Why Should Jesus Love Me?
Allien from Moon

Baltimore, MD

#601926 Oct 17, 2013
BenAdam wrote:
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Satan is a fictional character in the Hebrew allegorical story known as Job.
Gandalf is a fictional character in an allegorical story written by J.R.R. Tolkien.
one day I was travel to the Mars,and I meet satan traveling arouns Mars spirale and singing song about earthly humans believing him that he is god?
I wanted ask him,if you are his servant, but it was to late,because I had to take small s....in the local space celestial toliet without of water,only space evaporations just suck out my s...after eating human bones of american astronauts building military base on the Moon?

also satan exist for sure? I was talking to him?
Allien from Moon

Baltimore, MD

#601929 Oct 17, 2013
VIKING wrote:
<quoted text>
The point is that SATAN is, you disgustingly stupid beast. Prove that he doesn't exist,.........Prove it you incalculable retard.
I proved him,that satan exist, and now is seating on the Mars Spiral singing songs about stupid humans serving his as their god??

ben Adam is not only retard,but also psycho with maniacial shisphremnia delusinons believing that there is not Bible,only he is god,zeus, philosoph tsue, antropolog,profesir, and hell know who else?

I will cal on this earth to talk with dr Shrink,maybe he will help him and people who are around him being completly blind listeners of his retarded fables,

so be good boy,good christian,and good believer-you have not other choice?

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#601931 Oct 17, 2013
macumazahn wrote:
<quoted text>Chaucer can still be a bit problematic for some, and Beowulf is truly difficult even for me.
Shakespeare is easy.
Beowulf is German (AKA Old English)
Chaucer is Middle English which is a combination of Norman French and the German dialect of the British Isles.

Middle English is not very different from Modern English. The major difference is the complete lack of spelling conventions.

Elizabethan English IS Modern English. Consider that most people can't handle more than the single dialect they grew up with, most see dialects as completely different languages.

I am preaching to the choir, aren't I, Mac ? <smile>
Allien from Moon

Baltimore, MD

#601932 Oct 17, 2013
BenAdam wrote:
<quoted text>
There are only two forms of Christianity in the world today. Pauline and Muslim.
you too,
only you are bastard,during young age you were f....ed by local priest,and today flows all fruits of christianity from you??

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#601933 Oct 17, 2013
Jesus aint no Messiah wrote:
<quoted text>
No sir.
El was used by the Canaanites before the Hebrews even had a writing system.
EL is a canaanite god that was the top banana of the pantheon.
Again, it's all right there, in the Ugaritic texts.
Exactly!

We even have the ORIGINAL tablets they were written on 4000-6000 years ago

Since: Oct 12

Location hidden

#601934 Oct 17, 2013

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#601935 Oct 17, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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El is a Semitic word that means deity. The Hittites, Amorites and Ugarites all used that word to describe a deity or deities of some sort. The Hebrews did, too.
"El" is just a generic term that can be used to describe any god or gods.
Just because the Ugarites used it first means nothing.
Wrong, dummaz.

You are proving you are a pathological liar and/or a compete moron.

Which is it ?
awesome dr Shrink

Baltimore, MD

#601936 Oct 17, 2013
VIKING wrote:
<quoted text>
My point is you have no business being outside of a straight jacket.
my point is?
that sick mentaly retarded client like you have nothing to say or convince others that dr Shrink ios mentaly sick,and you not?

this tactics doesn't work anymore,
straight jacket we prepared for you and others faken Liars poor abominable monsters called today Christians???

so?be shut up,scratch your stupid retrded head,and wait for help from your awesome smart dr Shrink????

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#601937 Oct 17, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
<quoted text>
I'm a Christian, I don't call God "Yahweh", I call Him God.
And no, God is not the son of anything or anyone.
So Jesus isn't God.

You are one F-ed up Christard. You don;t even believe in your own religion.

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#601938 Oct 17, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
<quoted text>
In a sense, you are correct. "Normal" humans can't do miracles like Jesus did.
Do you have a point?
Humans have been performing miracles for thousands of years.

You take them all for granted.
awesome dr Shrink

Baltimore, MD

#601939 Oct 17, 2013
BenAdam wrote:
<quoted text>
Beowulf is German (AKA Old English)
Chaucer is Middle English which is a combination of Norman French and the German dialect of the British Isles.
Middle English is not very different from Modern English. The major difference is the complete lack of spelling conventions.
Elizabethan English IS Modern English. Consider that most people can't handle more than the single dialect they grew up with, most see dialects as completely different languages.
I am preaching to the choir, aren't I, Mac ? <smile>
again great BS,posted by you YO YO YOBU

Beo Wulf is swedish term to the ancient Swedish similar to Vikings monster of the land

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#601940 Oct 17, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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That is incorrect. Written records existed thousands of years before even Jesus' time.
Yes. They did. And not a single text mentioning Jesus exists until over a century after he died.
awesome dr Shrink

Baltimore, MD

#601942 Oct 17, 2013
addition
Be wulf from Scandinavia-today Sweden,Norway,and old England

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#601943 Oct 17, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
<quoted text>
I didn't say god, I said God. There IS a difference.
ROFLMAO

More word games.
Little Blue Alien

Plainfield, MA

#601944 Oct 17, 2013
Allien from Moon wrote:
<quoted text>
I proved him,that satan exist, and now is seating on the Mars Spiral singing songs about stupid humans serving his as their god??
ben Adam is not only retard,but also psycho with maniacial shisphremnia delusinons believing that there is not Bible,only he is god,zeus, philosoph tsue, antropolog,profesir, and hell know who else?
I will cal on this earth to talk with dr Shrink,maybe he will help him and people who are around him being completly blind listeners of his retarded fables,
so be good boy,good christian,and good believer-you have not other choice?
I hope you didn't encounter any jews on Mars like we did. They weren't very good spellers either.
Meep Moo Beep!
Fart HU

Baltimore, MD

#601945 Oct 17, 2013
BenAdam wrote:
<quoted text>
So Jesus isn't God.
You are one F-ed up Christard. You don;t even believe in your own religion.
RR
Is not much literate with Bible,and hebrew or greek meanings who is GOD(TITLE) and Who was and is Son of God

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#601946 Oct 17, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
<quoted text>
...
Do you think the Abrahamic religions were plagiarized from the Canaanite religions?
Of course they were.

Only ignorant and brainwashed people refute that fact.

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#601947 Oct 17, 2013
BenAdam wrote:
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There are only two forms of Christianity in the world today. Pauline and Muslim.
I can see the Paul con, but "Muslim"?

“H-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld on thar!”

Since: Sep 08

The Borderland of Sol

#601949 Oct 17, 2013
BenAdam wrote:
<quoted text>
Beowulf is German (AKA Old English)
Chaucer is Middle English which is a combination of Norman French and the German dialect of the British Isles.
Middle English is not very different from Modern English. The major difference is the complete lack of spelling conventions.
Elizabethan English IS Modern English. Consider that most people can't handle more than the single dialect they grew up with, most see dialects as completely different languages.
I am preaching to the choir, aren't I, Mac ? <smile>
Well, yes you are.

Laffin.

Since: Oct 12

Location hidden

#601950 Oct 17, 2013
LOL I been outside walking full moon no ring around the moon tonight. Wolves are howling.

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