I think you owe everyone here a new irony meter.The wind blew the crap flew and I couldn't see for a moment or two.
Between you and BenAdam/g_o_d/Lamchop/purfesir it's close to a tie as to which one tells the biggest B.S. stories.
And you atheist clowns call God a myth while spinning a B.S. story like that.
Now that's hilarious!!!
If you buy in bulk you'll likely get a better deal.
Just make sure the retailer serves your kind first.