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“Ungood doubleplus duckspeak.”

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Feb 8, 2014
 
Qu_innocence wrote:
<quoted text>Hello Divinity. Hello sounded better than saying "hell - ho".
Did hello originate from hell - ho?

An interesting concept, cheers donkey.

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People: "Look up into the sky! It's a plane... it's a bird..no.. it's... it's... Astral Boy!

Kung Fu Master: "It is... Flying Monkey!"

Quin (standing astute): "No folks, it's just Seen and his spirit guide thingy trying to save the universe again. He's going to converse with beings from the astral plane."

Have a safe ride Seen and please tell Le le the Asstral Parasite, hell ho.

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trifecta1 wrote:
<quoted text>ROFLMBO!....everytime I see a profess atheist mention "reality" I want to bust out laughing lol."
Sorry but I have to say I've known more "reality" based atheists than I have "reality" based Christians.
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Qu_innocence wrote:
<quoted text>Hello Divinity. Hello sounded better than saying "hell - ho".
sir
do you slowly start shows your deep inside personality of christian wicked satan spirit?
or
still hide your origianl heart intentions?

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trifecta1 wrote:
<quoted text> ROFLMBO!....everytime I see a profess atheist mention "reality" I want to bust out laughing lol."
And again to those reading these posts, the above poster is a Christian who feels the universe should be made to conform to his insane mythology full of contradictions, scientific absurdities, lies, etc, where there are talking bushes, snakes, and jackasses, staffs can be turned into snakes, the earth sits on four pillars, there is a canopy covering the earth, and other wacky insane caca.

So isn't it >>>FUNNY<<< when they try to mock someone else's view of "reality".

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Divinity Surgeon wrote:
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Did hello originate from hell - ho?
An interesting concept, cheers donkey.
No... but it fits you like a condom would over your head... I mean, a tight leather glove on your hand.

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Hello

1883, alteration of hallo, itself an alteration of holla, hollo, a shout to attract attention, which seems to go back to at least c.1400. Perhaps from holla! "stop, cease." OED cites Old High German hala, hola, emphatic imperative of halon, holon "to fetch," "used especially in hailing a ferryman." Fowler lists halloo, hallo, halloa, halloo, hello, hillo, hilloa, holla, holler, hollo, holloa, hollow, hullo, and writes, "The multiplicity of forms is bewildering ...."

Popularity as a greeting coincides with use of the telephone, where it won out over Alexander Graham Bell's suggestion, ahoy. Central telephone exchange operators were known as hello-girls (1889).

Hello, formerly an Americanism, is now nearly as common as hullo in Britain (Say who you are; do not just say 'hello' is the warning given in our telephone directories) and the Englishman cannot be expected to give up the right to say hello if he likes it better than his native hullo.[H.W. Fowler, "A Dictionary of Modern English Usage," 1926]

http://www.etymonline.com/index.php...

The English, being a restrained lot, have a long list of euphemistic phrases, many of which became part of the language before it spread to other parts of the world. The root cause of these is a wish to communicate without being explicit. This is something the English are particularly fond of, hence their long tradition of double-entendre comedy.

Euphemisms aren't all from the distant past though. For every Shakesperian 'beast with two backs' there's a 20th century 'knee trembler'.
Minced oaths are a sub-group of euphemisms used to avoid swearing when expressing surprise or annoyance. If you hit your thumb with a hammer when great aunt Edith is in the room what do you say? It's probably going to be a minced oath. Shakespeare might have resorted to 'gadzooks'(God's hooks - referring to the nails in the cross), we might try 'shoot' or 'freaking heck'.

They are usually, although not exclusively, religious in nature and date from the days when it wasn't acceptable to use the name of God, Jesus or other religious notables in everyday speech. To mince your words, or mince matters, means to choose words so as not to offend anyone. Some example are 'Jiminy Cricket'(Jesus Christ),'dagnamit'(God damn it'),'for Pete's sake'(for St. Peter's sake).
It's interesting that, while we continue to generate new euphemisms, new minced oaths are few and far between. Perhaps that's because, while there are still taboos about discussing death, disability, homosexuality etc, the restrictions on swearing out loud when surprised or annoyed have slackened somewhat.

There are many examples:

Dagnabbit --> God damn it
Dagnammit --> God damn it
Dang --> Damn
Dangnabbit --> God damn it
Dangnation --> Damnation
Darn --> Damn
Darnation --> Damnation
Doggone --> God damn
Drat --> God rot it
Egad --> A God
Figs --> Fuck
Fink --> Fuck
Flaming heck --> Fucking Hell
Flipping heck --> Fucking Hell
For crying out loud --> For Christ's sake
For Pete's sake --> For St. Peter's sake
For the love of Mike --> For St. Michael's sake
Freaking --> fucking
Gadzooks --> God's hooks
Gat Dangit --> God damn it
Gee --> Jesus
Gee whizz --> Jesus
Gee willikers --> Jesus
Godfrey Daniel --> God
Golly Gee willikers --> Jesus
Good garden party --> Good God
Good grief --> Good God
Goodness gracious --> Good God
Gorblimey --> God blind me
Gosh --> God
Gosh darned --> God damned
Heck --> Hell
Holy spit --> Holy shit
Jason Crisp --> Jesus Christ
Jebus --> Jesus
Jeepers Creepers --> Jesus Christ
http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/minced-oat...
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Could it be?
I think so.

The goddamned "respectable christian" Qu, just really wanted to call me a "hell ho".

That's the spirit!
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Seentheotherside wrote:
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And again to those reading these posts, the above poster is a Christian who feels the universe should be made to conform to his insane mythology full of contradictions, scientific absurdities, lies, etc, where there are talking bushes, snakes, and jackasses, staffs can be turned into snakes, the earth sits on four pillars, there is a canopy covering the earth, and other wacky insane caca.
So isn't it >>>FUNNY<<< when they try to mock someone else's view of "reality".
sir
you have zero clue and understanding ancient and moder Middle East,arabien and far east area of people who spoke ot till today speak methaforic parabolic langues comparing living lifes to animal life,concrete pillars or electricity flows like bug fart?

sir
,you are dead blind and deaf to see mistery of Bible parabolic language and methafors,comparing humans to snakes,rats, mouses,maggots,or chicken, etc.....

he heeeee,did you find chunks of frozen waters on the mars,
I FOUND OG THE PLANET VENUS CHUNK OF STEAM FROZE IN THE JAR,AND LOOK LIKE OCEAN WHITE MEDUZA?h heeeee

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Seentheotherside wrote:
<quoted text>And again to those reading these posts, the above poster is a Christian who feels the universe should be made to conform to his insane mythology full of contradictions, scientific absurdities, lies, etc, where there are talking bushes, snakes, and jackasses, staffs can be turned into snakes, the earth sits on four pillars, there is a canopy covering the earth, and other wacky insane caca.

So isn't it >>>FUNNY<<< when they try to mock someone else's view of "reality".
Jackasses is right.

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Qu_innocence wrote:
<quoted text>No... but it fits you like a condom would over your head... I mean, a tight leather glove on your hand.
Thanks Qu, that's ever so kind of you to say.
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Qu_innocence wrote:
<quoted text>No... but it fits you like a condom would over your head... I mean, a tight leather glove on your hand.
thank you,
for one more proof revealing your evil christian spirit?

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Divinity Surgeon wrote:
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Thanks Qu, that's ever so kind of you to say.
You are hellcome.

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Divinity Surgeon wrote:
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I still maintain that my life is not your business and I can put any location I want on my profile.
You wrote three posts about your town, what did I make out of it? I thought it was weird and kinda funny, thanks for not even bothering to ask.
Just assume away, it's the christian trend it seems.
Thanks for your opinion, I made my choice and the sooner people get over it and quit lying about me, the better.
Michigan.

An interesting connection between a lot of the "The Family"

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Feb 8, 2014
 
When I was a child I once said "darn". My dad looked at me and said "Jesus knows what you really meant.".

I was confused...I didn't know that "darn" meant "damn".

I figured I would go to hell so you better believe that I didn't say it again.

Then I grew up...figured if saying the word "darn" would send me to hell...then I didn't stand a chance anyway. So then I said "darn" all I wanted...sometimes I even said "dang".

I like to live on the edge.

Saying "dang/darn" will however lead to "damn". Kind of like drugs...I suppose.

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Feb 8, 2014
 
Qu_innocence wrote:
<quoted text>You are hellcome.
No thank you, I will not come to your hell with you.

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Feb 8, 2014
 
BenAdam wrote:
<quoted text>Michigan.

An interesting connection between a lot of the "The Family"
Is it? I didn't notice. Just found the "Hell" part amusing.

I'll change it to Hell, Norway. I don't even want to pretend live in America.

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Feb 8, 2014
 
AnnieJ wrote:
When I was a child I once said "darn". My dad looked at me and said "Jesus knows what you really meant.".

I was confused...I didn't know that "darn" meant "damn".

I figured I would go to hell so you better believe that I didn't say it again.

Then I grew up...figured if saying the word "darn" would send me to hell...then I didn't stand a chance anyway. So then I said "darn" all I wanted...sometimes I even said "dang".

I like to live on the edge.

Saying "dang/darn" will however lead to "damn". Kind of like drugs...I suppose.
Lol.

I love your posts Annie.

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Danger of wearing a condom on your head...

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-k...

Man Killed by Condom

A naked man died after pulling a condom filled with laughing gas over his head, an inquest was told yesterday.

Unemployed Gary Ashbrook, 31, was found dead in bed at his home in Newhaven, East Sussex.

Housemate Michael Young said: "He had been putting a condom on his head for sexual gratification. I'm sure his death was an accident."

Verdict: Misadventure.

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Not safe in my opinion...

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Divinity Surgeon wrote:
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No thank you, I will not come to your hell with you.
You are already in a hell of your own making.
Dr shrink

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Divinity Surgeon wrote:
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Is it? I didn't notice. Just found the "Hell" part amusing.
I'll change it to Hell, Norway. I don't even want to pretend live in America.
Michigan is America,and Hell christian hell is also in America

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