Keep your home 'babyproof' !

Keep your home 'babyproof' !

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Doctor REALITY

Conway, AR

#1 Feb 4, 2014
Don't get mad at a little child because they broke something, or got hurt, messin' with something that never should have been within their reach. AS THE ADULT, it is YOUR RESPONSIBILTY to use the BRAIN THAT GOD GAVE YOU and keep harm from the babies way !!! UNDERSTAND ?!! Only DUMB STUPID IGNORANT COWARDS hurt little children for getting into something that never should have been where they could get to it !! YOU GOT THAT??!! You wanna' hit someone because you're mad at a baby??!! HIT ME !!! I'LL KNOCK YOUR LIGHTS OUT COLD !!! Just keepin' it R-E-A-L.
Cisco Kid

Sonora, CA

#3 Feb 5, 2014
My home is definately baby proof.
I had a vasectomy.
PDX Dave

Portland, OR

#5 Feb 5, 2014
My house is completely baby proof – wife had her tubes clamped and I got a vasectomy, and I have the doors so that no babies can ever get in the house that way! Completely baby proof.
Cisco Kid

Sonora, CA

#6 Feb 5, 2014
PDX Dave wrote:
My house is completely baby proof – wife had her tubes clamped and I got a vasectomy, and I have the doors so that no babies can ever get in the house that way! Completely baby proof.
There you go man.
Protected from invasion by the drape apes.
Doctor REALITY

United States

#7 Feb 5, 2014
PDX Dave wrote:
My house is completely baby proof – wife had her tubes clamped and I got a vasectomy, and I have the doors so that no babies can ever get in the house that way! Completely baby proof.
Viagra wasn't working, huh??
andet1987

Chicago, IL

#8 Feb 5, 2014
Doctor REALITY wrote:
<quoted text>Viagra wasn't working, huh??
no Viagra needed for you. all you do is, think of chicks with d****icks. that's the one that works for you.
PDX Dave

Portland, OR

#9 Feb 6, 2014
LOLing, DR seems like a sad little 'man' who was raised by a Church Lady type mother, very strict who pulled his little pants down and spanked his bottom bright red for the slightest imagined infractions... and oh, woe betide him if she even suspected he was touching himself in an impure manner! She probably was also adept at the abusive (and potentially dangerous)'washing his mouth out with soap' and making him read his Bible for punishment. That poor guy. Let's not blame him too badly, he deserves our pity. Now just watch and see how he gives me bad judgits and goes railing against me with Scripture, as if it were an implement to bash me over the head with!
Doctor REALITY

Little Rock, AR

#10 Feb 6, 2014
PDX Dave wrote:
LOLing, DR seems like a sad little 'man' who was raised by a Church Lady type mother, very strict who pulled his little pants down and spanked his bottom bright red for the slightest imagined infractions... and oh, woe betide him if she even suspected he was touching himself in an impure manner! She probably was also adept at the abusive (and potentially dangerous)'washing his mouth out with soap' and making him read his Bible for punishment. That poor guy. Let's not blame him too badly, he deserves our pity. Now just watch and see how he gives me bad judgits and goes railing against me with Scripture, as if it were an implement to bash me over the head with!
You are of your father, the devil!
PDX Dave

Portland, OR

#11 Feb 6, 2014
I love kids! Seared on the outside but succulent on the inside, with some barbecue sauce. With a side of fava beans… and a nice chianti
Doctor REALITY

Little Rock, AR

#12 Feb 6, 2014
PDX Dave wrote:
I love kids! Seared on the outside but succulent on the inside, with some barbecue sauce. With a side of fava beans… and a nice chianti
You're going to HELL, you wicked dog of Beelzebub!!
Cisco Kid

Sonora, CA

#13 Feb 6, 2014
PDX Dave wrote:
LOLing, DR seems like a sad little 'man' who was raised by a Church Lady type mother, very strict who pulled his little pants down and spanked his bottom bright red for the slightest imagined infractions... and oh, woe betide him if she even suspected he was touching himself in an impure manner! She probably was also adept at the abusive (and potentially dangerous)'washing his mouth out with soap' and making him read his Bible for punishment. That poor guy. Let's not blame him too badly, he deserves our pity. Now just watch and see how he gives me bad judgits and goes railing against me with Scripture, as if it were an implement to bash me over the head with!
She probably forced him to tuck his shirt into his pants with a ruler so he wouldn't 'touch himself' improperly.

Scarred for LIFE!
all in the family

Homestead, PA

#15 Feb 7, 2014
our house is baby proof also me and my sister engage in oral sex. she loves that baby gravy squirted all over her face and I love licking her beaver
Doctor REALITY

North Little Rock, AR

#16 Feb 8, 2014
Don't blame your child for getting their hands on something that could hurt them just because you were STOOPID enough to allow them to get to it. 4 REAL.
Knock off purse seller

Denver, CO

#18 Feb 8, 2014
Sybian Princess wrote:
<quoted text>
LOL that's a surefire remedy alright! I don't care for the facials (esp if he gets it in my hair) and while I do gulp furiously to keep up with it when I have to, since I lost my gag reflex in high school I love to lay on my back with my head down over the edge of the mattress hanging, that makes it just the right angle for him to go deep in directly – it is such a great weird feeling when he basically is shafting my throat! I just wish there was a way to breathe while he was doing it, LOL. But I'm pretty good at holding my breath (learned that also in high school doing BJ underwater in the pool) and he loves to look down and watch the bulge in my throat which the end of his weenis is making as he strokes me slowly. The advantage is that when he lets loose with the jizzum flood it goes directly down to my tummy, and I don't have to taste it! 8-)
PDX Dave, dad of 3, and every other name you use:

Every time you talk this way I want to puke. You're sick and need help.

Dumb troll.
Nordy Pas

France

#19 Feb 8, 2014
ejit wrote:
<quoted text>if a baby is in it's walker and pushes around, it should be watched.
also if you take the job of babysitting it, you should teach it the difference between yes and no.
if it reaches for something it is not supposed to have, say NO in a loud voice.
believe me that will get it's attention.
then when it reaches for it, smack the little hand (not hard) firmly.
this is an unpleasant experience, but it teaches them no.
then if you want to turn your back to get a bottle or something, get the
object that you are practicing with out of the baby's reach.
continue with the lesson when you can focus your whole attention on the baby.
These sorry drugged out chit heads dont have time to train babies and toddlers to know yes, no, right, no, or colors either.
They cant even take care of themselves, let along a little baby.
farmer

Chicago, IL

#20 Feb 10, 2014
Nordy Pas wrote:
<quoted text>These sorry drugged out chit heads dont have time to train babies and toddlers to know yes, no, right, no, or colors either.
They cant even take care of themselves, let along a little baby.
aint that the truth?!

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