How many bowel movements do you have a day?

[Buncho crap]

what about it? If not daily then how often?

[HIIslander]

Not sure why I am participating in this but what the heck.

Not daily. Two times a week if I am lucky

[HIIslander]

Touching? Yikes.

[Im pretty regular]

once a day,sometimes twice if I eat way too much.

[dmbywxoekqa]

Well, not as much as I should apparently, as everyone on these discussion threads keeps telling me I'm full of shit.

[HIIslander]

Im pretty regular wrote:

once a day,sometimes twice if I eat way too much.

Lucky.

[HIIslander]

I think this should have been a pole.

[Mysterious one]

I have IBS,so irregularity is the norm for me.Once every 2-3 days,then the opposite occurs.Makes me feel like crap.

[lowell]

HIIslander wrote:

Not sure why I am participating in this but what the heck.
Not daily. Two times a week if I am lucky

Holy Cr*P.....you might consider a stick of dyanmite to get things moving!!

[lowell]

dmbywxoekqa wrote:

Well, not as much as I should apparently, as everyone on these discussion threads keeps telling me I'm full of shit.

LMAO
There's nothing like having a good sh*t for yourself!!

[Saranacotter]

HIIslander wrote:

I think this should have been a pole.

I sure hope you meant poll not pole.

[Saranacotter]

lowell wrote:

<quoted text>Holy Cr*P.....you might consider a stick of dyanmite to get things moving!!

too late, I think the patient died.

[Fish]

HIIslander wrote:

I think this should have been a pole.

Heh-heh-heh, you said "pole."

[Mysterious one]

I don't eat sausage.I was eating breakfast with some freinds,I saw sausage on his plate.I said "That looks like something I flushed down the toilet".

[Serious stuff]

Doctor Oz has a whole series of information on this topic. Most diseases are bowel related. Uh! Anyhow- maybe be a racial thing- there seem to be a lot of threads about race. Do bowel movements of all races have the same contents or is one special? So I thought it's as good as those other topics. May be a topic about jobs being scarce causing intestinal problems or bowel movements might just be the real reason BEHIND the housing crisis. Do the Clintons expect us to believe the money they reported is their only money- bowel movements!

[Flower-Child]

lowell wrote:

<quoted text>Holy Cr*P.....you might consider a stick of dyanmite to get things moving!!

LOLOL!

[HIIslander]

Saranacotter wrote:

<quoted text>I sure hope you meant poll not pole.

My brain is degrading, too.

Butt, a pole could help things get moving. Gently.

[HIIslander]

Mysterious one wrote:

I have IBS,so irregularity is the norm for me.Once every 2-3 days,then the opposite occurs.Makes me feel like crap.

We are the outcasts here, buddy--backed up to our esophagus.

Do you get jealous every time you hear/ see that someone can go once a day?

[lowell]

This has been quite the topic here all about SH*T. I have never laughed so hard!! Now I must go to the bathroom, for my peristalisis has been stimulated. Thanks everyone!!

[Mysterious one]

HIIslander wrote:

<quoted text>
We are the outcasts here, buddy--backed up to our esophagus.
Do you get jealous every time you hear/ see that someone can go once a day?

Yes I do!I get hungry,yet no room for more.Going out for a day trip can be bad if I eat.I may be in for a gastro-intestinal adventure.LOL.