Why Should Jesus Love Me?

“LOL Really?”

Since: Oct 10

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#587019 Sep 8, 2013
Bongo wrote:
<quoted text> Still waiting to see your heart.
Occasionally, I misplace it, Bongo.

Since: Mar 09

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#587020 Sep 8, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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Have you seen the trailer for the new RoboCop? It looks pretty cool. I don't think it's cool enough to go to the movie theater for, but definitely to rent a few months later.
I haven't see seen the trailer. I didn't know a new one was coming out.

Is it a remake of the original or a sequel?

There are very few movies I'd see in the theaters. I just think the quality of movies has been getting worse for some time. I can't even think of any movies in the last ten years I would consider like a classic except maybe Gone Baby Gone, Dark Knight, Inglorious Bastards and No Country For Old Men. I would maybe add Slumdog Millionaire just because of the uniqueness

Denzel Washington is probably my favorite actor left and Training day was in 2001.

IDK, just seems like its the rarity something really good comes out any more

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#587021 Sep 8, 2013
AnnieJ wrote:
<quoted text>
No...I did not google...there was no need to.
I was my own general contractor when I had a house moved from one location to another.
I have also remodeled a few houses. I have done hardwood floors...mudded sheetrock...chopped down trees...dug ditches...etc...etc.
I can also back really pretty cup cakes...make your curtains...sew for your children...take out the trash and put my own gas in the car. Damn...I have even changed a tire before and charged my own battery.
Oh...I hate it but...I can also use a rotor tiller...saws...hammers...and I love those power drills.
Will you marry me ?

Since: Mar 09

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#587022 Sep 8, 2013
River Tam wrote:
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Now, I need to go change my tampon. Do you know how I know when it's time to do that?
Tampon joke

"I asked 100 women which brand of tampon they preferred using?
What surprised me was that the top answer was "How the hell did you get in the ladies toilets you creep?!"

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#587023 Sep 8, 2013
Hidingfromyou wrote:
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Racism is selfish stupidity, ignorance of all things historical and biological. It's a denial of everything humanity has achieved since the Renaissance.
There's nothing noble in racism.
Agreed!

“LOL Really?”

Since: Oct 10

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#587024 Sep 8, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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Indeed. You would also underestimate my strength and skill. Good news for me, bad news for you.
You would probably also assume that I, being a man, would not hit you back. You would be mistaken.
I would expect you to try and try and try to hit me back.

You haven't been paying attention, have you?

One demerit for RR. One more big strong man on the ground for River.

Since: Mar 09

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#587025 Sep 8, 2013
BenAdam wrote:
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A "real atheist" would have used "Jew on a stick".
I have never understood the chicken part

I am guessing it started as a bad attempt to copy the "jew on a stick' saying. Then since so many people just copy what they see someone else write, that got copied and became the new saying

I just take it as a given that people who copy others aren't thinking for themselves to realize that doesn't even make sense.

Meh..Topix is Topix

“BE BRAVE ENOUGH ”

Since: Oct 09

TO STEP IN MUD PUDDLES

#587026 Sep 8, 2013
River Tam wrote:
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We don't get points, Annie.
We take them.
I think RR can piss the farthest and, according to him, he's hung like a mouse (only not as thick).
Did I get that right, RR?
Did you know...

In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot off a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm.

This is sexist...

A Tremonton, Utah law states that no woman is allowed to have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. In addition to normal charges, the woman's name will be published in the local newspaper. The man does not receive any punishment.

You might enjoy this site...

http://www.goofball.com/jokes/facts/Penis_Fac...

“ad victoriam”

Since: Dec 10

arte et marte

#587027 Sep 8, 2013
AnnieJ wrote:
BAKE...not back...
Want ganache on that cupcake?
Red Velvet Cake!
Bongo

Bronx, NY

#587028 Sep 8, 2013
BenAdam wrote:
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You are quite blind.
Tell me what im missing oh itchy one.

Since: Jan 11

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#587029 Sep 8, 2013
AnnieJ wrote:
LOL I am not a professional but I make a good apprentice.
It would be nothing but sex jokes all day.

"Hold it open while I screw it."

“LOL Really?”

Since: Oct 10

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#587030 Sep 8, 2013
Here For Now wrote:
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You two have fun playing your games. I’m not interested.
But you are interesting.

That's my call. That's just me.

“ad victoriam”

Since: Dec 10

arte et marte

#587031 Sep 8, 2013
AnnieJ wrote:
<quoted text>
Did you know...
In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot off a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm.
This is sexist...
A Tremonton, Utah law states that no woman is allowed to have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. In addition to normal charges, the woman's name will be published in the local newspaper. The man does not receive any punishment.
You might enjoy this site...
http://www.goofball.com/jokes/facts/Penis_Fac...
Yeah but which gun? heheheh
Lost In Transition

United States

#587032 Sep 8, 2013
Black Thunder 42 wrote:
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Your link is contaminated with malware.
My machine doesn't see it. Who the heck would put malware in a box of Animal Cookies?
I'll bet it was the Girl Scouts.

“BE BRAVE ENOUGH ”

Since: Oct 09

TO STEP IN MUD PUDDLES

#587033 Sep 8, 2013
Tide with Beach wrote:
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Tell me more.
Hmmmmmmmm.
I luuuuve that power drill...almost as much as I love my food processor.

I always wanted a drill press...never got one...didn't really need it. I just thought it would be fun making all those holes.
Bongo

Bronx, NY

#587034 Sep 8, 2013
Skombolis wrote:
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I have never understood the chicken part
I am guessing it started as a bad attempt to copy the "jew on a stick' saying. Then since so many people just copy what they see someone else write, that got copied and became the new saying
I just take it as a given that people who copy others aren't thinking for themselves to realize that doesn't even make sense.
Meh..Topix is Topix
It may refer to Santeria religion

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

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#587035 Sep 8, 2013
Lost In Transition wrote:
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My machine doesn't see it. Who the heck would put malware in a box of Animal Cookies?
I'll bet it was the Girl Scouts.
I don't know...but seriously -it is there.

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#587036 Sep 8, 2013
Lost In Transition wrote:
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My machine doesn't see it. Who the heck would put malware in a box of Animal Cookies?
I'll bet it was the Girl Scouts.
Darn Christian organizations!

Since: Mar 09

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#587037 Sep 8, 2013
Bongo wrote:
<quoted text> It may refer to Santeria religion
Maybe

Although it would be twisting that religion just as badly

I would be surprised if someone even thought that far outside the box, although getting it that wrong would be expected

Whatever it is, a guy that became a Christian as an adult certainly doesn't find the concept so foreign as to try to use that saying. Although at this point I don't expect the truth to be even slightly involved in why he says what he does. Its all for image.

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#587038 Sep 8, 2013
AnnieJ wrote:
<quoted text>
I luuuuve that power drill...almost as much as I love my food processor.
I always wanted a drill press...never got one...didn't really need it. I just thought it would be fun making all those holes.
I have a drill press and a table saw!

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