Whoever they send will carry that particular essence home to their significant other...probably linger for days.<quoted text>
I love it. I'll have to keep a pack of smokes on hand. Anyone that comes to visit from the government will be interviewing a smokestack in a closed office, and since I'm a dumb Tea Party type, I'll have a lot of questions.
Heck, if they set up an appointment time, I can eat a bunch of Slim Jims, hard boiled eggs, broccoli, onions and a few beers before they get here.
Sounds like a plan...the next one will put off the visit until it's no longer feasible, and pass it on to their successor if possible in the meantime...for years...