Knock off purse seller

Denver, CO

#63 Aug 1, 2013
andet1987 wrote:
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:)
I told him 2069 is the best year. so he used 2069 and no more 2063. opps I did it again. sorry.
I want to become the first gay to become pregnant (anally conceived).
You became pregnant in 2063, anally, but since there's no uterus the baby kept popping out. Then it died :-(

I want this to stop.("this" what I dont know. Pick something and make a post about it)
andet1987

Chicago, IL

#64 Aug 2, 2013
Knock off purse seller wrote:
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You became pregnant in 2063, anally, but since there's no uterus the baby kept popping out. Then it died :-(
I want this to stop.("this" what I dont know. Pick something and make a post about it)
"this" refers to your cheating boyfriend. the more you become jealous, the more he cheats on you. so you gave him an ultimatum. you or that sl****ut !!

I want to become the first woman to reach Uranus.
Knock off purse seller

Denver, CO

#65 Aug 4, 2013
andet1987 wrote:
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"this" refers to your cheating boyfriend. the more you become jealous, the more he cheats on you. so you gave him an ultimatum. you or that sl****ut !!
I want to become the first woman to reach Uranus.
I bend over and now you can reach my an***us.
:-)

I wish my UPS package wasnt sent back.
andet1987

Chicago, IL

#66 Aug 4, 2013
Knock off purse seller wrote:
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I bend over and now you can reach my an***us.
:-)
I wish my UPS package wasnt sent back.
:)

your package was not sent back but got lost on its way to Africa. Africa is well known for pirates, scammers, etc.

I wish I was an actress and play the role of Cleopatra.
dad of 3

Portland, OR

#67 Aug 5, 2013
andet1987 wrote:
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:)
your package was not sent back but got lost on its way to Africa. Africa is well known for pirates, scammers, etc.
I wish I was an actress and play the role of Cleopatra.
[this response assumes you're a dude]
you get your wish to become an actress, but the sex change procedure goes horribly wrong! You end up being androgynous, smooth like a canned all with no genitals at all.

I wish time travel was real so I could go to the future, and learn what to invest in with the stock market, then come back and do it and end up incredibly wealthy!
Knock off purse seller

Denver, CO

#68 Aug 5, 2013
dad of 3 wrote:
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[this response assumes you're a dude]
you get your wish to become an actress, but the sex change procedure goes horribly wrong! You end up being androgynous, smooth like a canned all with no genitals at all.
I wish time travel was real so I could go to the future, and learn what to invest in with the stock market, then come back and do it and end up incredibly wealthy!
Time travel is real and your pe***nis went far into the future without you.
:-)
I wished I couldnt get sick anymore.
andet1987

Chicago, IL

#69 Aug 5, 2013
Knock off purse seller wrote:
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Time travel is real and your pe***nis went far into the future without you.
:-)
I wished I couldnt get sick anymore.
I kept telling you to do these things to make your immune system very strong and help you avoid becoming sick: eating a well balanced diet, exercise regularly, relaxation, sleep about 6 to 8 hours a day. but you love Topix so much you ended up sleeping less than 5 hours a day. so you got sick.

I wish a very handsome married man will leave his wife and marry me because of my very tight hole.
PDX Dave

Portland, OR

#70 Aug 7, 2013
andet1987 wrote:
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I kept telling you to do these things to make your immune system very strong and help you avoid becoming sick: eating a well balanced diet, exercise regularly, relaxation, sleep about 6 to 8 hours a day. but you love Topix so much you ended up sleeping less than 5 hours a day. so you got sick.
I wish a very handsome married man will leave his wife and marry me because of my very tight hole.
a married man left his wife, and he track you down but not for sex. He had homo-odium (Google 'odium' if you're in the dark on that) and so much to your horror, in a single deft move he grabbed your genitals and severed them from your body, penis and testicles all, then watched you bleed to death screaming.
andet1987

Chicago, IL

#71 Aug 7, 2013
PDX Dave wrote:
<quoted text>
a married man left his wife, and he track you down but not for sex. He had homo-odium (Google 'odium' if you're in the dark on that) and so much to your horror, in a single deft move he grabbed your genitals and severed them from your body, penis and testicles all, then watched you bleed to death screaming.
and where is your wish ?

I wish I would become a Princess just like Princess Diana.
Knock off purse seller

Denver, CO

#72 Aug 8, 2013
andet1987 wrote:
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and where is your wish ?
I wish I would become a Princess just like Princess Diana.
You became like her but it didnt last long because you ended up like her.....

Princess D.I.E.

:-(
Knock off purse seller

Denver, CO

#73 Aug 8, 2013
Ooops, forgot my wish too :-)

I want to become a balloon and float where I want to go.
andet1987

Chicago, IL

#74 Aug 8, 2013
Knock off purse seller wrote:
Ooops, forgot my wish too :-)
I want to become a balloon and float where I want to go.
yes, you became a balloon. while floating, some birds with sharp claws rested on the balloon. their claws caused the balloon to explode.

I want to become a Mona Lisa with a mysterious smile.
Knock off purse seller

Denver, CO

#75 Aug 9, 2013
andet1987 wrote:
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yes, you became a balloon. while floating, some birds with sharp claws rested on the balloon. their claws caused the balloon to explode.
I want to become a Mona Lisa with a mysterious smile.
You became her but your smile was too mysterious and no one could figure you out. Your days became long and alone because still no one could figure you out. They just kept saying, "I dont get it."

I want to be a wildfire and burn up everyone whose mean.
dad of 3

Portland, OR

#76 Aug 9, 2013
You get your wish and become a wildfire, but then you discover that mean people don't burn very well.

I wish I could teleport and be invisible at will, so I could be the "invisible entity" which goes into women's bedrooms and has sex with them, and then mysteriously disappears never having been seen!
andet1987

Chicago, IL

#77 Aug 9, 2013
dad of 3 wrote:
You get your wish and become a wildfire, but then you discover that mean people don't burn very well.
I wish I could teleport and be invisible at will, so I could be the "invisible entity" which goes into women's bedrooms and has sex with them, and then mysteriously disappears never having been seen!
unfortunately, latest tech have invented eye glasses that can see someone who is invisible. some cameras are also able to capture an invisible person into picture. we were able to videotape your sexual activities and showed them to your wife.

I wish some squirrels would become pets and leave the wildlife.
Knock off purse seller

Denver, CO

#78 Aug 10, 2013
andet1987 wrote:
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unfortunately, latest tech have invented eye glasses that can see someone who is invisible. some cameras are also able to capture an invisible person into picture. we were able to videotape your sexual activities and showed them to your wife.
I wish some squirrels would become pets and leave the wildlife.
You got 3 pets squirrels. But they got really fat and ate all your food.
Knock off purse seller

Denver, CO

#79 Aug 10, 2013
Oops, forgot my wish again!

I wish I was the letter T.

Since: Apr 13

Scappoose, Oregon USA

#80 Aug 11, 2013
You get your wish and become the letter T but alas, everyone keeps expressing you as t. You keep trying to tell people that you are uppercase not lowercase, but no one listens and so you develop a serious identity crisis and have to going to counseling. While you're in counseling your therapist offers you tea even though you keep telling her you want Tea instead!

I wish that the human race would you ball suddenly so that everyone could teleport (like a previous poster suggested) but instead of invisibility, the quirk is that when you teleport 'non-living' items don't go with you! Like clothing. Everyone arrives at their destination nude and so suddenly societies all over the world become completely tolerant of unclothed people!
andet1987

Chicago, IL

#81 Aug 11, 2013
Jenji wrote:
You get your wish and become the letter T but alas, everyone keeps expressing you as t. You keep trying to tell people that you are uppercase not lowercase, but no one listens and so you develop a serious identity crisis and have to going to counseling. While you're in counseling your therapist offers you tea even though you keep telling her you want Tea instead!
I wish that the human race would you ball suddenly so that everyone could teleport (like a previous poster suggested) but instead of invisibility, the quirk is that when you teleport 'non-living' items don't go with you! Like clothing. Everyone arrives at their destination nude and so suddenly societies all over the world become completely tolerant of unclothed people!
you got your wish of being nude. then suddenly winter came, and you got frozen.

I wish everyday is a holiday: no work, just play, and still receive $$$ to pay for rent, buy foods.
Knock off purse seller

Denver, CO

#82 Aug 11, 2013
andet1987 wrote:
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you got your wish of being nude. then suddenly winter came, and you got frozen.
I wish everyday is a holiday: no work, just play, and still receive $$$ to pay for rent, buy foods.
(me too)

Everyday is a holiday and it was always Xmas with tons of snow. You are always snowed in and cant do anything. Because of this you became depressed and had to take antidepressants.

I wish I wouldnt get my wish corrupted in this game.

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