Knock off purse seller

Denver, CO

#22 Jul 14, 2013
andet1987 wrote:
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You have read that car napping happens if it is a brand new car. so you did not buy a new car.
I wish I am a Miss Nude Universe.
You become Miss Nude but end up nude and stranded on the North Pole. Brrrrrr.....cold. You froze to death.
Knock off purse seller

Denver, CO

#23 Jul 14, 2013
Oops, I forgot to make a wish again, lol.
Knock off purse seller

Denver, CO

#24 Jul 14, 2013
I wished I had 2 sets of feet so I could walk faster and farther.

“My Selfie”

Since: Apr 13

Scappoose, Oregon USA

#25 Jul 15, 2013
Knock off purse seller wrote:
I wished I had 2 sets of feet so I could walk faster and farther.
you get your wish, they surgically attach a pair of donor legs that it happens once from one rear so you lose your ability to have sex and end up dying of terminal constipation!

I wish for them to pass the law that complete public nudity is legal everywhere, and me and anyone else who wants to never has to wear clothes again!
Knock off purse seller

Denver, CO

#26 Jul 15, 2013
Jenji wrote:
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you get your wish, they surgically attach a pair of donor legs that it happens once from one rear so you lose your ability to have sex and end up dying of terminal constipation!
I wish for them to pass the law that complete public nudity is legal everywhere, and me and anyone else who wants to never has to wear clothes again!
Nudity is now legal but there are pinchers that came out of the woodwork. Pinchers are people who see your naked butt and have the compulsion to pinch them.

They're everywhere, pinching your butt. Pinch, pinch, pinch! It's relentless! Your butt's getting pinched so much you cant even sit down because they're grabbing your butt and pinching it. You're in a pinching nightmare!... dont look!

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I want to play World of Warcraft on my computer but it's not compatible with Linux :-( so I wished it were compatible.
West Coast Dave

Portland, OR

#27 Jul 15, 2013
Knock off purse seller wrote:
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I want to play World of Warcraft on my computer but it's not compatible with Linux :-( so I wished it were compatible.
They finally released an open source copy which will run under Linux, but then a horrible thing happens... you learn the joys of getting out of the house and going for a walk barefoot on nature trails, along the beach of the river or the ocean, or just through your neighborhood or city Park, you learn the joys of getting away from the computer and you no longer wish to play World of Warcraft!
West Coast Dave

Portland, OR

#28 Jul 15, 2013
West Coast Dave wrote:
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They finally released an open source copy which will run under Linux, but then a horrible thing happens... you learn the joys of getting out of the house and going for a walk barefoot on nature trails, along the beach of the river or the ocean, or just through your neighborhood or city Park, you learn the joys of getting away from the computer and you no longer wish to play World of Warcraft!
My wish laws are changed to where pot is completely legalized and everyone in jail for simple use is released and their records expunged, the only people still prosecuted and incarcerated are dealers from foreign countries such as Mexico which bring their pot and organized crime into the US. Marijuana is completely decriminalized in all its forms.
Knock off purse seller

Denver, CO

#29 Jul 15, 2013
West Coast Dave wrote:
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My wish laws are changed to where pot is completely legalized and everyone in jail for simple use is released and their records expunged, the only people still prosecuted and incarcerated are dealers from foreign countries such as Mexico which bring their pot and organized crime into the US. Marijuana is completely decriminalized in all its forms.
Your wish came out but all the pot got contaminated with arsenic and killed everyone who smoked it.
:-(
Knock off purse seller

Denver, CO

#30 Jul 15, 2013
Oops, forgot mine.....

I wished there were a suspended bridge I could drive on that never ends so I can drive and drive forever.
andet1987

Chicago, IL

#31 Jul 16, 2013
Knock off purse seller wrote:
Oops, forgot mine.....
I wished there were a suspended bridge I could drive on that never ends so I can drive and drive forever.
yes, there was a suspended bridge. then Tarzan came and cut all the cables that suspend the bridge. you fell into the water and the sharks had a festivity.

I want to become a fairy god mother.
Knock off purse seller

Denver, CO

#32 Jul 16, 2013
andet1987 wrote:
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yes, there was a suspended bridge. then Tarzan came and cut all the cables that suspend the bridge. you fell into the water and the sharks had a festivity.
I want to become a fairy god mother.
You become one, and then 2, and then 3... you got a bunch of andet clones because of it.

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I want a big raise in pay.
andet1987

Chicago, IL

#33 Jul 16, 2013
Knock off purse seller wrote:
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You become one, and then 2, and then 3... you got a bunch of andet clones because of it.
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I want a big raise in pay.
You received a pay raise but not as big. your female boss found you flirting with her husband.

I want to become the next Cleopatra.
Knock off purse seller

Denver, CO

#34 Jul 17, 2013
andet1987 wrote:
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You received a pay raise but not as big. your female boss found you flirting with her husband.
I want to become the next Cleopatra.
You became her but then you got bored really fast and wanted to become someone else. You then became a lot of other people but got bored really fast anyway.

I wished there were something on t.v.
andet1987

Chicago, IL

#35 Jul 17, 2013
Knock off purse seller wrote:
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You became her but then you got bored really fast and wanted to become someone else. You then became a lot of other people but got bored really fast anyway.
I wished there were something on t.v.
Yes, there was something on TV, rock band, very loud for grandma. grandma turned the TV off.

I want to become the wife of Bill Gates and the mistress of Warren Buffett. When both of them pass away, I will be the richest human in the "hole" universe, richer than Mexico's own Carlos Slim Helu, the richest man in the world according to Forbes magazine.

“My Selfie”

Since: Apr 13

Scappoose, Oregon USA

#36 Jul 18, 2013
andet1987 wrote:
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I want to become the wife of Bill Gates and the mistress of Warren Buffett. When both of them pass away, I will be the richest human in the "hole" universe, richer than Mexico's own Carlos Slim Helu, the richest man in the world according to Forbes magazine.
You get your wish EXCEPT BILL Gates is perfect for method for transferring the human consciousness from the body into a computer, and the court rules that therefore that person is "alive" so he lives on forever in the Internet, and you never get to inherit his money!
Knock off purse seller

Denver, CO

#37 Jul 18, 2013
Jenji forgot to make a wish.
andet1987

Chicago, IL

#38 Jul 18, 2013
Knock off purse seller wrote:
Jenji forgot to make a wish.
I wish I could be the next Katharine Hepburn who got a record 4 Oscar Best Actress awards.
Knock off purse seller

Denver, CO

#39 Jul 19, 2013
andet1987 wrote:
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I wish I could be the next Katharine Hepburn who got a record 4 Oscar Best Actress awards.
You got your wish but it only lasted one evening.

“My Selfie”

Since: Apr 13

Scappoose, Oregon USA

#40 Jul 19, 2013
Knock off purse seller wrote:
Jenji forgot to make a wish.
Oops! My bad. I should be disciplined [grins]
My wish is this they come up with a therapy which makes it so a female can only get pregnant if she wants to, during sex,turning it into a "voluntary reflex" instead of an involuntary system which happens without her wanting to. No more need for birth control and no more unplanned/unwanted babies!
Knock off purse seller

Denver, CO

#41 Jul 19, 2013
Jenji wrote:
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Oops! My bad. I should be disciplined [grins]
My wish is this they come up with a therapy which makes it so a female can only get pregnant if she wants to, during sex,turning it into a "voluntary reflex" instead of an involuntary system which happens without her wanting to. No more need for birth control and no more unplanned/unwanted babies!
Ha!

I forgot my wish too.:-(

Now you can only get pregnant if you want to but you had a period of negative thinking that you'd have a litter of pregnancies all at the same time, then you did. Now you're impregnated with 65 babies all at the same time!

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