Why Should Jesus Love Me?

“What?”

Since: Oct 10

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#586377 Sep 7, 2013
It aint necessarily so wrote:
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You probably never saw this one in Oz:
http://pw1.netcom.com/~heliboy/nobush/lick_bu...
http://www.djod.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008...

“BE BRAVE ENOUGH ”

Since: Oct 09

TO STEP IN MUD PUDDLES

#586378 Sep 7, 2013
River Tam wrote:
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Which of his posts appeared to you to be written by an adult?
Ooops

I am certainly glad that I didn't tell him what the adult term for his wittle wee wee is.

“BE BRAVE ENOUGH ”

Since: Oct 09

TO STEP IN MUD PUDDLES

#586379 Sep 7, 2013
The Worlds Biggest Lie wrote:
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Jewboy insisted Pilate kill Jesus. Always passing the blame and having others do your bidding and rarely taking responsibility for your actions. Isn't that right, my communist bassturd. You lose, pig.
Are you a Christian? Bongo needs a friend.

“ad victoriam”

Since: Dec 10

arte et marte

#586380 Sep 7, 2013
BenAdam wrote:
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I have no problem with homosexuality.
Do you spit or swallow ?
Unless you got titties all thought of a relationship with me is out.

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#586381 Sep 7, 2013
River Tam wrote:
Yeah, I messed up the last link. It was just a comparison of him then and now. Dorian Gray would be proud.
He's an excellent actor. I'll watch any movie he's in.
Ranger Smith: "Alright, listen up, people. Our fugitive has been on the run for ninety minutes. Average foot speed over uneven ground barring injuries is 4 miles-per-hour. That gives us a radius of six miles. What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area. Checkpoints go up at fifteen miles. Your fugitive's name is...Yogi the Bear. Go get him."

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#586382 Sep 7, 2013
Aura Mytha wrote:
<quoted text> Unless you got titties all thought of a relationship with me is out.
Of course I do. I am a mammal just like you.

Duh!

“A sentient umbrella speaks”

Since: Mar 11

Some stable somewhere

#586383 Sep 7, 2013
Bongo wrote:
<quoted text> No don't ASSume, a forte of yours. I like to respond to unsavory folk in kind. You like the other atheists never seem look at the odiousness of your friends posts.
So you're just as godless as us - it's good you're being honest here.

“A sentient umbrella speaks”

Since: Mar 11

Some stable somewhere

#586384 Sep 7, 2013
Bongo wrote:
<quoted text>Im not schooled and never will be, Hopefully a trained person like you is smart enough to get the true import of what a person is saying not just what you feel like interpreting.
Only sometimes, only sometimes.

“A sentient umbrella speaks”

Since: Mar 11

Some stable somewhere

#586385 Sep 7, 2013
lil whispers wrote:
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Morning Hidding;
You not much of a code talker are you.
Well, so you think I believe in some screwed up stuff. lol for you.
However you not walked in my shoes, nor have your eyes seen what my eyes have seen nor have your ears heard what may ears have heard. Cannot fault you one bit for your type of thinking.
That's true, I haven't. I'll never know what it's like to be you.

“A sentient umbrella speaks”

Since: Mar 11

Some stable somewhere

#586386 Sep 7, 2013
lil whispers wrote:
Jesus declared that they should Watch out Be on your guard against all kinds of greed; A man's life does not consist in the abundance of his possessions.
I suspect that most people knew this before Jesus told them.

“A sentient umbrella speaks”

Since: Mar 11

Some stable somewhere

#586387 Sep 7, 2013
lil whispers wrote:
Jesus warned them that it was necessary to have real faith as only a few will be saved. It will not be enough to say. We ate and drank with You and You taught in the streets. They will see the saved Abraham, Isaac and Jacob and the prophets going into the Kingdom but they themselves will be shut out.
Only the Topix Christians will be saved. Just you guys.

“A sentient umbrella speaks”

Since: Mar 11

Some stable somewhere

#586388 Sep 7, 2013
It aint necessarily so wrote:
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True.
Today, they have to settle for maligning our characters, running us into the closet, keying our cars, boycotting our businesses, harassing our children, and decapitating our pets.
And they get indignant if you call them filth or scum.
Have you considered moving?

(just kidding!)

“What?”

Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#586389 Sep 7, 2013
Tide with Beach wrote:
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Ranger Smith: "Alright, listen up, people. Our fugitive has been on the run for ninety minutes. Average foot speed over uneven ground barring injuries is 4 miles-per-hour. That gives us a radius of six miles. What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area. Checkpoints go up at fifteen miles. Your fugitive's name is...Yogi the Bear. Go get him."
I should be more careful where I pee when I'm hiking.

“A sentient umbrella speaks”

Since: Mar 11

Some stable somewhere

#586390 Sep 7, 2013
Bongo wrote:
<quoted text> Youre a disappointment little miss academic. Youre an elite hypocrite. Some of Your friends are patently vile yet you never say anything. Theres also a difference, they are serious about what they say. This is an entertaining forum but for the psychos this is real life. Now go ahead and do your usual change the meaning and yarf out a ridiculous retort. You need to go find a paycheck but I fear you will either be repressed or unable to ever get along.
Yarf?

“A sentient umbrella speaks”

Since: Mar 11

Some stable somewhere

#586391 Sep 7, 2013
Rosa_Winkel wrote:
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Baseball? No the real game is cricket.
PNG cricket is something to see!

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#586392 Sep 7, 2013
Hidingfromyou wrote:
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Yarf?
Isn't it srange how the willfully ignorant mock education ?

Sour grapes, me thinks.

“~ Prince of Peace~”

Since: Apr 08

~ And the greatest is LOVE~

#586393 Sep 7, 2013
River Tam wrote:
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Yeah, I messed up the last link. It was just a comparison of him then and now. Dorian Gray would be proud.
He's an excellent actor. I'll watch any movie he's in.
I will too.....I like him

“ad victoriam”

Since: Dec 10

arte et marte

#586394 Sep 7, 2013
BenAdam wrote:
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Of course I do. I am a mammal just like you.
Duh!
Moobs don't count. ya freak just because Bongo drilled you, don't mean everybody will.

“What?”

Since: Oct 10

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#586395 Sep 7, 2013
Aura Mytha wrote:
<quoted text> Unless you got titties all thought of a relationship with me is out.
River: Master, why must we choose our words carefully?

Master: This will be a visual lesson, little one.

http://www.losebellyfatreport.com/wp-content/...

“ad victoriam”

Since: Dec 10

arte et marte

#586396 Sep 7, 2013
River Tam wrote:
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River: Master, why must we choose our words carefully?
Master: This will be a visual lesson, little one.
http://www.losebellyfatreport.com/wp-content/...
Titties and disgusting are two different things,.

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