Did God give you a dry sponge for a brain because He was tired of making brains?I know what i do when eve isnt around...
Did god create eve because he was tired of what adam was doing to himself?
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Sep 10, 2013
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#4
Sep 10, 2013
ha ha :) |
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#5
Sep 14, 2013
Adam chased other animals so Steve was created
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#7
Sep 14, 2013
I kind of always wondered when Adam and Eve were discovering sex (and did God have to coach them along the first time showing them what to do?) I was wondered what Eve's favorite position was. I mean we know it wasn't called "missionary position" start with, what do you suppose they called it? And since they hadn't invented "cowgirls" yet there's another one! Points to ponder.
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#8
Sep 14, 2013
No if that were the reason, then she would be a disembodied fist kind of like "Thing" on The Adams Family. "Ahhhh... thank you Thing!"
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#10
Sep 14, 2013
he he :)
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#12
Sep 15, 2013
No cowgirl means no reverse cowgirl neither. What a bummer. |
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