#22 Jul 3, 2012
I'm totally new to this internet. I only got an email a couple years back. I use my computer to write. That's right - alot of it is stupid stuff, but I have fun and enjoy it.
Funny, I tell folks I'm a writer and they see me do it alot.
But truth be known the only thing I have completed is many titles.
#23 Jul 3, 2012
Yeehaw - look, I made it to a second page.
Now that's some stupid fun for sure.
I have been avoiding news past couple days and watching some seriously stupid comedy. I really like to laugh too.
Got any more jokes. Oh wait there is a topic for that!
#24 Jul 3, 2012
Saw this comedian and he said he was wrapping his Christmas gifts and pleased to have it done earlier than his usual.
Then the day comes to go and hand deliver all the gifts and saw the paper he chose to use was actually Birthday paper.
So he had to write Happy Birthday Jesus on them all.
Now isn't this more fun than talking politics, religion, sexual preferences and the like.
I think so, but whatdoIknow?
#25 Jul 3, 2012
Gotta go night night and drop the yolks to kneed the dough and warm the oven slow.
I looky tomorrow.
Sweet dreams Trish.
May world peace come soon.
#26 Jul 3, 2012
Before I knew you came back I came up with a great silly idea.
Come back another time and check it out and remember it will be on page two.
LOL - like I expect it to start getting populated or something.
Kinda surprised nobody is biting the stupid fun post, but pleased you did.
#27 Jul 3, 2012
Didn't mean to call you a nobody!
I knew there must have been some reason you came to this topic.
#28 Jul 5, 2012
Just saw a topic on Pet Peeves.
Patricia's Pet Peeve is peeing without paper,
particularly in public places.
Some time ago my roommate Michael (6'/220lbs) and I went to the store in need of a new toilet seat.
We were amazed at the selection.
Wow - soft bottoms, plastic, wood and this is not a one size fits all selection. I just couldn't believe he chose the small bottom!
Bathroom signs are cute.
Be an adult,
Not a kid.
Hit the toilet,
not the lid.
Why, did he buy the small bottom seat?
Kind of crappy post and speaking of which,
I decided to go outta town to celebrate the Fourth in a bigger city. I had to run home this morning because I forgot to put out a litter box for cat.
Nice fireworks in a city of 17,000 instead of this one with 1,500 residents.
#29 Jul 5, 2012
Barking Buck - I am laughing remembering your joke in the "A Joke" topic. Teehee! Can't believe that same fella started another "A Joke" topic? Guess he couldn't find the other one.
You mentioned Christmas. I am really new to this tiny little city, but I've clowned around enough for them to have appreciated my little adventure on the eve before. I'm running around telling folks and they think I am telling a familiar story until they hear the twisted mind for which it came.
I was sitting reading a book - all was quite - not even a mouse to amuse the cat. Then I heard a clatter. Thought nothing of it, until I heard it again. I jumped up to see what was the matter.
The sound was coming from the roof, so I looked.
Oh my gosh, this big fat fella wearing red running back and forth. I asked what he thought he was doing. He started calling me a whore, over and over. "Whore, whore, whore!"
I was disgusted until I realized it was just his accent. He was disgusted he couldn't find the chimney to drop off my toys.
When I opened the toys I wondered if I had only just assumed it was an accent!
#30 Jul 5, 2012
Here is something stupid I thought would be fun.
I was entertaining some guests and I lived on the second floor with a balcony. While I was out there I saw a mouse and decided to let him in, just to freak out my guests and give the cat something to play with (she was feeling neglected). Well I did get the reaction I was hoping for and of course the cat responded well.
Until the dang mouse got itself caught up behind the radiator. I was afraid it would cook and really ruin my party.
Never have I invited a mouse to the house again.
I warned ya'll - just a bit of stupid fun to escape reality for a moment or two. Guess I could have posted this under the "is this weird" topic!
#31 Jul 5, 2012
Jeff Foxworthy (is that right) and his redneck jokes. Now that is some stupid fun!
#32 Jul 5, 2012
I could have put this under "A Joke", but since I didn't know it was one at the start.
I was working in Human Resources and the director went on vacation so I was running the office. One of the young women came in and asked to speak. She actually wanted to close the door and I immediately wondered what could be so serious to do that.
"Trish" she said. "Would you consider it sexual harassment if a man says your hair smell pretty?"
Unable to hide my disgust, I roll my eyes and tell her how ridiculous this whole sexual thing has gotten outta hand and how I think the workplace has become dull without a bit of it.
She said she appreciated my point of view, but had just one more question for me.
"Would it matter if he were a midget?"
I fired her on the spot. Hmm, jokes on you. Teehee!
#33 Jul 8, 2012
The Barking Buck,
Came here thinking I had already had my fill of stupid fun, but loved the subject matter so bluntly put out there.
Is this chick alright?
For sure a private party!
Anyone invited or just you few?
Ms. Trish, where did you go?
First page didn't resemble stupid fun, but some of these did.
A bit lame, but perhaps you are holding back.
Come on girlfriend, let's see what you got?
Call this man BB?
Your own damned fault he hasn't come back ya know!
Are you coming back?
#34 Jul 8, 2012
This was one I knew would be stupid fun, but then there was no more. You are a bit of a tease aren't ya?
Come on, share with me what Jeff would do!
#35 Jul 8, 2012
Better step it up!
This is just stupid.
Girl got personality tho.
Yep, multiple it appears.
Where are thse judgits when you want?
#36 Jul 8, 2012
Can I get some water, I'm parched.
#37 Jul 8, 2012
What the heck?
That's funny and stupid too for sure.
Here tree, is that enough!
Think trish went on holiday!
#38 Jul 8, 2012
Some God came to the tree's rescue on this stupid topix. yep funny.
Kinda stupid too!
#39 Jul 10, 2012
Now that was some stupid fun!
I love to drop them Church topics down a topix or two.
Sorry Curtis - wrong fella!
I am laughing now.
#40 Jul 10, 2012
Hope it is raining where you're at A tree. Are you THEE tree?
Here, just in case. How much water do you require? How many rings in your trunk.
Ain't nothing wrong with a bit of stupid fun ever now and then - is there. Be honest!
“Just a lil' humor there.....”
Since: Sep 12
OR NOT .... <[;-)
#52 Sep 21, 2012
Ahhh, the earliest days at Topix. Stupid fun indeed.
Never had intended on using this expensive computer as my new toy, but here I am doing just that. Don't do text, facebook or tweet, but Topix is the kind of stupid fun I'm talking about.
Looks like they lifted the A Joke thread.
My stalker has gone away. Now they just think I am everyone else they don't like. LOL
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