If you find either emasculation or dishonesty appropriate, more power to you.<quoted text>
I can only suggest dismounting from that high perch of yers, and try shedding some of the stuffiness. Hey jes' lookin' out for you, your Worship.
Takes all kinds to make a world, and you can take me off the perch you've apparently placed me on, at any time.
Not a fan of heights, thanks.