The Rapture

[timn17]

Tide with Beach wrote:

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I'm a big fan of Hostess Cake.

Likewise. It's a darn shame that they went out of business - but I think it was all part of the divine plan - it allowed our prophet here to leave behind work unbefitting of a messiah and begin to work towards his destiny.

[Jake999]

timn17 wrote:

<quoted text>Likewise. It's a darn shame that they went out of business - but I think it was all part of the divine plan - it allowed our prophet here to leave behind work unbefitting of a messiah and begin to work towards his destiny.

Exactly, however baked goods consumed in moderation and of healthy ingredients are a great thing that this planet needs more not less of. I was building something great but I was also in support of the ones I stand against so I quit and let them go bankrupt instead of staying and making them more profitable. My alligiance is with the workers who were great and payed very little not with the executives who did nothing productive and paid themselves greatly. It was all part of a divine plan which has been in process throughout my lifetime. My gaming and planing skills are on a super expert level and I play offense even when I am on defense. I have taken lessons from many top notch athletes and competitors and I am a factor who is extremely hard to beat.

[Lil Ticked]

Hostess could have stayed in business if the unions didn't get greedy.

[Jake999]

Lil Ticked wrote:

Hostess could have stayed in business if the unions didn't get greedy.

The corporate bums were way more greedy than the unions.

[timn17]

Jake999 wrote:

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Exactly, however baked goods consumed in moderation and of healthy ingredients are a great thing that this planet needs more not less of. I was building something great but I was also in support of the ones I stand against so I quit and let them go bankrupt instead of staying and making them more profitable. My alligiance is with the workers who were great and payed very little not with the executives who did nothing productive and paid themselves greatly. It was all part of a divine plan which has been in process throughout my lifetime. My gaming and planing skills are on a super expert level and I play offense even when I am on defense. I have taken lessons from many top notch athletes and competitors and I am a factor who is extremely hard to beat.

Were you directly responsible for the success of hostess, and did they fail directly because of your retirement? That's truly impressive, oh baker of nutritious breads. It reminds me of the jesus/fishing parable - give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day; teach a man to start a multinational fishing company and then intentionally bankrupt it, and... wait, that's not right.. explain yourself Jesus!?

[Jake999]

timn17 wrote:

<quoted text>Were you directly responsible for the success of hostess, and did they fail directly because of your retirement? That's truly impressive, oh baker of nutritious breads. It reminds me of the jesus/fishing parable - give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day; teach a man to start a multinational fishing company and then intentionally bankrupt it, and... wait, that's not right.. explain yourself Jesus!?

I was totally responsible for the success of Wonder bread/ Hostess cake for most of my 20 years and my separation from that company was sugnificantly responsible for its immediate demise. I have always stood against corporations even though I worked for many of the largest corporate baking facilities on the planet. I had to prove my point of being the only manager worth listening to and following so I fixed and improved upon every inch and aspect of numerous high speed manufacturing facilities. I automated or semi automated almost all work areas and functions and ran the most efficient bakeries in the world. I worked for numerous owners of last known as Hostess brands and I was the most fast tracked and successful manager in the history of the company by a million miles ahead of the next best performers. Never has anyone filed a grievance against me for being unfair and I resolved nearly all of the grievances and issued most of the disciplinary actions and represented the company on legal issues. I was slated to be in whatever position I wanted to be and was allowed to do whatever I wanted to do whenever I wanted to do it no matter what it cost. I was the the Plant Superintendent at the new product testing facility and the continuous improvement manager at the new equipment testing facility so everything new came through me and most of the new layout drafting plans were concieved, designed and drawn by me. The problem was the more improvements and profits I made the more the corporate theives took as bonuses for things they had nothing to do with and I just kept laying hard working people off. So while I was responsible for manufacturing the #1 brand in fresh daily baked goods I also drove all the competition out of the largest market place in the world and those people got layed off as well. So in the end I sunk the business that I built to sink everyone elses bakery business with.

And all the while I was fighting wars in court while acting like and claiming to bee the man you refer to as the Messiah. I told Wonder Hostess that I could resolve all of their thousands of problems and I did which is the same thing I can do for the world and I would bet my life on it because I am so confident of my plan which I do not submit if it is not infallible.

I am a teacher of many, many, many things and a sport fisherman who has more high tech gear and gadgets on my now owned by my brothers boat than anyone else which is why it is properly named Raker. I can teach mankind how to farm fish in ways that make all the waterways of the world abundant with healthy fish.