The "Corrupt-a-wish" game
Knock off purse seller

Denver, CO

#42 Jul 19, 2013
Hey!! I forgot my wish again, that makes 2 times in a row! LOL.

My wish:

I need to go check my mail but I dont feel like it. I wished someone would wait on me and do it for me.
andet1987

Chicago, IL

#43 Jul 19, 2013
Knock off purse seller wrote:
Hey!! I forgot my wish again, that makes 2 times in a row! LOL.
My wish:
I need to go check my mail but I dont feel like it. I wished someone would wait on me and do it for me.
Money speaks louder. you got someone to pick up all your mails for you. all you did was pay her monthly. when you failed to pay her, then she left you and nobody picked your mails for you.

I want to become the Goddess of youth, beauty, virginity, and tightness.
andet1987

Chicago, IL

#44 Jul 21, 2013
andet1987 wrote:
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Money speaks louder. you got someone to pick up all your mails for you. all you did was pay her monthly. when you failed to pay her, then she left you and nobody picked your mails for you.
I want to become the Goddess of youth, beauty, virginity, and tightness.
you got your Goddess wish come true, but you remain a nose virgin only. the rest of your h**oles are already taken.
Gene Poole

Portland, OR

#45 Jul 22, 2013
andet1987 wrote:
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you got your Goddess wish come true, but you remain a nose virgin only. the rest of your h**oles are already taken.
You forgot your wish!
Knock off purse seller

Denver, CO

#47 Jul 26, 2013
Gene Poole wrote:
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You forgot your wish!
He did, but I'll post one up:

I just sprayed a bug and wished it didnt smell bad (cough).
andet1987

Chicago, IL

#48 Jul 27, 2013
Knock off purse seller wrote:
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He did, but I'll post one up:
I just sprayed a bug and wished it didnt smell bad (cough).
you can eliminate millions of bugs. but they are the most successful creatures on earth. they have been here way ahead of the dinosaurs. the more you spray, the more they multiply.

I want to become Ryan Raynorld's next wife after he divorces that b***itch.
Knock off purse seller

Denver, CO

#49 Jul 27, 2013
andet1987 wrote:
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you can eliminate millions of bugs. but they are the most successful creatures on earth. they have been here way ahead of the dinosaurs. the more you spray, the more they multiply.
I want to become Ryan Raynorld's next wife after he divorces that b***itch.
You become his next wife but he divorces you really fast. Your face ends up on his wiki page with all the other hussies he ends up with. Your reputation is now tarnished and David Beckham doesnt even want you :-(

I would like to have a massive heart attack but come out ok because I just want to see what it's like.
Sybian Princess

Portland, OR

#50 Jul 27, 2013
You get your wish – and while you are dead for a couple of minutes while he tried to revive you, you realize the Muslims are right and you're going to get a bunch of virgins who will have their way with you... but you also realize nothing promises they'll be women!
Sybian Princess

Portland, OR

#51 Jul 27, 2013
I forgot my wish again, I should be spanked! So here it is...
I wish for birth control device that also protects against all STDs, and so condoms become obsolete.
Knock off purse seller

Denver, CO

#52 Jul 27, 2013
Sybian Princess wrote:
I forgot my wish again, I should be spanked! So here it is...
I wish for birth control device that also protects against all STDs, and so condoms become obsolete.
It came out for you but now the birth control wont protect against pregnancies and worse yet every time you have sex you get twins! and you get a pregnancy every time you even do foreplay!

I wish I had a better imagination.
andet1987

Chicago, IL

#53 Jul 27, 2013
Knock off purse seller wrote:
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It came out for you but now the birth control wont protect against pregnancies and worse yet every time you have sex you get twins! and you get a pregnancy every time you even do foreplay!
I wish I had a better imagination.
your wish was granted. but your imagination scares you instead. you became a paranoid person. you imagined that someone keeps following you and trying to harm you.

I wish I was not too attractive so nobody would try to touch me or try to get my attention which is so bothersome for me.
Knock off purse seller

Denver, CO

#54 Jul 30, 2013
andet1987 wrote:
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your wish was granted. but your imagination scares you instead. you became a paranoid person. you imagined that someone keeps following you and trying to harm you.
I wish I was not too attractive so nobody would try to touch me or try to get my attention which is so bothersome for me.
Instead you look like Mary Poppins and the songs from the movie keep running through your head haunting you.

I wished I had 4 hands instead of 2.
andet1987

Chicago, IL

#55 Jul 30, 2013
Knock off purse seller wrote:
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Instead you look like Mary Poppins and the songs from the movie keep running through your head haunting you.
I wished I had 4 hands instead of 2.
your 4 hands were granted. and this scared people a lot. nobody talked to you. you got so lonely. you went to a surgeon and had 2 hands removed to become normal again.

I want to have boobs just like Pamela Anderson.
not a billo fan

High Point, NC

#56 Jul 30, 2013
andet1987 wrote:
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your 4 hands were granted. and this scared people a lot. nobody talked to you. you got so lonely. you went to a surgeon and had 2 hands removed to become normal again.
I want to have boobs just like Pamela Anderson.
You're mysteriously transported to the year 2063, when Pamela is 96 years old and her navel is farther from her knees than her nipples are.

I'd like it if Bill O'Reilly went with you.
andet1987

Chicago, IL

#57 Jul 30, 2013
not a billo fan wrote:
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You're mysteriously transported to the year 2063, when Pamela is 96 years old and her navel is farther from her knees than her nipples are.
I'd like it if Bill O'Reilly went with you.
oh no, he is so loud. I can't stand his opinions. he is a dirty old man. I can't stand his smell.

I wish I would win the lottery jackpot.
not a billo fan

High Point, NC

#58 Jul 30, 2013
Now that's not fair!

You win the lottery jackpot, but not until the year 2063.

I REALLY want Bill O'Reilly to shut up!
andet1987

Chicago, IL

#59 Jul 30, 2013
not a billo fan wrote:
Now that's not fair!
You win the lottery jackpot, but not until the year 2063.
I REALLY want Bill O'Reilly to shut up!
It would have been easy for Bill O'Reilly to shut up by just turning the tv off. the problem is, grandma keeps turning on the tv.

How I wish my working days are only 4 days, and my weekend off is 3 days.
not a billo fan

High Point, NC

#60 Jul 30, 2013
andet1987 wrote:
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It would have been easy for Bill O'Reilly to shut up by just turning the tv off. the problem is, grandma keeps turning on the tv.
How I wish my working days are only 4 days, and my weekend off is 3 days.
Your wish is granted. You're hired as Bill O'Reilly's Monday thru Thursday massage therapist.

I wish I could find my car keys.
Knock off purse seller

Denver, CO

#61 Jul 31, 2013
not a billo fan wrote:
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Your wish is granted. You're hired as Bill O'Reilly's Monday thru Thursday massage therapist.
I wish I could find my car keys.
Bill O'Reilly has your keys and to get them you must hear him rant till 2063.

I wish 2063 wouldnt keep showing up in this thread (though its funny).
andet1987

Chicago, IL

#62 Jul 31, 2013
Knock off purse seller wrote:
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Bill O'Reilly has your keys and to get them you must hear him rant till 2063.
I wish 2063 wouldnt keep showing up in this thread (though its funny).
:)

I told him 2069 is the best year. so he used 2069 and no more 2063. opps I did it again. sorry.

I want to become the first gay to become pregnant (anally conceived).

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