First of all, that may be the most ridiculous misuse of the word ironic I've ever seen.<quoted text>Perhaps IMHO, I know a loyal servant of the State like you won't see it that way. Ironically, I bet you support gay marriage like your good pal Catcher does. <¦-o
Second ... you seem a tad obsessed with gays, bob - may I call you bob?
You strike me as a bob kinda guy. Not a bad bob, mind you, although you could be his brother sad [sad=sorry: a sad attempt] bob. You're really kind of a bob low brow, shall we say - although the possibility you live in the first state admitted to the union that was once an independent country isn't outside the realm of possibility.
Anywho ... that obsession with gays of yours doesn't lend itself to a discussion with an adult. I mean, I've known kids in their early adolescence who use it as an epithet for things and people they don't like, although the ones being properly raised soon learn how childish that is. The way you apply it to Catcher and your fellow idiot comes across that way - the improperly raised way - at least to me.
Third, that 'loyal servant of the state' stuff is about as pathetic a line as ... well, your misuse of ironic. There's no reason for you to have puked that back at me except for the fact that, well, you heard somebody you think is smart say it once and thought you'd try it out.
It's not working for you, pal.