I can't explain it to you because I can't explain God's power and how it works.<quoted text>
Dirt, mud, who cares? If you think that can create a person, your reasoning is indistinguishable from the insane.
Provide me something to test. Don't just make stuff up and say "have you tested it yet?"
Show me how that is even remotely explanatory. What kinds of predictions does that reasoning produce? What human phenomena does that story explain?
You can't either.