The monthly female curse
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#1 May 23, 2014
Any ideas as to why? Do other mammals have such a cycle? Was it the creator trying to tell women not to rely so much on their prettiness and that they are not qualified to be heads over men?
#2 May 23, 2014
Please - no stupid remarks.
“Pillars of Creation....”
Since: Jan 11
Into this world we're thrown
#3 May 23, 2014
#4 May 23, 2014
"The monthly female curse" is the wrong definition.
Males are the ones cursed by it.
PMS stands for Punish My Spouse!
#6 May 25, 2014
Dolly Parton sings PMS blues.
Eve you wicked woman, you done put your curse on me Why didn't you just leave that apple hangin' in the tree You make us hate our husbands, our lovers and our boss Why I can't even count the good friends I've already lost Cause of PMS blues, PMS
blues I don't even like myself, but it's something I can't help I got
those God almighty, slap somebody PMS blues Most times I'm easy going, some
say I'm good as gold But when I'm PMS I tell ya, I turn mean and cold
Those not afflicted with it are affected just the same You poor old men
didn't have to grin and say "I feel your pain" PMS blues, PMS blues You
know you must forgive us for we care not what we do I got those can't stop
crying, dishes flying PMS blues But you know we can't help it We
don't even know the cause But as soon as this part's over, then comes the
menopause Oh, Lord, Oh, Lord We're going to always be a heap of fun
Like the devil taking over my body, suffering, suffering, suffering
Everybody's suffering, huh? But a woman had to write this song, a man
would be scared to Lest he be called a chauvenist or just fall victim to
Those PMS blues You know we'd kill for less than that PMS blues You
don't want to cross my path Cause a pitbull ain't no match For these
teeth a clenchin', fluid retention Head a swellin', can't stop yellin'
Got no patience, I'm so hateful PMS blues, premenstrual syndrome Got
those moods a swingin', tears a slingin' Nothin' fits me when it hits me
Rantin', ravin', misbehavin' PMS blues It's the only time in my
life I ever think about wishing I'd been a man But you know that only means
one thing If I'd have been a man, I'd be somewhere right this very
minute With some old cranky, naggin', raggin' hateful woman With those
old PMS blues PMS blues I don't want to talk about it, we both could do
without it Got those treat your kids bad, don't you talk back Gone
ballistic, unrealistic Awful lowdown, bitch to be around PMS blues
#7 May 25, 2014
#8 May 25, 2014
I don't know why it has to happen, but it does have to do with the cycle of the moon. Every 28 days a new moon, every 28 days you get your period.
#9 May 25, 2014
That's why the USA can't elect a female president, every 28 days we'd get a new war.
#10 May 26, 2014
You can even read about PMS in The Bible, where it says;
"Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Bethlehem".
#11 May 26, 2014
Ah, yes, but men don't have bad tempers at all, right?:0)
#12 May 26, 2014
Oh, that is so BAD!!!!
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