Alcohol and breathalyzer results?

Alcohol and breathalyzer results?

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PDX Dave

Portland, OR

#1 Jan 4, 2014
If you ingest alcohol through other than drinking, like "pouring it in" anally or vaginally, will it show up on a breathalyzer? I know it won't smell on your breath, even though it gets you intoxicated much faster than drinking! It's the reason guys who are too young to drink do the anal saying, and underage girls will soak a tampon in vodka, and then insert it. It's absorbed directly into the bloodstream, etc. So does anyone know the answer to this breathalyzer question?
andet1987

Chicago, IL

#2 Jan 4, 2014
wow, first time I hear alcohol can be taken ana***lly or vagi***nally.
this is just one proof that gays' anu***ses are not just for exit, but also serves as entrance.

Since: Apr 13

Scappoose, Oregon USA

#3 Jan 4, 2014
andet1987 wrote:
wow, first time I hear alcohol can be taken ana***lly or vagi***nally.
this is just one proof that gays' anu***ses are not just for exit, but also serves as entrance.
Hey it's not (only) gays I think he's talking about [I'm fairly sure he's not] but yeah in HS us girls knew that, the tampon trick that is. Pulled that one myself a few times, but I never had it poured into me, LOL, and since guys don't have vajajay's well that sort of only leaves them one other way to do this. And since you can't really use the tampon trick on your back door – at least I shudder to think about it – I can see them using a turkey baster or something with a REALLY good buddy working it, LOLing at the mental image. But yeah, you can get a buzz at school and if some teacher suspected something and told you to let them smell your breath, there was no telltale aroma. And that's a fack, Jack!
udiotRaceMAKEWOR LDPEACE

United States

#4 Jan 4, 2014
Jenji wrote:
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Hey it's not (only) gays I think he's talking about [I'm fairly sure he's not] but yeah in HS us girls knew that, the tampon trick that is. Pulled that one myself a few times, but I never had it poured into me, LOL, and since guys don't have vajajay's well that sort of only leaves them one other way to do this. And since you can't really use the tampon trick on your back door – at least I shudder to think about it – I can see them using a turkey baster or something with a REALLY good buddy working it, LOLing at the mental image. But yeah, you can get a buzz at school and if some teacher suspected something and told you to let them smell your breath, there was no telltale aroma. And that's a fack, Jack!
Please you to overly graphic and disgusting on topix can you withhold your tongue! Are you into hedonism? Bahahhaaa
andet1987

Chicago, IL

#5 Jan 4, 2014
Jenji wrote:
<quoted text>
Hey it's not (only) gays I think he's talking about [I'm fairly sure he's not] but yeah in HS us girls knew that, the tampon trick that is. Pulled that one myself a few times, but I never had it poured into me, LOL, and since guys don't have vajajay's well that sort of only leaves them one other way to do this. And since you can't really use the tampon trick on your back door – at least I shudder to think about it – I can see them using a turkey baster or something with a REALLY good buddy working it, LOLing at the mental image. But yeah, you can get a buzz at school and if some teacher suspected something and told you to let them smell your breath, there was no telltale aroma. And that's a fack, Jack!
turkey basting looks like a big syringe in nursing.:) have a nice one Jenji.

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