Is Smelling Your Own Farts Weird?

Is Smelling Your Own Farts Weird?

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David Duke

Pittsburgh, PA

#1 Dec 3, 2010
I drink a lot of coffee, beer, and Mexican food so I tend to fart a lot. I release large amounts of gas that smells like rotten eggs.

For some reason, I like the smell of my own farts. I like to sit in from of the computer and force the farts out. The smell drifts to my nostrils and I take it all in. The feeling of relief is pleasurable, too.

If someone else farted in my face - even the woman I love- I would be sickened by the smell of their feces.

Why do my own farts smell so good to me?
andet1987

New Orleans, LA

#2 Dec 3, 2010
David Duke

Pittsburgh, PA

#3 Dec 3, 2010
Thank you, andet1987!
Captain John O Dung

Cold Spring Harbor, NY

#4 Dec 3, 2010
It's not weird at all ..... and girls LOVE guys who can fart up a storm
David Duke wrote:
I drink a lot of coffee, beer, and Mexican food so I tend to fart a lot. I release large amounts of gas that smells like rotten eggs.
For some reason, I like the smell of my own farts. I like to sit in from of the computer and force the farts out. The smell drifts to my nostrils and I take it all in. The feeling of relief is pleasurable, too.
If someone else farted in my face - even the woman I love- I would be sickened by the smell of their feces.
Why do my own farts smell so good to me?
andet1987

New Orleans, LA

#5 Dec 3, 2010
David Duke wrote:
Thank you, andet1987!
you are welcome David :)

i always have lots of sprays around (deodorant sprays, cologne sprays, etc etc) in my toilet, above ref, in my bag. i am very sensitive to bad smell. i spray myself inside bus or train if one of the passengers is bad smelliing. today, i am going to buy a Brut cologne spray. it is cheap but i like the smell.:)
andet1987

United States

#7 Dec 3, 2010
anti war

Glendale, AZ

#8 Dec 3, 2010
Captain John O Dung wrote:
It's not weird at all ..... and girls LOVE guys who can fart up a storm
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Is that right raturd dumb ass

“I'm not Crazy, The World Is”

Since: Jan 10

In a Van Down By The River

#9 Dec 3, 2010
anti war wrote:
<quoted text>Is that right raturd dumb ass
troll troll
good for ya heart
the more ya do it
the more ya fart
andet1987

United States

#10 Dec 3, 2010
anti war wrote:
<quoted text>Is that right raturd dumb ass
hi Yadahim :)
anti war

Glendale, AZ

#11 Dec 3, 2010
andet1987 wrote:
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hi Yadahim :)
hello sweet how are you...
andet1987

United States

#12 Dec 3, 2010
anti war wrote:
<quoted text>hello sweet how are you...
i am enjoying my free time Yadahim. i am off today, as well as Sat & Sun. 3 days off. when are you going back to Oklahoma ?:)
anti war

Glendale, AZ

#13 Dec 3, 2010
andet1987 wrote:
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i am enjoying my free time Yadahim. i am off today, as well as Sat & Sun. 3 days off. when are you going back to Oklahoma ?:)
I am glad you are ok...going to fly back around the 20th for a week then back to work. i would drive but the roads might be bad....i hate to fly with all the fondleing going on but hey i might like it a little to the left ohhh thats it....
David Duke

Pittsburgh, PA

#14 Dec 4, 2010
It's ironic that our own farts smell so good yet our poo is repulsive.

I think this is a product of evolution. Our primate ancestors had to get away from their droppings because many predators track their prey by their poo.

Maybe our farts smell good so we can live with ourselves comfortably.
Knock off purse seller

Denver, CO

#16 Nov 2, 2012
Sir Farts Alot wrote:
Smell my finger?
Listen. Smell something?
andet1987

Chicago, IL

#17 Nov 3, 2012
Knock off purse seller wrote:
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Listen. Smell something?
The basic five senses are touch, taste, smell, sight, and hearing. Some people choose to include an additional four senses to the list, which include the sense of temperature, pain, balance, and body position.
dr Shrink

Baltimore, MD

#18 Nov 3, 2012
GLOBAL IDIOTS RACE MAKEUP wrote:
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troll troll
good for ya heart
the more ya do it
the more ya fart
hi wild zombie

my farts mixewd with france riviera perfumes smells nice,
only one jar of my farts cost 12 dollars,
go ahead order a couple of jars,and you receive on dry long 3 inch s...mixed with diagested mexican beens
DaBestEver

Versailles, KY

#19 Nov 3, 2012
David Duke wrote:
It's ironic that our own farts smell so good yet our poo is repulsive.
I think this is a product of evolution. Our primate ancestors had to get away from their droppings because many predators track their prey by their poo.
Maybe our farts smell good so we can live with ourselves comfortably.
"It did sound a little wet, there didn't it? Right at the end! Oooh! Heh heh heh. Let's have a smell, all right? Oh, everyone likes their own brand, don't they? Oh, this is magic! Hmmm, wafting, wafting. Ok, analysis. Ooh, smells like carrots in throw-up! Oh that could gag a maggot! It smells like hot sick @sS in a dead carcass! Even stink would say that stinks! You know when you go into an apartment building and you smell the other people's cooking on each floor and you go "What are they cookin'?" That, plus crap!" -Fat [email protected]
(2002)
dr Shrink

Baltimore, MD

#21 Nov 3, 2012
DaBestEver wrote:
<quoted text>
"It did sound a little wet, there didn't it? Right at the end! Oooh! Heh heh heh. Let's have a smell, all right? Oh, everyone likes their own brand, don't they? Oh, this is magic! Hmmm, wafting, wafting. Ok, analysis. Ooh, smells like carrots in throw-up! Oh that could gag a maggot! It smells like hot sick @sS in a dead carcass! Even stink would say that stinks! You know when you go into an apartment building and you smell the other people's cooking on each floor and you go "What are they cookin'?" That, plus crap!" -Fat [email protected]
(2002)
you are talking like farts from russian white house flown from puttin a....
Knock off purse seller

Denver, CO

#22 Nov 6, 2012
andet1987 wrote:
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The basic five senses are touch, taste, smell, sight, and hearing. Some people choose to include an additional four senses to the list, which include the sense of temperature, pain, balance, and body position.
Really? I didnt know that. I'd have to agree with it.

temperature, pain, balance, and body position.... very interesting.
Barney

Lexington, SC

#24 Dec 27, 2012
You are sick nasty!!!!! That is rude, crude, and socially unacceptable!!!!!

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