does milk give you gas
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Since: Jul 07

San Antonio, Texas

#58 Mar 2, 2008
My husband is a farting machine.
Mysterious one

United States

#59 Mar 2, 2008
eigenvalue wrote:
My husband is a farting machine.
I make very realistic farting sounds with my hands!

Since: Jul 07

San Antonio, Texas

#60 Mar 2, 2008
Mysterious one wrote:
<quoted text>I make very realistic farting sounds with my hands!
I've never figured out how people can do that with their armpits.

Andersonville, GA

#62 Mar 2, 2008
Iam the farting King.

Niles, OH

#63 Mar 30, 2008
Mysterious one wrote:
<quoted text>24 years ago I began to eat yogurt.The gloucose is broken down by the bacterial culturein yogurt.I agree about that nasty stuff in milk.Thanks but I have plenty of cookies here.Also other treats.Funny how I have a strong stomach,I can eat lunch and immediately go on an amusement ride.Others with no lactose intolerence,vomit.I can mix any food together as long as its diary free.
Are you saying yogurt doesn't give you gas? It does me, like all of the dairy products. What brand is your yogurt?

Kent, WA

#64 Mar 30, 2008

Since: Jan 08

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#65 Mar 30, 2008
Why the hell did this get bumped?

Ashburn, VA

#66 Mar 30, 2008
Lucy Ricardo wrote:
My husband drinks lots of milk and yes, he does get gas. That's when I come and write on Topix.
Just kidding.
Does his gas give you the ba-baloo's (blues)?

Since: Dec 07

United States

#67 Jun 16, 2008
dink wrote:
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That explains a lot. Hypoxia.
or in your case, dinkpoxia

Debary, FL

#68 Sep 11, 2012
I just sharted...

The Gloop

Since: Sep 08


#69 Sep 11, 2012
jagoff wrote:
I just sharted...

“Winchester Model 1894”

Since: Apr 07

Roy, Washington

#70 Sep 11, 2012
NO! it doesn't I poured a gallon of milk in my tank and never made it out of the driveway.

Piedmont, OK

#71 Sep 11, 2012
sure gives me gas.

Franklin, PA

#73 Jan 7, 2013
mama of 2 wrote:
Everything gives me gas, even water. Chewing gum even does it for me! I'm musical at both ends.
Hahahahhahah! I love this!!!!!

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