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#8280 Oct 7, 2013
Chris - PSL wrote:
<quoted text>Dont be greedy now, send some rainfall this way too. I am just sick and tired of trying to figure out my timer on the sprinkler system. LOL I think its somehow malfunctioning. Not to sure.
Hey Chris, you ever figure out your timer from 5 years ago? You are blond! lol

http://www.topix.com/forum/topstories/T4OM0AE...

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Since: Oct 08

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#8282 Oct 8, 2013
In school one day little Johnny's teacher asked the class to bring in a story to share with the class. So Johnny brings the story of Joana and the whale.

After sharing his story with his classmates the teacher says to Johnny "Johnny that couldn’t happen that way" and Johnny says "Yes it did happen that way". The teacher says to Johnny "The whale's throat is to small for that Johnny".

Johnny finally giving up his argument says "Well when I get to heaven I'll ask Joana about it". The teacher says to Johnny "What if Joana doesn’t make it to Heaven and he goes to the other place?" and Johnny says, "Then you can ask him".

“ON TRAIL W / DONKEY!”

Since: Oct 08

I HAVE BAD JOCK ITCH!

#8283 Oct 8, 2013
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy." He turned to the second Mom. "Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny." He turned to the third Mom. "Your obsession is alcohol. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy." At this point, the fourth mother got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on, Dick, let's go."

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#8284 Oct 8, 2013
Ricky F wrote:
<quoted text>Hey Chris, you ever figure out your timer from 5 years ago? You are blond! lol
http://www.topix.com/forum/topstories/T4OM0AE...
Nope, never did. Hubby came home! lol I no longer have to handle the outside work since he's home. ;)

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#8285 Oct 8, 2013
Ricky F wrote:
<quoted text>Hey Chris, you ever figure out your timer from 5 years ago? You are blond! lol
http://www.topix.com/forum/topstories/T4OM0AE...
You expect me to remember 5 years ago? Geese louise!! lol

j/k If I remember correctly, it wasn't the timer. Had to do with a crack in the pipe underground to the well. Had to call in an irrigation company to come and fix it.

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#8286 Oct 8, 2013
Chris - PSL wrote:
<quoted text>You expect me to remember 5 years ago? Geese louise!! lol
j/k If I remember correctly, it wasn't the timer. Had to do with a crack in the pipe underground to the well. Had to call in an irrigation company to come and fix it.
You have crack in your pipe?!

Geeze that explains EVERYTHING! lol

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#8287 Oct 8, 2013
and what wrote:
Cuz jj faggoat set me up? And what are u jealous cuz ur too much of a prude to do that? I was caught on camera. Embarrassing yes but whatcha gonna do? Jack off probaby pervert if I reaad another word about it I'm gonna go let the missuzz know. Linda we have a p roblem
You have a missuzz?...a real live one and not just one one of the blow up type?...and who said they don't believe in miracles.

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#8288 Oct 10, 2013
Ricky F wrote:
<quoted text>You have crack in your pipe?!
Geeze that explains EVERYTHING! lol
LMAO!! Only you! Ricky, what am I going to do with you???

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#8289 Oct 10, 2013
Chris - PSL wrote:
<quoted text>LMAO!! Only you! Ricky, what am I going to do with you???
You've got to watch out for those crack pipes *cough* I mean cracked pipes. LOL...

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#8290 Oct 11, 2013
lol

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#8291 Oct 11, 2013
USA_1 wrote:
<quoted text>You've got to watch out for those crack pipes *cough* I mean cracked pipes. LOL...
LOL, your going to get in on it too? Geese louise! lol
Have a good weekend USA. Don't work too hard.

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#8292 Oct 11, 2013
Chris - PSL wrote:
<quoted text>LOL, your going to get in on it too? Geese louise! lol
Have a good weekend USA. Don't work too hard.
You're the one who said crack pipe first! Lol

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#8293 Oct 11, 2013
Ricky F wrote:
<quoted text>You're the one who said crack pipe first! Lol
lol

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#8294 Oct 11, 2013
Chris - PSL wrote:
<quoted text>lol
Have a great weekend Chris and USA!

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#8295 Oct 11, 2013
Chris - PSL wrote:
<quoted text>LOL, your going to get in on it too? Geese louise! lol
Have a good weekend USA. Don't work too hard.
My first weekend off in a month!:-D

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#8296 Oct 12, 2013
Chris - PSL wrote:
<quoted text>LMAO!! Only you! Ricky, what am I going to do with you???
Ricky is a welder. He can repair cracks in pipes. Ha-ha

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#8297 Oct 14, 2013
The Ghost Rider of NM wrote:
<quoted text>Ricky is a welder. He can repair cracks in pipes. Ha-ha
Maybe, but I can't fix crack IN pipes lol.

Nor can i fix a blonds trying to smoke cracked pipes lolol

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#8298 Oct 14, 2013
UIDIOTsomalianPirateRACEMAKEWO RLDPEACE wrote:
<quoted text> Not a somalian pirate, you paraniod! You our US War mongers/War investors are really Anti-Americans/immigrants , Anti World, Anti-Peace, Anti-Constitution, Anti-civil Liberties ...
And Land Of US don't belong to U, it belong to NAtive indians Of N.America that you stolen land from and plundered and mass murdered... you the Real Foreigner, you our US war mongering are warring barbarians! U need to be sent home to your garden of hell, land of SATAN is your home War monger animals! ABHAHAHahaaa
Where did you go CHOCOLATE FACE? Did you get a staring role in the new Captain Phillips movie, savage pirate? <¦-o

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#8299 Oct 14, 2013
USA_1 wrote:
<quoted text>Where did you go CHOCOLATE FACE? Did you get a staring role in the new Captain Phillips movie, savage pirate? <¦-o
Hahaha, no he's to frail for that role. Lol

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#8300 Oct 14, 2013
Ricky F wrote:
<quoted text>Hahaha, no he's to frail for that role. Lol
I think he could play one of the bullet catchers on the emergency life dinghy, that the Navy Seals dispatched. Hell, CHOCOLATE FACE could have played one of the khat chewing skinnies in Black Hawk Down. LOL...

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