What is your higher power?

What is your higher power?

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Ctrl Alt Del

Portland, OR

#2 Nov 7, 2013
All hail, the Flying Spaghetti Monster! Made her gentle tentacles caress you lightly, as you make your way through this life, also known as God's Great Banana Skin (a nod to musical genius Chris Rea)

Since: Apr 13

Scappoose, Oregon USA

#3 Nov 11, 2013
Ctrl Alt Del wrote:
All hail, the Flying Spaghetti Monster! Made her gentle tentacles caress you lightly, as you make your way through this life, also known as God's Great Banana Skin (a nod to musical genius Chris Rea)
LOLing at this, I'd forgotten all about "the flying spaghetti monster" my last bf was heavy into hentai and manga one time he was showing me (IMHO the incredible weirdness of) tentacle rape, OMG those kinky Japanese! Anyway, you suppose TFSM ever tentacle rapes anyone? Still LOLing :-)

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