anyway to see if my mom wants to jerk...

anyway to see if my mom wants to jerk me off/ best way to convince her to?

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Since: Jun 11

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#1 Jun 7, 2011
i really want my mom to jerk me off, but i dont want her to say no, and it b all awkward forever...

“First it steals your mind..”

Since: Jun 11

..and then it steals your soul

#2 Jun 7, 2011
playaman wrote:
i really want my mom to jerk me off, but i dont want her to say no, and it b all awkward forever...
Well err.. that's very Fraudian of you

I know! Play a game of monopoly with her, then cluedo, then snakes and ladders, until you get her to do spin the bottle!

Lol dude you need help
Ehh

Hempstead, NY

#3 Nov 17, 2011
you are sick.

“Winchester Model 1894”

Since: Apr 07

Roy, Washington

#4 Nov 17, 2011
I think it would be more fitting if a 300# NFL linebacker jerked you off, and I literaly mean "OFF!". That should cure your twisted thoughts.

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