"Ran from Iran, I slipped on Greece, I Spain my ankle , now a Turkey I am..."<quoted text>
I am neither an Indian nor a Christian. I am a very loving Iranian, who happens to live in Singapore.
Can't you see who I am?
I know that being a master janitor, you are peeing, farting and shitting.
So, tell me why are you here, Doc?
What are you promoting or what are you defending?
All in good cheer, mind you :)
There were other variations , just remembered this one after reading your origin and the 'parable' to Shrinky dink above,and on it , I concur!