The "Corrupt-a-wish" game

The "Corrupt-a-wish" game

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Knock off purse seller

Englewood, CO

#1 Jul 11, 2013
The objectives of this thread are very simple.
1) Corrupt the wish made by the user above you.
2) Make a wish.(You dont have to use the word "wish" unless you want to. Any wording is fine).
3) Once you make your wish, sit back, relax, and watch as the next user corrupts your wish!!

I'll start with this:

I want to eat dinner before I go to the movies tonight.
Knock off purse seller

Englewood, CO

#2 Jul 11, 2013
Now I'll corrupt it for illustration:

You eat but found spiders in it so you vomited the whole thing.
andet1987

Chicago, IL

#3 Jul 11, 2013
Knock off purse seller wrote:
Now I'll corrupt it for illustration:
You eat but found spiders in it so you vomited the whole thing.
Please write a wish so I can corrupt it.
Knock off purse seller

Denver, CO

#5 Jul 12, 2013
I'm trying to keep from biting my cuticles.
andet1987

Chicago, IL

#6 Jul 12, 2013
Knock off purse seller wrote:
I'm trying to keep from biting my cuticles.
Your cuticles are so cute,you bit them.
andet1987

Chicago, IL

#7 Jul 12, 2013
I wish I can take a vacation from work.
Knock off purse seller

Denver, CO

#8 Jul 13, 2013
andet1987 wrote:
I wish I can take a vacation from work.
They decided to give you a vacation. You went to a movie set in Hollywood and got burnt to dead during a stunt scene that hit the audience by mistake.

Mine:

I wish I could eat McDonalds food but I don't because it's too high in calories.
:(
andet1987

Chicago, IL

#9 Jul 13, 2013
Knock off purse seller wrote:
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They decided to give you a vacation. You went to a movie set in Hollywood and got burnt to dead during a stunt scene that hit the audience by mistake.
Mine:
I wish I could eat McDonalds food but I don't because it's too high in calories.
:(
You ate at McDonalds when I told you to order a salad. Salads have low calories.

I wish I am a proud mother of four.
Knock off purse seller

Denver, CO

#10 Jul 14, 2013
andet1987 wrote:
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You ate at McDonalds when I told you to order a salad. Salads have low calories.
I wish I am a proud mother of four.
You become mother of 4 baby monkeys but each monkey had 5 as***ses.
The amount of poop flooded you out of the house.

I wished I had more wishes.
andet1987

Chicago, IL

#11 Jul 14, 2013
Knock off purse seller wrote:
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You become mother of 4 baby monkeys but each monkey had 5 as***ses.
The amount of poop flooded you out of the house.
I wished I had more wishes.
:)

Each time you wish, a star in the sky disappears. so you stopped wishing.

How I wish David Beckham becomes the new 007, and I will become the new Bond Girl.:)
Knock off purse seller

Denver, CO

#12 Jul 14, 2013
andet1987 wrote:
<quoted text>
:)
Each time you wish, a star in the sky disappears. so you stopped wishing.
How I wish David Beckham becomes the new 007, and I will become the new Bond Girl.:)
Beckham takes the role but only his top half appears on film-everything below the waist is missing.

You became the Bond girl but your bottom half fell off! Haha.

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I want my internet speed to be faster.
andet1987

Chicago, IL

#13 Jul 14, 2013
Knock off purse seller wrote:
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Beckham takes the role but only his top half appears on film-everything below the waist is missing.
You became the Bond girl but your bottom half fell off! Haha.
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I want my internet speed to be faster.
:)

yes, your internet became very fast. every time you go into internet, there is thunder and lightning. so you stopped using internet.

I wish I was the Queen of England.
PDX Dave

Portland, OR

#14 Jul 14, 2013
andet1987 wrote:
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I wish I was the Queen of England.
Poof! You are the greatest slam buoyantly swishing drag queen the English Empire has ever seen! "The Queen of England" becomes your nickname worldwide.
PDX Dave

Portland, OR

#15 Jul 14, 2013
That was supposed to be FLAMBOYANTLY, and my wish is:

I wish I could live on a South Pacific island where it was illegal to wear clothing, and for girls to turn down a sexual advance!
Knock off purse seller

Denver, CO

#16 Jul 14, 2013
PDX Dave wrote:
That was supposed to be FLAMBOYANTLY, and my wish is:
I wish I could live on a South Pacific island where it was illegal to wear clothing, and for girls to turn down a sexual advance!
:-)

You got your wish but the island had the castaways from the show Gilligans Island on it. Mrs. Howell took a liking to you and pestered you for sex till you became too ill to want sex anymore-ever.
andet1987

Chicago, IL

#17 Jul 14, 2013
Knock off purse seller wrote:
<quoted text>
:-)
You got your wish but the island had the castaways from the show Gilligans Island on it. Mrs. Howell took a liking to you and pestered you for sex till you became too ill to want sex anymore-ever.
you forgot your wish ?:)
Knock off purse seller

Denver, CO

#18 Jul 14, 2013
andet1987 wrote:
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you forgot your wish ?:)
Ooops, I did :-)

I want a cheaply priced smartphone.
andet1987

Chicago, IL

#19 Jul 14, 2013
Knock off purse seller wrote:
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Ooops, I did :-)
I want a cheaply priced smartphone.
It is cheap so bought it right away. And anything cheap, is not a smartphone.

I wish I have Pamela Anderson's boobs.
smh

Clarksburg, WV

#20 Jul 14, 2013
Knock off purse seller wrote:
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Ooops, I did :-)
I want a cheaply priced smartphone.
You are given a smart phone for free however it is very smart because it actually runs on an advanced artificial intelligence stolen from the government of a hostile nation and you are extradited under international law for possession of said device.

I wish for a new car.
andet1987

Chicago, IL

#21 Jul 14, 2013
smh wrote:
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You are given a smart phone for free however it is very smart because it actually runs on an advanced artificial intelligence stolen from the government of a hostile nation and you are extradited under international law for possession of said device.
I wish for a new car.
You have read that car napping happens if it is a brand new car. so you did not buy a new car.

I wish I am a Miss Nude Universe.

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