Could sex be a real religion?

Could sex be a real religion?

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Thorson

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#1 Oct 7, 2013
I don't mean the simple act of having sex, I mean elevating it to where sex is the way in which we worship the IDEAL of sex. We would have a raised dais upon which we would lay a naked woman who would be a virgin willing to let that first blood be her sacrifice. She would be nude so all could gaze upon her young beauty, on knees and elbows with legs open. And then lubricated, after chanting the holy script, she would be broken with the golden phallus of first penetration. Her sudden cry of pain, and her sobbing as the holy thrusting continued with the large anatomically correct, gold-plated instrument of her submission, those sounds and tears would feed the great God who would be named ScrewBangs and all would fear that name. Afterword the holy non-virgin would retire to chambers for being ministered to by the elder women after her ordeal. While out in the sanctuary a great orgy supplication and worship what ensue!
dad of 3

Portland, OR

#2 Oct 7, 2013
Will now that's one of the more original posts I've seen on this website since I've been here! I absolutely love it, maybe we could round up all the virgins the Muslims are looking forward to getting with and use them in these rituals LoL!
PDX Dave

Portland, OR

#3 Jan 12, 2014
Wow, wild stuff – I sure hope "doctor reality" (no capital letters on purpose) never gets a hold of this one! And BTW a good reason to be careful what you post, they live forever on the servers of topix! LOL

Since: Jan 14

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#4 Jan 12, 2014
Since this group is just at the beginning before we turn it into religion, I would suggest making new titles for this religion. Like top one could be The High Masturbator ( person responsible at sunday mass to spray people around with their holy jizz. Then next to him should be his right hand as rally his Right hand Masturbator Helper, his role is to warm up The High Masturbator either orally or with his right hand ( hence the name). May I suggest myself as first The high masturbator, there can be more The High Masturbators who covers area where we live....There can be only one though...we need new ranks and titles too, this one should be highest In my opinion.

Since: Jan 13

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#5 Jan 12, 2014
Interesting concept. Taking the sex part alone out of sex magic/worship. Many cults/religions have used sex as part of their rituals or for power. There have been gods/goddesses of sex, love/lust/fertility in pretty much every culture throughout history.
K... sign me up
PDX Dave

Portland, OR

#6 Jan 12, 2014
LMFAO – the High Masturbator!– I can only imagine what the pulpit would look like that he would stand behind, and as his sermon got heated and he brought his fist down on its bulbous mushroom top for emphasis, geysers of the pearlescent Holy Jizz would shoot up out of it, splattering down upon the congregation, and thus let them be anointed with its pungent beauty – LOL
andet1987

Chicago, IL

#8 Jan 12, 2014
if you did open this thread, i would not have known that there are parts of the world that worship male genital organs.

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