Have you ever MASTURBATED .........

Have you ever MASTURBATED .........

Created by Mikey on Nov 24, 2007

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at school

in church

in a car going to work

in class

on a plane

at a ball game

while working in a resturant

on your roommate's bed

with a voyuer watching

watching someone do your girl

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Since: Aug 07

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#2 Nov 24, 2007
andet1987 wrote:
"in front of computer" is number one
You're probably doing it right now hu?
TB Chief

Decatur, IL

#3 Nov 24, 2007
Where is "all the above" answer? I don't think in front of your computer is even on there is it? There should be alot more options on there than that. Someone real creative can masterbate just about anywhere.
TB Chief

Decatur, IL

#4 Nov 24, 2007
Scottish Girl wrote:
<quoted text>You're probably doing it right now hu?
You women have it made. you can use those vibrating eggs and just run around all day pleasing yourselves as long as you don't run out of batteries. Is that distracting while you are driving?

Since: Aug 07

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#6 Nov 24, 2007
andet1987 wrote:
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LOL
i like it privately, nobody knows
Then you should turn off your web cam.
BBam97

Lawrenceville, GA

#7 Nov 24, 2007
I like that more. It doesnt take as long, and not as nasty.
Ibn Natas

Blackfoot, ID

#8 Nov 24, 2007
Scottish Girl wrote:
<quoted text>Then you should turn off your web cam.
I like to shove foreign objects into a womans unoccupied orifices while I ride her, what would you prefer? An armadildo down your throat or a big narly cold cucumber up your....

Since: Aug 07

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#11 Nov 25, 2007
Ibn Natas wrote:
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I like to shove foreign objects into a womans unoccupied orifices while I ride her, what would you prefer? An armadildo down your throat or a big narly cold cucumber up your....
HMMM that's a tough one.
What does your sister prefer?
The only foreign "objects" I allow inside of me are Italians.
Mrs Magpayo

United States

#12 Nov 25, 2007
I've baited, but not very well........

“EVOLUTION IS EXTINCTION”

Since: Aug 07

MARIETTA, GA

#13 Nov 25, 2007
what about in the united states congress? harry reid and nancy pelosi di it in those two places everyday.

(pleaase, hold your idiotic corrections. the congress is composed of one house of representatives and one senate. ok.)
Annie

Port Townsend, WA

#14 Nov 25, 2007
any where....any time. always ready, can never get enough...only thing better is my girl friends soft moist tounge

“The Evil Parallel Universe”

Since: May 07

Terran Empire

#15 Nov 25, 2007
in an airport restroom
on the floor of the senate
before election day
during your swearing in
after taking a bribe
while campaigning
for votes
at a Wayne Newton concert
without help
to the Star Spangled Banner
in orbit
on the space shuttle
before liftoff
during decontamination
after flight check
while being debriefed
for science
at t-minus 10
without a tether
to Gustav holst's the planets
in a pub
on a bar stool
before drinking & driving
during a roadside sobriety test
after being arrested
while in a squad car
for your cell mate
at your hearing
without legal council
to your own detriment
in a tank
on maneuvers
before an invasion
during mortar attack
after redeployment
while in a fire fight
for your commanding officer
at ease
without your stipes
to Stars and Stipes Forever
in the stockade
on your way home
before passover
during Ramadan
after Easter
while fasting
for penanace
at the Vatican
without enjoing it
to a Gregorian chant
in the confessional
on a deserted road
before being abducted
during transport
after being drugged
while getting your anal probe
for what seemed like a very long time
at high speed
without permission
to Voodoo Child (Slight Return)
in womens clothing
on a bus
before sex
during sex
after sex
while getting a pedicure
for your mistress
at your in-laws
without your hands
to Wipping Post
in the end zone
on TV
before the super bowl
during gym class
after 9/11
while watching Ophra
for something to do
at a craft show
without a woody
to Bohemian Rhapsody
Ibn Natas

Blackfoot, ID

#16 Nov 25, 2007
Scottish Girl wrote:
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HMMM that's a tough one.
What does your sister prefer?
The only foreign "objects" I allow inside of me are Italians.
Ya right, your favorite toy is a jackhammer.

“Easy breezy beautiful”

Since: Sep 07

The town my home is in.......

#17 Nov 25, 2007
beachball wrote:
in an airport restroom
on the floor of the senate
before election day
during your swearing in
after taking a bribe
while campaigning
for votes
at a Wayne Newton concert
without help
to the Star Spangled Banner
in orbit
on the space shuttle
before liftoff
during decontamination
after flight check
while being debriefed
for science
at t-minus 10
without a tether
to Gustav holst's the planets
in a pub
on a bar stool
before drinking & driving
during a roadside sobriety test
after being arrested
while in a squad car
for your cell mate
at your hearing
without legal council
to your own detriment
in a tank
on maneuvers
before an invasion
during mortar attack
after redeployment
while in a fire fight
for your commanding officer
at ease
without your stipes
to Stars and Stipes Forever
in the stockade
on your way home
before passover
during Ramadan
after Easter
while fasting
for penanace
at the Vatican
without enjoing it
to a Gregorian chant
in the confessional
on a deserted road
before being abducted
during transport
after being drugged
while getting your anal probe
for what seemed like a very long time
at high speed
without permission
to Voodoo Child (Slight Return)
in womens clothing
on a bus
before sex
during sex
after sex
while getting a pedicure
for your mistress
at your in-laws
without your hands
to Wipping Post
in the end zone
on TV
before the super bowl
during gym class
after 9/11
while watching Ophra
for something to do
at a craft show
without a woody
to Bohemian Rhapsody
LOL!!!! YIKES, heehee

Since: Aug 07

Location hidden

#18 Nov 25, 2007
Ibn Natas wrote:
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Ya right, your favorite toy is a jackhammer.
How did you know that was the nickname I gave HUNTER?
wavesport

Atlanta, GA

#19 Nov 25, 2007
hey scottish girl, I'm Italian!
Writing in Paradise

Honolulu, HI

#20 Nov 25, 2007
Where's the "all of the above" option?
Milkey

Albuquerque, NM

#21 Nov 25, 2007
Restaurant worker!!!
I don't think i'll eat any gravy!!

“The Evil Parallel Universe”

Since: May 07

Terran Empire

#22 Nov 26, 2007
continued from post #15

in a Christian Science reading room
on a stack of bibles
with the Pope's blessing
before a live audiencence
during a taping of The Jerry Springer Show
after meeting Judge Judy
while hopping on one foot
for the world record
at Madison Square Garden
under supervision
without consulting a doctor
to get sympathy
in a homeless shelter
on crack
with junkies
before a job interview
during a stockholders meeting
after S.E.C investigation
while hiding money off shore
for Fat Tony
at an Italian restaurant
under mob control
without wearing a wire
to get a vacation
in France
on the Eiffel Tower
with a frog
before eating escargot
during flu season
after getting your stomach pumped
while flirting with nurses
for the whole shift
at a foundry
on the Nile
with Anwar Sadat
before the six day war
during Yom Kippur
after a sand storm
while smoking a hookah
for Alice
at the chess board
under some kind of mushroom
without the pills that mother gives you
to go fishing
in a lake
on a sandbar
with a large mouth bass
before it's made illegal
during a protest march
after ironing my sheets
while burning a cross
for a Klan meeting
at Curtis's
under a trailer
without any help from Curtis
to prove a point
Five Finger Freddie

Dallas, TX

#23 Nov 26, 2007
Scottish Girl wrote:
<quoted text>You're probably doing it right now huh?
I wasn't until I opened your avatar. Thanks alot. More sperm have died in the sock holocaust.
Five Finger Freddie

Dallas, TX

#24 Nov 26, 2007
Scottish Girl wrote:
<quoted text>
HMMM that's a tough one.
What does your sister prefer?
The only foreign "objects" I allow inside of me are Italians.
But, Chalooz, you can barely feel them.

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