Why Should Jesus Love Me?

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#585639 Sep 5, 2013
scaritual wrote:
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hahaa... Glad you liked. Here's some more.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =C3Iam7JELDMXX
Seasick Steve has some good stuff.
Tis no laughing this time I simply love these type
of people. People who are genuine and lovable.
Thank you so very much for sharing with me.
I made of note to buy this one to play in my car.
Lost In Transition

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#585640 Sep 5, 2013
Chess wrote:
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Good to see you, Dink.
Thanks, CJ. Always great to see you.
Can I interest you in a nice mohair sweater? Turtleneck, perhaps?
We're practically giving them away.
Literally.
finalprophecies

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#585641 Sep 5, 2013
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ANTICHRIST ....on world stage --



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“True Blue”

Since: Jun 13

Sunburnt Country

#585642 Sep 5, 2013
LuciFerr wrote:
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Let's do an experiment.
You pray for me to go away and see if it works.
Ok?
Goodo.
Oh no! Remember the last time that happened on here?!

LOLOLOLOL
Lost In Transition

United States

#585643 Sep 5, 2013
AnnieJ wrote:
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I live in the city...it is a common occurrence for one of the homeless men to whip it out and pee...leaving you to step over their little river.
On a much rarer note...a couple weeks ago I was sitting on the balcony...looked up...I guess the girl was desperate to pee...her shiny white butt was just glowing in the sunlight...cars zooming by...pedestrians trying to look the other way...I laughed until I almost peed my pants!
Across the street from me is an alley where people often stop to relieve themselves in the bushes. One day I saw this woman standing there...all dressed up...reaching in to this clump of bushes...eating the berries off of the wild blackberry bushes...except I think she was eating peeberries! I wanted to shout at her...tell her to stop...but she was just cramming them into her mouth. She left before I could figure out what to do.
Dang! An overhead moon shot. Some people have all the luck.
Is a peeberry an actual berry, or a berry that has ben visited by those homeless dudes?

Since: Dec 12

Yes, I'm an Atheist.

#585644 Sep 5, 2013
AnnieJ wrote:
<quoted text>I wouldn't worry too much about his prayers. He wanted me beaten, raped and murdered...so far...God has ignored him.
I'm also still here. Whadda you know?
Lost In Transition

United States

#585645 Sep 5, 2013
AnnieJ wrote:
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Some people spell the donuts...doughnuts...wonder why we abbreviated it.
I abbreviate it to conserve letters and thus lower my carbon footprint.
Learned that from Al Gore, a true American hero.

Since: Dec 12

Yes, I'm an Atheist.

#585646 Sep 5, 2013
Rosa_Winkel wrote:
<quoted text>Oh no! Remember the last time that happened on here?!

LOLOLOLOL
Indeedly doo doo.

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

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#585647 Sep 5, 2013
EXPERT wrote:
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1st grader in a heated theological debate? Yeah, ok...
You sure they didn't just mistakenly think your boy was a member of the village people?
It wasn't a "theological debate" fool. It was outright bigotry as it was taught the kid. The kid was a bully that thought he was going to pick on a pagan biker kid, and wound up getting his own ass kicked instead. It was all well and good while my son was being bullied. The teacher did nothing.
Village people? Sounds like you probably brought your children up with the same type of bigotry.
Some of us just won't stand by and tolerate it.

“Game Over”

Since: Oct 10

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#585648 Sep 5, 2013
Hidingfromyou wrote:
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That's what we call it here. What do you call it?
The first picture is Redneck drywall and pest extermination.

http://www.slate.com/blogs/behold/2013/08/13/...

Since: Jan 11

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#585649 Sep 5, 2013
scaritual wrote:
See?
If the music hadn't died it's highly probable that movie and that scene would never had been made.
It's so clear.
And here is a new translation and illustration, which pretty much seals it.
http://i1246.photobucket.com/albums/gg601/sca...
48 is enough!

“Game Over”

Since: Oct 10

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#585650 Sep 5, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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"We"? All the intellectuals at the college? Or are you talking about Japanese contractors?
Out here we calling it "hanging" drywall.
Although... Some people out here (ahem) would prolly call it "putting up sheetwall" lol.
Why not just come right out and call it "lynching" drywall?

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

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#585651 Sep 5, 2013
Here For Now wrote:
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HFN wrote:
Threats??? Yeal right. I figure what I think means about as much to him as what he says means to me. He is one of the most hate filled people toward Christians I’ve read on topix. And you conventently omit that.
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HFN wrote:
How rediculess. But if it floats your boat…
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HFN wrote:
I haven’t posted much to you at all but what ever. What do you mean what am I going to do about it? I don’t have to do anything about your opinion. I don’t care about your opinion. At least not anymore I don’t.
Oh and you are free to assume whatever you want to. Your assuming has little to do with me anyway.
Good,
It would be better if you don't post to anyway.
You have never posted anything decent to me before...as I explained, yet you expect me to silently absorb your "third person" threats of my well being and afterlife from your deity?
They don't come from your deity...they come from your heart.
THAT is my point....with explanation...YOU don't like it when you get it back do you?
Your fantasized piety is proven false by your own words.

“Game Over”

Since: Oct 10

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#585652 Sep 5, 2013
Black Thunder 42 wrote:
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Hey Skom.
How'd ya see me...I got my cloaking devise on.
That's what David Carradine said.

No wait, that was a choking device. My bad.

“Game Over”

Since: Oct 10

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#585653 Sep 5, 2013
Catcher1 wrote:
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Very good!! The parishioners at the Holy Church of Catcher often recite that mantra.
It's a prerequisite to admission to the happy hour.
Two for the price of one, and NO COLLECTION PLATE.
(Gratuities are thankfully accepted however.)
Catcher is always correct. Catcher is always correct.

These are not the droids I'm looking for.

WTF just happened?

“Game Over”

Since: Oct 10

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#585654 Sep 5, 2013
Catcher1 wrote:
On this date in 1774, the first Continental Congress gathered in Philadelphia.
and were systematically shot to death in a drive by.

Since: Jan 11

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#585655 Sep 5, 2013
River Tam wrote:
The first picture is Redneck drywall and pest extermination.
http://www.slate.com/blogs/behold/2013/08/13/...
Those all look like neighbors.

I wish I was joking or exaggerating.

“Game Over”

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Since: Oct 12

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#585657 Sep 5, 2013
Black Thunder 42 wrote:
<quoted text>You're welcome.
Makes me wonder what yer into/up to now.
Whoo you sound like a echeo I hear every once in awhile around here that says what you up to now lil whispers. lol. Who me awe cap now you know I do not tell secrets lol.

Since: Jan 11

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#585658 Sep 5, 2013
Catcher1 wrote:
On this date in 1774, the first Continental Congress gathered in Philadelphia.
River Tam wrote:
and were systematically shot to death in a drive by.
Witnesses to the event described something we now think was a 1981 DeLorean.

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