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LEE ann

Beacon Falls, CT

#147 Apr 1, 2010
legalize Industrial Hemp wrote:
<quoted text>
That caused many a shrivel and cringe.
Really.. I TOLD MY HUSBAND THAT AT LUNCH.. he did not find it to be the right time....I am not very nice am I?????? LOL.
LEE ann

Beacon Falls, CT

#148 Apr 1, 2010
Azara wrote:
Nice thread.
I'll come up with something later.
oH FOR SURE, JOIN US.. LOTS OF FUN.. know one fights, we just laugh.

“Hemp for building materials”

Since: Sep 08

Hampstead

#149 Apr 2, 2010
LEE ann wrote:
<quoted text>Really.. I TOLD MY HUSBAND THAT AT LUNCH.. he did not find it to be the right time....I am not very nice am I?????? LOL.
I think I read it during MY lunch.
Blech! ll
LEE ann

Beacon Falls, CT

#150 Apr 2, 2010
THANKS each of you for all the great jokes... First forum where we had,nt had a jerk.. but now i want to take time to share an EASTER BLESSING with you; please join me on this forum...http://www.topix.com/f orum/blogs/TQJ9NFF3FHT0ADTTR
LEE ann

Beacon Falls, CT

#151 Apr 2, 2010
LEE ann

Beacon Falls, CT

#152 Apr 2, 2010
http://www.topix.com/forum/blogs/TP0SN8NKLB17... LIKE THIS ONE EVEN BETTER.. HAPPY EASTER.
LEE ann

Beacon Falls, CT

#153 Apr 2, 2010
POST 152 IS A OPPS... LET ME TRY THIS AGAIN..........http://myunique lifespace.spaces.live.com/blog /cns!3D28BACBD4BDF253!6973.ent ry

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#155 Apr 2, 2010
LEE ann wrote:
http://www.topix.com/forum/blo gs/TP0SN8NKLB17Q96J5/p8#lastPo st..........I LIKE THIS ONE EVEN BETTER.. HAPPY EASTER.
Happy Easter to you too!

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#156 Apr 2, 2010
LEE ann wrote:
THANKS each of you for all the great jokes... First forum where we had,nt had a jerk.. but now i want to take time to share an EASTER BLESSING with you; please join me on this forum...http://www.topix.com/f orum/blogs/TQJ9NFF3FHT0ADTTR
You should come to the Ask Me A Trivia Question-2 thread and the Lyrics thread. They are very friendly, maybe 1 jerk a week. Not so bad. We don't reply and they don't come back.

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#157 Apr 2, 2010
Q. What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?

A. A receding hareline.

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#158 Apr 2, 2010
Mike

Dublin, CA

#159 Apr 2, 2010
Gracious wrote:
continued:
- AT&T: Oh no, sir, I didn't mean we'd be paying you. You pay us 10 cents a minute.
- Me: Wait a minute here!!! Didn't you say you'd give me 10 cents a minute? Are you sure this is AT&T?
- AT&T: Well, yes this is AT&T sir but......
- Me: But nothing, how do you figure that by saying that you'll give me 10 cents a minute that I'll give you 10 cents a minute? Is this some kind of subliminal telemarketing scheme? I've read about things like this in the Enquirer, you know. Don't use your alien brainwashing techniques on me.
- AT&T: No sir, we are offering 10 cents a minute for.....
- Me: THERE YOU GO AGAIN! Can I speak to a supervisor please!
- AT&T: Sir, I don't think that is necessary.
- Me: Sure! You say that now! What happens later?
- AT&T: What?
- Me: I insist on speaking to a supervisor!
- AT&T: Yes Mr. Byron. Please hold.
So now AT&T has me on hold and my supper is getting cold. I begin to eat while I'm waiting for a supervisor. After a wait of a few minutes and while I have a mouth full of food:
- Supervisor: Mr. Byron?
- Me: Yeth?
- Supervisor: I understand you are not quite understanding our 10 cents a minute program.
- Me: Id thish Ath Teeth & Teeth?
- Supervisor: Yes sir, it sure is.
I had to swallow before I choked on my food. It was all I could do to suppress my laughter and I had to be careful not to produce a snort.
- Me: No, actually, I was just waiting for someone to get back to me so that I could sign up for the plan.
- Supervisor: OK, no problem, I'll transfer you back to the person who was helping you.
- Me: Thank you.
I was on hold once again and managed a few more mouthfuls. I needed to end this conversation. Suddenly, there was an aggravated but polite voice at the other end of the phone.
- AT&T: Hello Mr. Byron, I understand that you are interested in signing up for our plan?
- Me: Do you have that friends and family thing because you can never have enough friends and I'm an only child and I'd really like to have a little brother...
- AT&T:(click)
Lol!
LEE ann

Enfield, CT

#160 Apr 6, 2010
Hi everyone.. I can not think of anything funny, but just wanted to say hi.. IF you can think of a joke, funny story or a funny movie... SHARE. YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO LAUGH every day for one hour... I already did, for about 5 mins.... got a way to go...
LEE ann

Enfield, CT

#161 Apr 8, 2010
ok.. I HAVE SOMETHING FUN that I AM going to try to link you on too. be back...
LEE ann

Enfield, CT

#162 Apr 8, 2010
LEE ann

Waterbury, CT

#163 Apr 14, 2010
&fe ature=related....... this is cute.
LEE ann

Waterbury, CT

#164 Apr 14, 2010
okay..... so sorry.. wrong one.... opps... this is funny but do not try it.....sort off gross.. sorry. really red face here.

Since: Jun 14

Karlstad, Sweden

#165 Jun 28, 2014
chat words misconstrued - I once (OK, more than once) meant to say “KK” to agree to something, but accidentally hit the key a third time. My Black friend was not amused. gagimedia.com/internet-teen-chat-lingo-words/

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