Hell is real, who goes there?

[A Brother in Christ]

People who die in their sins without a personal relationship with the Lord Jesus Christ.

[The Innkeeper]

People who sit there at the traffic light even though it has turned green.

[love_spell]

i go every year.

love to take a pic in front of the sign. in winter when it has ice and snow all over it.

i send the pics to people i know with the caption:

HELL DONE FROZE OVER..........

peeps should really check it out. nice little town.

we are talking Hell, MI right? only hell that exists.

OCTOBER IS DOMESTIC VIOLENCE AWARENESS MONTH.

[Curtis Lowe]

If you own a computer, you are destined for Hell. Sell your computer now and feed the poor and you may have a chance at Heaven.

[The Innkeeper]

People who answer their cell phone DURING the movie.

[The Innkeeper]

People who put clothing on their dogs and treat them like their own children.

[The Innkeeper]

People who steal their co-workers lunches.

[Mike]

Bad folks, they go there to fry. We see 'em again at the Fourth of July.

[The Innkeeper]

Jon & Kate (minus their 8).

[The Innkeeper]

The whole cast of Ghost Hunters.

(I mean, really, what makes a bunch of former turd-herders think they can hunt ghosts with a tape recorder and a night-vision camera?)

[The Innkeeper]

People who let their dogs poop in other people's yard.

[The Innkeeper]

Cheerfully energetic MORNING people.

(You know, the ones awake, cheerful and chirpy at 6am.)

[Not Of This World Forever]

Why am the only one here that doesn't find HELL funny?

i sure as HELL don't plan on going there.

The only future plans i make are Eternal.

[The Innkeeper]

Company-hired motivational speakers.

(Actually, I think that they are on the staff, in Hell. At least it FELT like eternal torment!)

[Curtis Lowe]

90 percent of postal workers and 100 percent of DMV workers.

[Not Of This World Forever]

Some of you people might want to think about laughing all the way to hell.

Damn, what's wrong with you guys?

Do you think Heaven is a joke too?

This lifetime is but a blink of the eye compared to Eternity in either Heaven or Hell.

You might want to give this a second thought ...

[andet1987]

people like me. we believe Satan is very horny due to his 2 horns. we love Satan for not using viagra. it's all natural. :)

[Curtis Lowe]

Harley Riders.

Harley Davidson, they're the best! Ride a mile and walk the rest!

[The Innkeeper]

Not Of This World Forever wrote:

Some of you people might want to think about laughing all the way to hell.
Damn, what's wrong with you guys?
Do you think Heaven is a joke too?
This lifetime is but a blink of the eye compared to Eternity in either Heaven or Hell.
You might want to give this a second thought ...

Don't be an asshole.

YOU do not say who does and does not get to go to Hell. It never was your decision, it never will be. YOU are not fit to judge who enters the Kingdom of Heaven, and who is cast into the pit. Only GOD judges.

I am a Christian, and am offended by this type of preaching. It smacks me as "I am better than you" type of Christian.

Which is to say, not a Christian at all.

Worry about your own soul, brother. Mine is doing just fine.

And finally, GOD granted me this sense of humor. YOU may not appreciate it, but HE seems to.

Good luck!

[Mike]

Curtis Lowe wrote:

90 percent of postal workers and 100 percent of DMV workers.

Dont forget the meter maids.