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#192136 Jun 19, 2013
Chaumette wrote:
What two countries sandwich the dead sea?
One is Israel for sure and.....I'll guess Jordan ?

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#192137 Jun 19, 2013
Chaumette wrote:
What continent's macro zamia tree lives for 7,000 years?
Sounds like an Aussie tree ?

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#192138 Jun 19, 2013
Chaumette wrote:
Who has accumulated the most UK and US top ten albums and grossed most income from foreign touring?
Guessing Stones

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#192139 Jun 19, 2013
Chaumette wrote:
What weather phenomenon is measured by the Beaufort scale?
Wind

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#192140 Jun 19, 2013
Joe Fryday wrote:
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2 rights don't make a wrong.::))
You're right Joe. Sorry I came across as nit-picky.=)

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#192141 Jun 19, 2013
Guinness Drinker wrote:
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Clemente
Correct.

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#192142 Jun 19, 2013
x-pitcher wrote:
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I did a posting on groups of things way back and I believe for frogs it is Army.
How about a group of crows ?
Corretemento!

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#192143 Jun 19, 2013
x-pitcher wrote:
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Between the hare and greyhound, I'll go with the greyhound ( on the side of a bus ) Lol
Believe it or not a hare is the fastest. Haha, on the bus.=)

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#192144 Jun 19, 2013
x-pitcher wrote:
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Vicious mammal.
LOL! Actually the correct answer would be a marsupial.

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#192145 Jun 19, 2013
x-pitcher wrote:
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One is Israel for sure and.....I'll guess Jordan ?
Yup!

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#192146 Jun 19, 2013
x-pitcher wrote:
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At one time it was a model of a TV !
Really, it's a star like body in the sky ?
Really, a TV? Never heard of that model. Your second answer was close. A quasar is an extragalactic object, starlike in appearance and having spectra with characteristically large redshifts, that are thought to be the most distant and most luminous objects in the universe.:-P

And I do believe the rest of your answers are correct, X-Man.

G'nite all.
Joe Fryday

Palm Harbor, FL

#192147 Jun 20, 2013
Chaumette wrote:
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You're right Joe. Sorry I came across as nit-picky.=)
You are a terrific addition to this club. Great questions.
Joe Fryday

Palm Harbor, FL

#192148 Jun 20, 2013
Joesphine asked me today, "Why do cows wear bells?" Might more accurately be "why did..."

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#192149 Jun 20, 2013
Joe Fryday wrote:
Joesphine asked me today, "Why do cows wear bells?" Might more accurately be "why did..."
Hehe! Thanks Joe. You're a real trooper. I have something for you guys, non-trivia. My mother sent this to me. I got to the last sentence, and, well, you see what my mom thinks of me.:(

"MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU"

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital
Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.

If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.

This coming week is National Mental Health Care week. You can do your part by remembering to contact at least one unstable person to show you care.

Well, my job is done ....Your turn
Joe Fryday

Palm Harbor, FL

#192151 Jun 20, 2013
Chaumette wrote:
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Hehe! Thanks Joe. You're a real trooper. I have something for you guys, non-trivia. My mother sent this to me. I got to the last sentence, and, well, you see what my mom thinks of me.:(
"MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU"
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital
Please select from the following options menu:
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.
If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.
If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.
If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.
If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.
This coming week is National Mental Health Care week. You can do your part by remembering to contact at least one unstable person to show you care.
Well, my job is done ....Your turn
That right there's a good one, right there.

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#192152 Jun 20, 2013
Joe Fryday wrote:
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That right there's a good one, right there.
where? what did I miss ? Where, Joe, where ?

Gold star ?
Joe Fryday

Palm Harbor, FL

#192153 Jun 21, 2013
x-pitcher wrote:
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where? what did I miss ? Where, Joe, where ?
Gold star ?
Are you tryna' slip me a poniard ? Of course, the writer gets a GOLD STAR !!

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#192155 Jun 21, 2013
Joe Fryday wrote:
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Are you tryna' slip me a poniard ? Of course, the writer gets a GOLD STAR !!
Cat burglar !

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#192156 Jun 22, 2013
Joe, are you stuck in a fen ?
Joe Fryday

Palm Harbor, FL

#192157 Jun 22, 2013
x-pitcher wrote:
Joe, are you stuck in a fen ?
No, no. Sorry. I said I'm stuck in my effort to get some marshmellows and I ran outa ink after "marsh".

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