BLIND man wanders into a all woman bar
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#1 May 19, 2014
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-female biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waitress;
'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immedialty falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says; 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde woman with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is blonde woman with a taser.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is a blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
'Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters;
'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
#2 May 19, 2014
Hahahhahahah good one I LOLED. Pwnge
#3 May 19, 2014
some of those blond jokes mite be true.
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