. Looks like a frigging cockroach. Bet the cockroach and crabs and lobsters are very similar in DNA. Disgusting.

[Steve]

Marky-Mark wrote:

Hey!!!! I belong to PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals) and I have to agree.

Pam Anderson looks like she is a meat eater. You don't get a rack like that from eating salad. Bet she geeks at night with Tommy Lee in the chicken coop.

[Steve]

Never killed an animal though, other than with my car. I have great respect for a person who can kill, gut, and eat an animal. One trip to the slaughterhouse and I would probably starve to death within a month.

[uber liberal]

Steve wrote:

Never killed an animal though, other than with my car. I have great respect for a person who can kill, gut, and eat an animal. One trip to the slaughterhouse and I would probably starve to death within a month.

you're not alone in not hunting, most Texans just plop their fat ass on the couch while their over weight wife cooks up a frozen dinner for them while the watch FOX news.

So you're not a manly man that goes out and hunts his own game, to show his superior skill and wits, we won't hold that against you for being too lazy and having no ambition to try and outsmart a wild animal for your dinner table.

[Steve]

uber liberal wrote:

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you're not alone in not hunting, most Texans just plop their fat ass on the couch while their over weight wife cooks up a frozen dinner for them while the watch FOX news.
So you're not a manly man that goes out and hunts his own game, to show his superior skill and wits, we won't hold that against you for being too lazy and having no ambition to try and outsmart a wild animal for your dinner table.

Damned. Like you know me. My wife is skinny though. Other than that, you are dead on.

[IDIOTS ONE]

Heres plateful of world delicious delicacies and appetizers for you pig Snouts/intestines, Goat blood, cow intestines. monkey brians...! Bon appetite!

[JoJoBell]

Dead animals are friggin delicious, now why would you say that...Have you ever tried to eat a live one..bet it didnt go down without a fight?...lol

[Steve]

JoJoBell wrote:

Dead animals are friggin delicious, now why would you say that...Have you ever tried to eat a live one..bet it didnt go down without a fight?...lol

Can't say I have. I think my point was that the move toward a vegan society is downright evil. But as I was probably drunk at the time of my original post, I cannot say for sure. Had chicken parmagian for dinner tonight. Eggplant just don't cut it. Got to kill an animal to have a good meal.

[BusterBrown]

I tried going veggie once, twenty years ago. Tofu, yogart, bean curd, and all the rest gets so boring. And yet you do see fat vegans. It's from all the guacomole they eat. Made from avocados. Talk about fattening.
Me, I'm a seafood nut. Shrimp, crab, scallops, and any kind of fish you can find. Flounder is my favorite.
To all the vegans who claim that they are better people. A lot of famous people were vegetarians. Like Hitler and Charles Manson, to name only two.
Ben Franklin was a vegan for a while. Then it dawned on him that since animals eat each other, then why can't we eat them? So he went to a fishfry. Smart move.

[IDIOT ONES]

You can have some extermainate them all, then you can have them for dinner!

Bill R, Write
A whole zoo? We have enough problems because of
the damn elephants and jackasses already. Their
time is over, done, kaput, fini.
It is time for border collies. Intelligent,
but not arrogant. Loyal, but are never played
for a fool. Hard working, but they know how to
have a good time. Read "My Pet Goat" when it
was only in hardcover and didn't need Cliffs
Notes. Half of 'em are bitches, but you know
what you are getting.
LOL

IDIOT ONES wrote
Animal Farm story! Of our present Farm (adminstration)!
You mean elephants are Dumbos! And, Hyena will be laughing after running jackass out of Farm (adminstration). When Dumbo see a mouse he running away from Farm. And hope not to get any monkeys into farm else the real be alot of monkey business. if we get a mouses he will eat everything and infestation. Hyena are worst always laughing and stealing food! Hopfully we get rid all animal farm!
And, replace with Cow and Border Collie
! Our Future leaders on a plate! Bon Appetite!

Objective: Vote for Leaders with integrity, Eyes Wide open, Else dont Vote Idiots!("No incumbent for '08)

[Steve]

BusterBrown wrote:

I tried going veggie once, twenty years ago. Tofu, yogart, bean curd, and all the rest gets so boring. And yet you do see fat vegans. It's from all the guacomole they eat. Made from avocados. Talk about fattening.
Me, I'm a seafood nut. Shrimp, crab, scallops, and any kind of fish you can find. Flounder is my favorite.
To all the vegans who claim that they are better people. A lot of famous people were vegetarians. Like Hitler and Charles Manson, to name only two.
Ben Franklin was a vegan for a while. Then it dawned on him that since animals eat each other, then why can't we eat them? So he went to a fishfry. Smart move.

Yeah, I saw on the tube last week that they linked some prostate cancer to men who pop multi-vitamins every day. I tell you, you mess with the natural order and you open yourself up to retribution. We were meant to eat meat, plants, and fish. If you don't, you are exposing yourself to an unnatural and unhealthy existence.

[Steve]

Had Jimmy Dean sausage for breakfast (Not sure what's in it...snouts and entrails?). Either way, it was gooood. Then I had 3 eggs. For lunch, a Swanson frozen dinner...meatloaf. Then, Sub Pocket Philly Cheesesteak for dinner. Meat is good.