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2014 :: NEXT End Time Prophecy READY______

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Marietta, GA

#1 Feb 4, 2014
Portland Dave

Portland, OR

#2 Feb 4, 2014
Nope, won't happen. I know because the last time that the Kalinites took me aboard one of their ships, they asked if I had any requests and I said yes, but I wanted to see the future. They took me forward to the year 2097 just so I could look around (on their viewer screen of course – no way they'd let me interact with the descendents of current day humans) and so anyway, I know that any end time prophecies between now and then are bogus. And no, I can't share any of the secrets of knowledge I gained – if I did that they would trigger the chip they implanted in my brain, which was a requirement for them showing the future. If I divulge anything they will activate the chip and wipe out the memories of my entire life. Sorry! I guess you guys will all have to just lived through the linear timestream, until we get there.

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